Apple: Hey everyone! Thanks for reviewing y'all! I loves you lots!

Onionbreath002: Ack! I'm really sorry okay! Just…start talking to me again?

Link015: Hehe, thanks. Yeah, I got a few more, but I think I should stop.

Nightmare3: Hehe, I reviewed some of your works. They're pretty good! You'll see who Doc is, and I'mma shooting to get all the RvB episodes in. It's a never ending quest!

noname: Heh, thanks. Yeah, I know Farina's a girl, but in RvB, everyone thinks that the character Farina's parodying is a guy. Sorry for the confusion.

Jhon 117: Hehe, thanks for the ideas! And don't worry about the gay joke. I never miss those.

SYF: Yep XD;;; using him as Donut seemed so obvious to me as well.

Picup: Hehe, the n00b battle is a long ways off, but it's always fun to think about. I love that part in RvB as well! One of the best episodes.

Apple: Wow, so many reviews. Well, anyways, two more episodes coming up. We're at 13 and 14 now. Moving along fast! Anyways, no new muses since Charlie isn't talking to me right, so I don't own Fire Emblem.

Erk: And amazingly, she didn't torture me that much…wait…did my spleen just blow up?

Apple: Hehehe… -wink-

Mission Impossible: Rescuing Farina

"Let me get this straight." Wil was saying. "You're telling me that the guy who showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Serra and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick and on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?"

"In a nutshell, yes." Erk said. "That is an excellent summary. How did you guys NOT know she was a girl?"

"Well, I don't know." Wil said. "We just never picked it up."

"Dude," Erk said. "FARINA. That's a BLATENTLY feminine name!"

"Well, I've been out here too long! The only girl names I know are Serra…and…uhh…Serra."

"Well, did you NOT notice the long flowing hair and the accentuated chest area?" Erk asked.

"She was wearing a heavy cloak and a lot of armor!" Wil said. "It's not like I have x-ray vision! Although now that I think about it…"

"Okay, we're not going to go there." Erk said. "But yes, she was my ex-girlfriend."

"I should've known." Serra said. "She didn't like me. Girls never like me."

"Serra, I don't think ANYBODY likes you." Wil said.

"Do you like me Erky?" Serra asked pouting.

"Umm, let me think… no." Erk said.

"I never think I've ever seen a girl that mean before." Wil noted. "Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?"

"I'm pretty sure I would've known if Farina was a guy." Erk said. "And I'm definitely sure I would've known if she was part shark."

"Wait wai wait!" Serra said. "If she's a girl, then why is she named Farina?"

"WHAT!" Erk said. "OH COME ON! I already told you that Farina is a blatently feminine name!"

"Uhh…" Serra said dumbly.

"Just TRUST me on this one." Erk said. "And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with."

"Right." Wil said. "You should blame St. Elimine. First she creates feminism, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing Elimine!"

"Will you shut up with that?" Erk said. "She got recruited into some kind of experimental program back in basic where they infused her soul with this really aggressive AI spirit. I'm not really sure what it does, but I do know that it made her meaner and tougher than hell."

"AI…" Serra said. "What does the A stand for."

"Artificial." Erk said.

"What's the I-"

"Intelligence." Erk answered without hearing the whole question.

"OHHHhhhhhhhhh….what was the A again?" Serra asked.

"Lets move on." Erk said.

"So…" Wil began. "The military put this spirit into her, and that spirit made her a killer. But on the inside she's just a sweet, down home girl?"

"Oh HELL no." Erk said. "She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just that now she's a rotten bitch with spiritual enhancements."

"Wow, sounds like you really won the lottery with that one." Wil said. "Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper."

"So how are you doing Serra?" Erk asked ignoring Wil's comment. "Are you following any of this whatsoever?"

"I think so." Serra said. "That guy Farina is really…a morph, and YOU'RE his boyfriend, so that makes you… a gay morph."

"Yeah…" Erk said. "That's right. I am a gay morph."

"I knew it!" Serra said. "No wonder you don't love me."

"We won't go there Serra." Erk said.

Meanwhile, the reds were holding Farina hostage.

"So, you're a girl huh?" Sain said.

Farina looked at him with a weird look.

"Just ignore him." Kent said. "That's what I do."

"Not so tough now that we've unloaded your weapon are ya?" Sain gloated.

"Hey punk." Farina warned. "I don't need a weapon to kill you."

