Charlie: Okay, I finally got around to doing this…

Erk: took you long enough. Did she ask you like six months ago?

Charlie: shut up Erk. Yeah so anyways, Apple's busy…like… really busy. So I'm gonna be writing this for her for a bit… yeah, I know she asked me six months ago…I was busy! So…uhm, here's the next episode of RvB.

Erk: And neither of them owns FE or RvB

Charlie: yeeah, back on the operating table Erk… I need my cadaver.

Erk: but I'm not dead, and I can't die.

Charlie: Good, then I can reuse you.

Erk: O.o Help…me…

Wil and Serra stood near a rock in the middle of Blood Gulch, watching Erk and Farina argue with each other.

"Look." Farina was saying. "As far as I'm concerned, we're square."

"I saved you from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you square with me!" Erk retorted.

"Because I didn't kill YOU back at Ilia"

"You know, I really don't see how not KILLING somebody is the same thing as doing them a FAVOR."

"Well…" Farina said thoughtfully. "If you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now."

"No you can't!" Erk cried triumphantly. "I'm already dead bitch. So I guess the joke's on you."

Finally, Serra couldn't take it anymore. "Stop it!" She said, sobbing. "Stop fighting! Can't you see you're tearing us apart? What about us!"

Farina looked at Serra. "What ABOUT you?"

"We helped you too!" Serra sobbed. "And what do we get? NOTHING!"

"Well…yeah but."

"But nothing." Erk cut in. "She's got a point."

"I did help them get their flag back." Farina argued.

"Yeah, but you were PAID to do that. We rescued you as a favor." Wil said. "We could've just let you rot in the Red Army Dungeon. It wouldn't have made any difference to us."

"Oh fine." Farina said giving. "I'll stay as long as it takes to help you guys win this thing. As soon as I have, I'm outta here. What do you need me to do?"

"I have no idea." Wil said. "If you knew how to heal a Pegasus, I'd have you do that."

"Hmm… okay." Farina shrugged.

"Wait… you know how to cure Huey?" Serra asked. Farina stood there looking at Serra as if she just asked the dumbest question on the planet. Serra finally took the hint. "I love you…"

"That's kinda hot…but please, lets not go there." Wil said. He was promptly smacked.

Meanwhile at the Red Base, Raven would not shut up in his foreign language.

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblabblahblahblah."

"Man…first he doesn't talk at all… now he doesn't shut up." Sain said. "What's he saying?"

"What're you asking ME for?" Kent asked.

"Well you know…" Sain started. "Because you're of a… a Cornish persuasion."

"Kent isn't a Cornwallean name you dumbass." Kent said. "I'm from Caelin."

"But I thought…"

"What?"

"Nevermind…"

A long awkward pause ensued.

"I'm from Araphen!" Lucy said.

"NOBODY CARES!" Both Kent and Sain yelled at the same time.

On the otherside of the map, Erk was directing while Serra and Wil snooped around with their weapons at the ready.

"Alright, be careful guys. While I was back at their base, I saw that they already got their horse healed. So whatever you do, don't let them see us before we can get Huey back on his wings."

"Okay okay." Serra said, looking at Huey who was groaning on the ground. "Even if we get Huey fixed… how are we going to get him back on his feet? His wings are in the way. I mean it's not like we can just lift…"

Serra trailed off watching Farina manhandle Huey back into a steady position.

"Oh…" Serra said. "She is a very strong lady."

"Okay, I'm the one that's the least visible." Erk said, ignoring Serra. "So I'm gonna head up to higher ground and keep an eye on the red base. If I see anything, I'll let you know."

"Right, I'll come with you!" Serra said.

"That kinda defeats the purpose Serra."

"Okay…what if I'm really… really… quiet?" Serra asked lowering her voice.

"Do you even understand what the term visibility means!"

"Ahahahaha…haha…ha… uhh.. good one Erk."

"Seriously, you don't know what it means do you?"

"Uh..no."

"Serra, just stay here okay? And try not to swallow your own tongue or anything like that." Erk said. With that, Erk left to gain a better vantage point.

"Just watch the red base." Wil said turning towards Serra. "Tell us if you see any movement."

Wil then walked up to Farina who was tending to Huey.

"So I guess if you're helping us, you're not as mean as I thought." He said.

"I wouldn't say I'm mean." Farina said turning towards Wil. "I just get hired to do mean things."

"Yeah, but you like it."

"Well, I think it's important to enjoy what you do."

"So lets say I paid you to kill…Serra." Wil said hypothetically. "You would still do it right? Even though you're supposed to be helping us?"

Farina looked Wil in the eyes. "Is this a hypothetical situation, or should we start talking in gold?"

"Uh…yeah, I don't want to talk about this anymore." Wil said

Just then, Erk poked his head from the ledge. "HEY WIL!"

"What?" Wil called back.

"What the hell is my BODY still doing up here?"

"That's part of being dead Erk." Wil said. "Your body doesn't really move around much any more. Maybe you haven't full grasped the concept yet."

"Okay, let me rephrase my question then." Erk said. "Why in the name of St. Elimine didn't you bury my body yet?"

"Bury? With what?" Wil asked. "All we have are swords and bows. What do you want me to do? Stab you a grave?"

"Well, how about sending me back home?" Erk asked. "You know, let the loved ones pay a little respect."

"Well Erk, here's your girlfriend." Wil said turning towards Farina. "Farina, as one of Erk's loved ones, would you like to pay your respects?"

Farina glared at Wil before turning back to her work.

"That was a stirring eulogy." Wil said sarcastically. "Rest in peace buddy!"

Charlie: I know she normally does two episodes, but she has a better work ethic than I do… sorry.