Hello everyone, Charlie here. Anyways, if you haven't figured it out, I'm helping Apple out with some parts of this thing, and I also started to talk to her again. Anyways, we argued over how to deal with the PSAs since they're obviously just as hilarious as the main episodes, but not part of the story line. Well, with AP testing (I have Comp Sci and Chemistry on the fourth and the tenth and Apple has Comp Sci on the fourth, Bio on the ninth and History on the sixth (I think)), and SATs, Apple doesn't have time to finish an entire chapter. So with the upcoming holiday season, I shall be doing the RvB FE rendition of the Mother's Day PSA saying a Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there and (More commonly on future mothers.) Aptly named, this would be chapter seven and thirty-eight ninety-fifths. And for you people who don't understand how I'm updating on Apple's account, I'm writing this in San Marino, California. After that, I e-mail it to Apple living in Arizona. Then she uploads this while she (Hint, read this part Apple) TAKES A BREAK FROM STUDYING. Simple? Now stop accusing me of being a hacker and enjoy.

Chapter 7 38/95ths: Happy Mother's Day

"Why hello! I'm Wallace from the popular fanfiction, RvB FE."

"And I'm Private Wil."

"We're here to tell you about a very special event coming up for many women." Wallace said. "Maybe even one you know."

"That's right." Wil said. "This Saturday is Lady's Night at the Rusty Badon Sal-"

"Ahh..." Wallace interrupted. "Actually Wil, I was talking about Mother's Day."

"What?" Wil said. "Oh...damn it!"

"You know, a lot of kids out there are probably wondering what to get their mom on this special day." Wallace said.

"Not me." Wil said. "She was a dirty tramp."

"That explains a lot." Wallace said under his breath.

"Finding the right gift for your mom can sometimes be difficult." Wil continued.

"When giving a gift on Mother's Day, try to remember that your mom is a unique and special person." Wallace said redundantly.

"Whore." Wil added.

"That can mean that going the safe route might not always be so safe." Wallace cautioned.

"Why whatever do you mean Wallace?" Wil said mechanically.

"Lets take a look at an example." Wallace said. "Sain and Kent have politely agreed to help us demonstrate with a little skit."

To the side, Kent and Sain stood, groaning.

"I don't want to do this!" Sain said.

"What're you complaining about?" Kent asked. "You got the easy part. I'm the one wearing pantyhose under my cloak because Wallace believes in method acting."

"Don't you dare make me come over there!" Wallace shouted at them. "Now get to demonstrating!"

Sain sighed and turned towards Kent.

"Mother." Sain said. "I love you because you violently squeezed me out of your womb." Sain held up some flowers. "Here are some flowers I bought for you at a flower place. Happy Official Day for Mothers."

"Worthless daughter." Kent said. "How could you be so thoughtless? You know I am allergic to flowers. Also you were adopted and I never loved you. I will now send you to live in shame, with a Morph-Pegasi foster family."

Behind Kent, Huey and Raven turned towards Sain.

"Whoa nelly!" Wallace said ending the skit. "That didn't go very well at all!"

"Flowers seemed like the perfect gift because they're pretty and boring, like most women." Wil explained. "But that plan sure backfired.

"Now lets go see what happens when you go take a little extra effort." Wallace said.

"Take it away Lucy and Serra." Wil said.

"Hello son." Lucius addressed Serra. "How are you?"

"Erky?" Serra perked. "I mean mother? Because it is Mother's Day and I love you so, I made you a very ugly Goddess Icon in shop class today."

"Oh thank you my son!" Lucius said. "Where is it?"

"I left it at school." Serra said. "Also, it is broken."

"Thank you my child." Lucius said. "You always think of the perfect thing to do for me."

"I spent my allowance on Poke-Morph trading cards and meat flavored Pegasus food." Serra said.

"My angel." Lucius finished.

"And scene!" Wallace said butting in. "And now you see that the personal touch is what really makes all the difference in selecting a Mother's Day gift."

"What!" Wil said. "That last skit made no sense whatsoever!"

"Exactly!" Wallace said.

"This is retarded." Wil grumbled. "I'm leaving."

"Remember kids." Wallace said. "You only have one mother, unless you come from a progressive home like Lucy's, so be good to her on mother's day. And now, for those of you who still don't have any good gift ideas, here's a list of Wallace-approved items you might want to consider."

Extra-Bendy Cactus
Exotic-Flightless Dragon
Underbelly Washer
Dispenser of Goodies
Yoga-tizing spatula
Mutant Goblin
Ilian Man-Servent
Nabata Goo (or similar)
Fractal Misnomer
Wyvernplasty
Mamkuteplasty
Nastyplasty
Old Shoe Horn
Old Horn
New Shoe
Smaller Crawdads
Sandbox (with Box)
Transparent Ding-Gong
Articulated Thing
Round One (or likewise)
Extras
Candy With Tips
Somnambulant Honkie
Misguided Dobro
Banjo Pegasus
Parachutes and Fishes
Tu Blave
Macchu Picchu
Most Postacio
Mustafa Portencio
Claven (sans nuts)
Shanks, all types
Wind Samples
Mutton
Extraordinary Slorf
Fineries.

"Happy Mother's Day!" Wallace said.

Charlie: And I'm done. Well, a big Happy Mother's Day to everyone out there who's a mom or could potentially become a mom! Hope you all the best with your kids and enjoy the holiday season.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Y'ALL!