"Yeah right." Sain said. "What are you gonna do? Punch me?"

Farina looked at Sain and took a threatening step forward.

"AHH! NOT THE FACE!" Sain cried out jumping backwards.

At blue base, Erk was laying down his thoughts.

"Well don't worry because I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Farina." Erk said.

"A plan? Oh man, I hate plans!" Wil groaned. "That means we're gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy or a mission statement?"

"I just need you guys to run a distraction while I spring Farina." Erk said.

"Distraction? Heh, that sounds a lot like decoy." Serra said nerviously.

"The way I see it, the Reds have absolutely no idea how many freelancers we have out here." Erk explained. "So all I need from the two of you is to run around in the middle of the canyon wearing black armor while I sneak in the back of the base."

"Sounds good but Erk, where are we gonna get two suits of black armor?" Wil asked.

Erk glanced at the warp stave tied to the wall.

"…oh fuckberries." Wil said after he figured it out.

So Wil and Serra were to go through the warp stave. Erk waited at the other end for them Wil was the first to come out wearing his black armor.

"Are you okay Wil?" Erk asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Wil said.

The two waited a while and Serra didn't show up, so Wil went over the hill and yelled back to the base.

"COME ON SERRA!" He yelled.

"DOES IT HURT!" Serra asked.

"NO NOT AT ALL!" Wil said.

"Okay then. Here I come." Serra said and ran into the warp stave.

"Does it hurt for real?" Erk asked.

"OH yeah…" Wil said. "Big time."

"OWCHIES!" Serra said as she appeared in the exit point. She turned towards Wil with a glare. "You lied to me."

At Red base, Wallace was atop the base surveying the field.

"Damn it!" He cursed. "Raven, come 'ere. Do you see something out there?"

Raven scanned the canyon with the longbow and nodded his head, yes.

Downstairs, Kent and Sain were arguing once again.

"There's no 'l' in it, it's pronounced 'both'" Kent was saying.

"That's what I'm saying!" Sain said. "Bolth!"

"Both." Kent corrected.

"You sound like such an ASS the way you say it." Sain said.

Then Wallace interrupted them.

"Sain! Quit your yammering and get your kiester up here!" Wallace ordered. "Need some help, got more of them special ops folks coming towards the base."

"As in 'more than one?'" Sain said nervously. "Uhh, maybe we should bolth go sir."

"BOTH!" Kent corrected again.

"Seriously man." Sain said. "Like an ASS."

"Well well, another brilliant idea from the think-tank." Wallace said sarcastically. "Why don't you both come up, leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system, have her guard herself."

"Good point sir." Sain conceded.

"YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT IS!" Wallace barked. "Now get yer ass up here! We got just enough time to paint the bulls-eye on yer back. Ahh, by bulls-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it cupcake!"

"Yeah…" Sain sighed in resignation. "I'll be right up."

In the canyon, Erk was surveying the field using a ghostly longbow.

"Hey Wil, come in man, are you there?" Erk asked into the voice carrier. "This is Erk man. It's working, the orange one is coming out of the base, I repeat, the orange one is coming out of the base."

"Roger that." Wil said back.

"Ohohohoh WIL!" Serra squealed. "Tell him, tell him that, that that for me to say hi?"

While Serra said that, Erk was giving orders, unfortunately, this caused Wil to not hear what Erk was saying.

"Wait wait wait, what?" Wil said. "I missed that, Serra is talking to me."

Wil then turned towards Serra. "Shut up man! I'm talking on the voice carrier!"

"I SAID, just keep mo-" Erk repeated but he was cut off again.

"I'm not yelling." Wil was saying clearly to Serra. "I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Erk. No, I'll tell him you said 'hi' later. No you can't talk to him! How an you possibly talk to him on my carrier?"

Erk heard enough and shut his system off. "Oh St. Elimine." He groaned. "I can't believe I actually died for this war."

Erk decided to move, since his teammates weren't helping much.

On top of Red base, Sain was using the longbow to try to detect any enemies.

"I don't see any-" Sain cut off. "Uh oh, yep, there's one." Sain said as he watched one of the black clad soldiers move up to a rock and stand there. "Why is he just standing there?"

"SERRA!" Wil yelled at the soldier whom Sain was watching. "Get behind the rock! They can still see you!"

"They can't see me…" Serra argued. "I can't see them!"

