Apple: Yay! People reviewed n.n I am happy.

Nightmare: Hehe, thanks. I liked those two scenes too. And we'll still see about O'malley.

montblancerk: Muahahaha! I have pulled off the impossible! Heh, I like Caboose the best, he's so funny.

Picup: Yep, who doesn't like to see choreographed cussing? And you'll see who Tex is...

Zeff: Sorry...but yano...Sain is Grif...and nobody in RvB goes with Grif...and yeah...besides, I dun like Priscilla, but she's pretty though n.n

K-Gforever: Hehe, Wil's always clueless. Lucius is just…Lucius. Hehe, there's no words to describe what may come.

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Apple: Phew...wow, lotsa reviews! Anyways, Next two episodes. Oh and I had to put one part out of order...sry! And it's sorta in script...so you can imagine it as sorta part of the A/N, but I just wanted to do it.

Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Apple pretending to be narrator and have a deep guy voice: Yesterday, on Red vs Blue: FE.

Erk: You didn;t update yesterday. You were too busy crying over SAT scores?

Apple: Umm, I mean day before Yesterday...

Serra: Oh man that horse has a really big quiver. puts Longbow away hmm...stay here...Pegasus...stay here...Pegasus...goes towards Pegasus ahh screw it...

Apple: Coming up, on Red vs Blue: FE. You've read them for three chapters... but coming up, the unthinkable! Someone!

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Will!

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DIE!

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Wallace: I sure hope it's Sain.

Wil and Erk are still crouching behind the rock as billions of arrows embed themselves into the surrounding bed rock. As time passed, the began to think that they would never get out of there.

"St. Elimine! Doesn't that thing ever run out of arrows!" Erk asked.

"You know," Wil observed. "In hindsight, we should've brought the Pegasus."

"Hey Wil." Erk said. "What good is a Pegasus gonna do in a shower of arrows for two guys who don't know how to ride it?"

"Uhh, yeah...and I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy."

"Well...yeah...but...ahh man, I guess I have to give that one to ya." Erk conceded.

Back at Blue base, the pink haired one swiftly walked to the Pegasus and mounted it with out any difficulty. As soon as she mounted, the Pegasus came to life, communicating telepathically with its rider.

"Hello, and thank you for mounting the I-21 Main Battle Pegasus. You may call me Huey."

"Hello...Huey...big...nice Pegasus guy." The girl said nervously.

"Would you like me to give you a beginner's lesson?" Huey asked.

"Oh...that would be nice."

"This lesson is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of me, the Ilian Class Pegasus. Let's begin with some trotting and flying." Huey said in a rather instructive manner before taking off across the field.

At the horse, Sain noticed something about the field and turned to Kent to tell him something.

"KENT!" He yelled over the twang-whoosh-thud of the arrows. Unfortunately, Kent didn't hear him over the noise.

"KENT!" He yelled again louder. This time Kent heard him and stopped him incessant arrow launching. "Man...that thing is loud." Sain noted.

"WHAT!" Kent yelled back experiencing temporary deafness from the noise.

"Come on." Sain said. "Lets sneak around the back of the rock and get them out."

"OKAY!" Kent yelled.

"PIPE DOWN!" Sain warned. "Elimine! Let's go before they figure out what's going on."

Somewhere else in the canyon, the girl was struggling with riding the Pegasus while Huey seemed casually indifferent about the fact that his rider was about to fall off to her death.

"Now that you've mastered the riding and flying the I-21, let's go onto safety." Huey said telepathically again.

"NO! NO! WAIT! GO BACK!" The girl yelled. "Why is there only one rein and four different directions!"

Back behind the rock, Erk noticed something about their adversary. Mainly that no more arrows were flying anymore.

"Psttt! Hey!" He whispered loudly to Wil. "They stopped firing."

"Why are you whispering?" Wil asked.

"Uh...I don't know..." Erk whispered back.

On the other side of the rock, Sain and Kent faced an enormous problem.

"Ahh crap..." Sain said. "I don't think we're gonna get around this place."

"Umm, tell me again..." Kent said. "Why did we get off the horse?"

"Well," Sain replied. "I guess it was this or watch you shoot rocks all day long."

"Well at least that was fun."

Just then, they noticed that a huge white winged horse with a pink haired rider had snuck up behind them. When they turned around, the horse glared at them menacingly.

"HOLY CRAP!" Sain said. "What in Elimine's name is THAT thing?"

At the other end, Erk was explaining his logic to Wil.

"Wil...don't be stupid!" Erk said. "They're just trying to draw us out."

"No they're not, look! They left the horse, they're gone."

"Well..." Erk conceded. "I don't know about this. Seems pretty fishy, but screw it, lets go get it."

On the Pegasus, the girl was looking at the two figures in front of her curiously, wondering what to do.

Sain looked to Kent and said, "Dude, hold still...I don't think it sees us."

