A/N: I'm finally going to update. I apologize for taking so loooong, but it's been a busy couple of months. BTW you guys bombarded me with votes…yeesh it took forever to read them…

Also it was pointed out to me several times that I listed Rebecca as a possible vote despite the fact that she had immunity. The reason she is voteble is because you have the ability to give away immunity. So basically if she had gotten the most votes I would have made her give up her immunity then gotten voted off the island.

Anyway, on with the story…

HCF Camp…

Despite the prospect of the horrible tortures Wesker could be going through at this moment in time, the tribe is not in exceptionally high spirits. They'd probably be happier if Wesker's ruin had shown up before the next immunity challenge, instead she showed up right before the vote. Hence the reason everyone is in a pissy mood. Well I suppose they are also in a pissy mood because it has been raining and hailing for the last two hours, not to mention that the wind has picked up to at least ten miles an hour.

Speaking of being in a pissy mood, the cameraman has just cornered Jill, who is looking a bit bruised at the moment.

"Those two imbeciles!" Jill was turning a bright shade of red and looked ready to throttle the cameraman. "I'm gonna vote for both of them!"

As she broke down into Wesker-like laughter the cameraman beat a hasty retreat and cornered Billy.

"Oh I know just who I'm going to vote for…" Billy grinned an evil Wesker-like grin. "Everybody thought Rebecca is so cute and innocent, but now they know the truth, and the little beep is going down!"

The cameraman slowly slunk away, probably to write his resignation. Apparently the contestant's slow change from normal, although I suppose a few were already maladjusted, people into Wesker-like marauders of pain and destruction has caused more than a few members of the Survivor crew to quit. That is of course not counting Cameraman A who, sadly, died of the injuries inflicted upon him back in Episode 25. Not to mention that poor cameraman who had to be sent to the rest home back in Episode 23.

Long story short, Survivor is having a personnel crisis.

In the Tree…

We'll leave the HCF camp for now and see how our friends are fairing in the bad weather. From the look of things, not too well.

Chris and Alex are huddled together around one of the tree branches, hanging on for dear life. Hunk is squished between the two of them, bawling his eyes out while Sparky and his brother are sitting comfy in Alex's bra.

Claire and Leon have apparently patched up their differences for the moment and have tied themselves to the branch above Chris and Alex. Alyssa is still tied to her branch and screaming her head off about it. This is probably due to the fact that every time the wind picks up a bit, she swings around the branch like a yoyo. Ada and Nicholai are strapped to another branch as are Yoko and Annette. At the moment William seems to be the only one not with a partner and is barley hanging on to the branch by Annette. Annette does not appear to be distraught over her husband's plight.

…Requisite Commercial…

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Tribal Council Area…

Normally this is the part where I describe our treacherous host being in fine spirits and relishing the upcoming vote and all the misery it must be causing our contestants. Unfortunately for our treacherous host I can't tell you that. What I can tell you is that our treacherous host is in exceptionally low spirits and is contemplating suicide at this very moment.

Why may you ask?

Well I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the 5'2" blonde Wesker Chick who just happens to be wrapped around his waist, wearing his sunglasses, and dressed like Alexia. She hasn't let him out of her grasp since she landed on the island seven hours ago. In fact she is contemplating doing various things to him that would only be proper to show you if this was a 'Girls Gone Wild' video. On the plus side she brought some green and red herbs with her, so he's no longer all banged up.

So, Wesker is not happy as the tribe finally makes it's way to the tribal council area. The contestants take one look at Esker's plight and find it vastly amusing, they comment on it by laughing at him. Wesker sulks even more which, unfortunately for him, Wesker Chick finds cute.

"My cute little Albie." she croons and snuggles closer. "Sulk all you want, it's adorable."

"I know Rebecca isn't giving up her immunity and I have finally resigned myself to a fate worse than death, so just go vote and my pain can end that much sooner." Wesker now breaks down crying. "Just kill me now…"

The contestants look at each other, giggle, shake their heads, then burst out laughing. After about twenty minutes of this, even Billy's Hunter seems to be laughing, they finally get themselves under control long enough to vote. Billy is up first, he scribbles out a name and holds up the card.

"I hope you rot in hell Rebecca."

He then Wesker-laughs and sits back down. Alexia is next.

"Alfred I still cannot forgive you for choosing the tube top trollop over me."

She drops the card in the pot and sits down. Alfred is next, he writes down the same name four times and holds up the card.

"Alexia I still cannot forgive you choosing the bio-enhanced freak of nature over me."

He sits down and Morpheus is next. However instead of writing out a name, it glares at the camera, flips it the bird, and takes it's seat. Brad is next, he walks quickly past Billy's hunter and writes out a name.

"Yea, I'm back to wanting to go home again."

He then sulks and takes his seat. Marcus is next. He scribbles out the same name nine times and holds up the card.

"Ok you, whatever you are, time to go!"

He drops the card in and now it's Jill's turn. She stalks up to the jar, scribbles out two names and holds up the card.

"Alexia, Alfred…BEEP YOU!"

She then smiles daintily and takes her seat. Finally it's Rebecca's turn. She scribbles out a name and holds up the card.

"Bye, bye Billy!"

She drops in her card and takes her seat. Wesker walks slowly to collect the voting jar, dragging Wesker Chick along with him, and starts counting out the votes…Back in the Tree…

What our tree bound friends have noticed, that our contestants busy enjoying Wesker's plight have not, is that the wind has now started blowing even stronger and the sky is turning an angry shade of black. Everyone is still hanging on for dear life. Except poor William who somehow managed to get lodged between Leon and Claire when his strength finally gave out. Leon and Claire do not find this amusing, even if Annette thinks it's funnier than Monty Python on crack…Back at Tribal Council…

"Morpheus that is nine votes, please go to the cage."

However the cage does not swing into view. Instead we hear the voice of the show's producer over a bullhorn.

"COULD YOU MAYBE TOSS HIM OVER HERE! THE HIGH WIND IS CAUSING US SOME ISSUES!"

Wesker sighed heavily, grabbed Morpheus by the back of the neck, and tossed him over the railing. There is a loud crash then a heavy clang noise. This is followed by a squeal of delight from Wesker Chick, marveling at Wesker's strength no doubt, who promptly squeezes him tighter and proceeds to cover his face in kisses. More than one of the contestants is now ill and several hundred female fans at home now want to see Wesker Chick die a horrible, painful, and somewhat gruesome death.

"THANK YOU!"

Suddenly, though I can't say without warning as the storm has been raging for several hours, the hurricane comes into view. Everyone at tribal council, with the exception of Wesker, who is crying again, and Wesker Chick, who is cooing over Wesker, start screaming bloody murder. Even the Hunter gets into the act, huddling behind Billy and whimpering.

And if that wasn't scary enough something even more sudden, and kind of unexpected, happens. The tree, to which the former contestants and Alex have been exiled to, flies over the tribal council area.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The screaming continues until both the tree and the former contestants are out of sight. I really must admit that those confined to the tree certainly had a good set of lungs on them. Upon seeing this everyone scatters like a pack of heroin addicted chickens on a good high…

Next Time on Survivor…

Wesker's suffering does not end…

Another immunity challenge..

A reward challenge…

We find out where the tree bound exiles landed…

A/N: I hope everyone enjoyed and I do hope my long absence has helped improve my writing.!