Author's Note:) Hai Otaku it's me, Felis, again. Hey, I didn't get mobs at my door last time so I assume it's okay for me to keep being weird:) Hai It's back the ever popular :) and the most famous...ZAAA? Wait wait don't smack your forehead yet! There's more! This is my version of how really weird Crystal Tokyo could get if stuff like Sailor Stars: Predictability really happened! (hint: Read It...very funny) (Still I think that gun incident left some scars on Usagi's mental state) So if you like it send me your mail at and if you don't sent it to DIC and let those jerks sort it out, enjoy! P.S. I don't know how long this will take to get this out of my system! Ooo...Scary:)
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)A Typical Day in
Crystal Tokyo
PART 1
It was a typical day, famous last words, in Crystal Tokyo. The beautiful blue sky shone with a pristine radiance of the sun. It glinted off the pointed towers of the Crystal Palace as Neo Queen Serenity strolled happily through her gorgeous white rose garden as she looked up into the bright sky. She breathed a heavy sigh as she looked over her shoulder ,in that famous Neo Queen Serenity pose that is featured on many cards and posters, to see all her Senshi running at her...fast.
All: USAGI!
Neo Queen Serenity: Ah, loyal subjects, that is no way to show respect to reining more evolved form of life.
Queen Makoto: You gotta do something about that little bunny freak, that passes for a child of yours!
Queen Minako: Yeah we were at Queen Rei's castle for a fire reading...
Usagi raises one eyebrow as she realizes she wasn't invited
Queen Rei: Your little pink rat blew out my fire! Do you know how hard it is to reignite an Eternal Flame!
Neo Queen Serenity::Calmly: No Rei, how hard is it:::She cocks her head:
Rei: Don't give me that 'Serenity' crapp! I don't care if you're more evolved then us! Just keep that little creep out of my stuff!
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh Rei, do not be mad come inside and have some tea with King Endymion and me. :Smiles sweetly:
Rei: Oh my God! She's using correct grammar and no contractions!
Rei hides behind Queen Ami as a scream shatters the serene silence of the background...
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh No, I am certain that I will be getting a letter about that!
She turns to see Queen Michuru and Queen Haruka running up to the garden from a half gold half aqua colored crystal castle...Wearing robes?
Minako:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Gross!
Queen Haruka: That little...If I ever catch her in our bed again I'm gonna...:She makes a fist:
Queen Michuru: I'm sorry my great Queen :She bows: BUT THAT LITTLE BUNNY CHILD HAS GOT TO BE KILLED!...Uh I mean disciplined.
Neo Queen Serenity: Has Princess Usagi caused this much trouble?
Rei: No! We complain for our health!
Neo Queen Serenity: I thought so, but Rei it is not doing a thing for your complexion.:beams a sickeningly sweet smile:
Rei: What are you talking ab...I didn't mean...Ooooo I'm getting sick of this!
Rei stomped off back to her red crystal castle. Neo Queen Serenity turns to Minako
Neo Queen Serenity: Has time been wearing away Rei's mind? Or has she always been like that?
Haruka: I think you died too many times! What's happened to our ditzy lovable Usagi?
Queen Ami: I think power has gone to her head!
Ami folds her arms Serenity smiles...
Mako: I just think that that crystal is messing her up upstairs.
Minako: That's not it she's evolved to her higher serenity form.
Every one has a thinking moment...all talking stops until
Queen Setsuna: GIVE ME BACK THAT TIME STAFF YOU LITTLE RUG RAT!
Every one looks down the street to see Princess Usagi who is riding Helios, brandishing Pluto's Time Staff, and randomly zapping herself in and out of the time stream with Queen Setsuna in hot pursuit!
Mako: I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting really tired of Chibi Usa grabbing my arm while I'm sleeping and using it to shoot things!
Minako: I don't care about that...what about my love-chain! It's in pieces on my floor as we speak!
All: What are you going to do about it, USAGI!
Queen Ami: She ripped up my Advanced Biology text books!
Ami looks mad as every one glares at her, she sweat drops. Serenity holds her Teal.
Mako: Chibi's doing the world a favor:Sighs:
Michuru: Is that all you care about? Those stupid books?
Ami: They're more thrilling then one of your weekly, boring violin concerts!
Michuru: Oh yeah! So when have you ever contributed anything to Crystal Tokyo?
Ami: I know one way to help the city be more interesting?
Neo Queen Serenity: How? I am always open for suggestions!
Ami: Take away the music program:O
Michuru: Oooooooooooooooo...That's it:::Whips out Violin:
Three Lights and Haruka: WHAT! What was that about the music program!
Ami: Heh...Heh...I didn't mean...:Ami cowers:
Minako: Haven't you always hated her gloating over us, on how smart she is!
Mako: Now that you mention it...:P
Michuru: Let's get her!