As the Pegasus and its rider looked from one man to the next, Sain began to get confused.

"Why is it just sitting there?" He asked.

"Just trying to mess with our heads." Kent replied. "Let's get back to the horse."

Meanwhile, Huey was explaining more details about himself to the girl.

"This Pegasus is equipped with an automatic trampling system that can be activated by stroking my mane. If activated..."

The girl looked around. "Hmm, mane...here here, oh wait...the mane."

Kent and Sain got ready to run.

"Okay you ready?" Kent asked. "Let's do this on three. One."

"Wait... on three or three and then go?" Sain asked.

"On three." Kent said. "It's always faster to go on three."

"Okay okay..." Sain said. "On three."

Just then, the girl found the mane and began to stroke it.

"Lesson over, auto trampling sequence activated." Huey announced.

"Ready?" Kent asked.

"Acquiring targets." Huey said as he looked for something to smash to bits.

At that moment, Erk decided to go for the horse.

"Okay, I'm going for the horse." Erk said. "Cover me."

At the Pegasus, Kent began counting, while Sain decided to leave Kent and break for the jeep without him.

"One..." Kent counted.

At that moment, Huey found his target and got ready to charge.

"Two..." Kent counted.

Meanwhile, Sain ran feverishly towards the horse in a mad race with Erk to get there before him.

"THREE!" Kent yelled and turned around only to see his partner already halfway across the field. "Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!" Kent cursed.

At that moment, Huey charged, flying at incredible speeds into the horse and kicking the poor thing halfway across the map.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Kent yelled.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Sain reciprocated.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Erk echoed.

Erk retreated back to the rock while Kent and Sain headed towards the closest cover they could find, avoiding the crushing hoofs of the mad Pegasus.

As Erk got back to the rock, Wil went up to him and reported.

"Hey dude, the horse flew off!" He said.

"No kidding," Erk said. "Thanks for the update Wil."

Sain and Kent managed to hid behind a rock while the mad Pegasus kicked and stomped on the other side of their cover.

Kent turned to his partner and sneered.

"Hey, I've got a great idea." He said sarcastically. "Let's get off the horse, and sneak around the back of the rock... GREAT PLAN YOU IDIOT!"

After a while, Huey looked around and saw that his prey was gone. Giving a snort, he began to search the premises for new targets to trample.

Just then, Erk noticed the white winged beast and the pink haired rider.

"Hey Wil, look at this man, it's the lackey!" Erk reported. "And he brought the Pegasus out to scare off the reds!"

"WHAT!" Wil said disbelievingly. "NO WAY!"

Erk didn't pay attention and walked out into the open to hail the girl.

"HEY LACKEY! GOOD JOB MAN!" He yelled. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU KNEW HOW TO RIDE THE PEGASUS!"

His shouting attracted the attention of Huey, who gazed up at the source of the voice. He saw the purple haired man from earlier who was making a ruckus and delighted at the opportunity to trample him.

"New target acquired!" Huey said happily.

"That's not a target." The girl said. "That's Erk."

"Yeah that's right!" Erk yelled dumbly. "It's me Erk! What's going on man?"

"Target locked." Huey said evily.

"What? NO! TARGET UNLOCK! UNLOCK!" The girl said frantically poking the Pegasus in various places. "Please help me nice Pegasus guy!"

Just then, the large Pegasus took off with a whoosh. "Going to trample!" Huey yelled.

"Uh...oh..." The girl said from his back.

"Uh oh..." Wil said as he heard the Pegasus communicate to him. "...and how is that thing talking?"

"What?" Erk said as he heard the two mutter. Then he saw the rushing Pegasus. "Ahh...son of a..."

Erk didn't get his last words out before the Pegasus went up to him and smashed the poor man under its hard hoofs before flying back to the ground.

"HOLY SHIT!" Wil screamed. "Erk! Are you okay! TALK TO ME! ERK!"

Then he turned towards the Pegasus and his rider. "YOU TRAMPLED ERK YOU TEAMKILLING TURDS!"

"Wil..." Erk croaked trying to get Wil's attention. "WIL!"

"ERK!" Wil exclaimed. "It's going to be okay man!"

"No..." Erk gasped. "I..I'm no...I'm not gonna make it...Wil...there's something I need to tell you..."

"What is it?" Wil asked.

"I just wanted you to know..." Erk gasped as his life drained from his body. "I always hated you...I always hated you...the most..."

"Yeah," Wil said. "I know you did. Now hurry up and die you prick."

"Okay..." Erk croaked. "I'll...try... HURP! Bleah..." And thus Erk breathed his last and died right there, in front of the man he always hated the most.

Apple: Okay, who here, who hasn't seen RvB, thought Sain was going to die? Anyone? Heh, well, thought that part of the RvB series was funny, so I put it in. Anyways. Hope y'all continue to enjoy this, and review. n.n