"That's because you're facing the rock." Wil explained

Serra turned and saw the Red base. "Oh! Right!" She said and went behind the rock.

"Real smooth dipshit." Wil said.

At Red base, Wallace was coming to a conclusion, but unfortunately he didn't see a ghostly figure sneak up behind him.

"They're definitely special ops." Wallace said. "I haven't seen troop movement this coordinated since my days on Il-KEAGAHURGURK!"

Erk had snuck up and possessed Wallace.

"Uhh, sir, are you okay?" Sain asked after Wallace's weird outburst.

"Ahh…" Erk said, trying to be Wallace. "Who're you talking to red? Me?"

"Nah, I'm talking to Raven here because you know, THAT'S real rewarding." Sain said sarcastically.

Raven responded by swing his slim sword at Sain who immediately jumped back.

"Hey! What'd I tell you about that!" Sain said.

"Uhh…" Erk bluffed. "Uhh… I'm fine. I'm jus…I'm just so mad about these uh, damned Blues out here. I'm so damned mad, I could spit!"

With that, Erk spat into the helmet.

"Umm…sir, did you just SPIT inside your helmet?" Sain asked.

"Uh yeah… I guess I did." Erk said.

"Permission to speak freely sir?" Sain asked.

"Go ahead."

"That's REALLY fucking gross."

Back in the field, Serra and Wil were having a nice chat.

"Um, Wil." Serra said.

"What?" Wil said annoyed.

"I'm having a really great time, with you." Serra said.

"That's GREAT, Serra." Wil said.

"Yeah! It's like we're REAL soldiers." Serra said.

"Would you PLEASE go hide behind another rock?" Wil asked getting really ticked off.

At Red base, Erk managed to get downstairs. He walked towards where Kent was keeping Farina hostage.

"Hey man." Erk said. "What's up yo?"

"Uhh, hey." Kent said. "What's going on out there sir?"

"What? Uhh, nothing! Why would you ask if something's wrong?" Erk asked dumbly.

"I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war." Kent said.

"Yeah well… I dunno. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there, other red guy." Erk said. "So, I'm keepin' my eye on you."

Kent turned around again. "Wallace, I'm starting to think that- OW!" Erk had hit him over the back of his head with the broad side of the slim sword. "ELIMINE! THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

"What the hell are you doing?" Farina asked.

"Farina! It's me Erk! I've come to rescue you!" Erk said.

"You're kinda short to be Erk." Farina said.

"What? Oh right yeah the armor." Erk said and he unpossessed Wallace.

"HUUUUURGH! What in Sam Hell? Where the? Who spat on my visor?" Wallace asked disoriented

"Farina, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here okay?" Erk said. "I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possess this red guy, so I can sneak into the base and rescue you, while the rest of our guys run around in the middle of the canyon, dressed in black armor that they got from going through the warp stave."

"….okay." Farina said simply.

"What? That's it? OKAY!" Erk said. "You're not surprised by any of this?"

"No, it pretty much all makes sense." Farina said.

"Not even the whole 'Erk is a ghost' thing?" Erk asked. "That didn't do anything for ya?"

"Well I can see right through you, it's pretty obvious." Farina said.

"Okay." Erk said. "Well, let me just hop back in this guy, and we'll get out of here."

Then Erk possessed Wallace once again.

Out in the field, Serra held the longbow and was apparently aiming at something.

"What are you doing?" Wil asked.

"One of the Reds has Farina." Serra said honing her aim. "I'm going to shoot him, and KILL him, and free Farina! The Erk will forgive me for killing HIM and he will love me."

"Oh COME on, you don't actually believe any of that do you?" Wil asked.

"Ohh!" Serra said lining up her shot. "He's gonna love me so much."

Meanwhile, Erk was in the Red guy's body explaining to Farina how she's going to escape.

"All right, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the warp stave and escape." Erk explained. "Ready? One…two…THRE-!"

That's when a longbow shaft suddenly shot right trough the Red man's head with loud thud and Erk's 'body' that he was possessing fell away.

"What the? Where did my body go?" Erk said frantically. He looked around and saw Serra with the longbow. "Oh you gotta be KIDDING me."

"WIL DID IT!" Serra immediately said.

Apple: There we go! Another chapter!.

Erk: Ugh…I found my spleen.

Apple: It won't be there for long n.n

Erk: You bitch.

Apple: Hehe! Anyways! I love you all and I hope you keep reviewing for me!