All: HAI:)
Yaten: LET'S SACRIFICE HER TO OUR GOD!
Every one turns and blinks at Yaten...
Queen Serenity: Oh you guys do not have to do that for me.
Every one glares at Serenity as Ami sees an opportunity and runs!
Rei comes running back...just in time:)
Queen Rei: Sorry! Dropped an earing...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The mob of royalty bowl over Queen Rei as they chase Ami down the road. Rei is not injured, but Ami ducks into a convenient alley as the satanic mob who, have forgotten about the princess' misbehaving, have turned their attention to killing any one who would even think of hurting the music program!
Makoto strolls, as Ami streams by her back to Queen Serenity's garden.
Ami hides behind Serenity.
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh poor Rei now I am going to have to call back the janitorial staff off of vacation to scrape her off the crystal side walk.
Queen Ami: Oooooo... that's gonna hurt come winter!
Queen Makoto: Nooooooooo...Kidding!
Neo Queen Serenity: I hope I do not get any complaints about that...Must keep the peace you know must...must KeEP...PEacE:::She flinches then remains normal: Ami, you have been charged with disturbing the peace this is a very serious offense here. KeeP PEace! Ahem.
Ami: Yeah so! I remember a time when every body liked me for my brains and nothing else. Well, I didn't have power then, but I have it NOW!
AGITATED QUEEN KILL!
Ami leaps forward at Queen Serenity; Queen Makoto facefaults and dodges out of the way
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh poor Ami you remember, I am Neo Queen Serenity and I rule over you, goodbye! :Smiles:
Ami gets a sweat drop on her head as she turns around to see a huge executioner type person standing looking down at her with a big ass axe!
Ami: ULP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Makoto and Serenity walk away as they hear several blood curdling screams in the background, then :Thwack:
Mako:You just killed off Mercury! How are we going to defend the city minus one Senshi?
Neo Queen Serenity: Have no fear the peace..MuST KEEPPeACE PEace... Will come back as soon as we fix this little mishap with the Princess and the Music program:)
Usagi smiles as Jupiter hears something....
Ami's Head rolls by calling forth bubbles as it goes...
Queen Ami's Head: DIE! DIE! DIE! Die! die!...
Mako: What the...Why isn't she dead?
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh my! The crystal must be on the fritz again!
Mako: AGAIN! You mean that it's done this before!
Neo Queen Serenity: Oh Yes! It has got this virus thing and, you know it is what keeps us immortal, well it just did not bring her back...together!
Mako: Huh:They both turn around:
Ami's body runs falls run and then falls again. :Warning running gag! HaHaHa: Mako and Serenity blink, and keep walking.
They walk to the front door of the Moon crystal castle and see Seiya Kou, hunky leader of the Three lights, brandishing a big ass blade and laughing quietly, yet evilly ,to himself...
Seiya: Heh, this'll teach that cape-boy not to steal my only love! I may be a woman, but we're on earth now and I'm just as Testosterone-pumped as the next guyyaaahhh Hi! Ladies!
:Shoves blade behind back; he smiles big and tries to inch away:
Neo Queen Serenity: Seiya! What are you doing here?...:She lowers her voice to a whisper, and leans toward him: It is not Wednesday...
Queen Mako blinks, Neo Queen Serenity laughs nervously
Mako: So Seiya...What's with the Knife?
Seiya: Uhh...You didn't see any of this!
Neo Queen Serenity: See what:::She shrugs:
Seiya: GOOD:) :Jumps backwards over the castle:
:Mako stares wide eyed unable to Blink:O::
Mako: I thought he could only jump that high when he was a girl.
New Queen Serenity: It is the Crystal again::::Sighs, clasps hands:
Mako looks at Usagi, almost afraid to ask, then she looks at her own hands, then at the MOON castle, then at the road, as the mob of royalty stream up and down the streets of Downtown Crystal Tokyo aimlessly looking for someone to kill, then Mako...well...Lost it?
Mako:Chi...Bi?...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neo Queen Serenity stared as her friend and fellow Senshi, ripped off down the crystal road, pulling her hair, and screaming!
Neo Queen Serenity: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You are too loud:::Usagi calmly puts her finger to her lips: I must KEeP KEepP PEeaAccCe::::Flinches:
Serenity stops shaking and goes inside her castle to deal with the Princess and...the...Music program? ZAAA? That's all I have to say!
Author's Note:) Whoa...What...the heck!...was that:
If anyone thought that was just a tad bit:
A)Funny:D
B)Scary:O
C)Freakish:P
D)Psychotic:O
E)Butt-Kickingly Cool:)
F)Stimulating:
G) All of the Above:P
H)Other (ZAAA:)
This was mostly a prototype...No that's not the word I'm looking for...Outlet, if you will for my twisted mind! (And you though SS:Predict was the end...) Well you thought wrong! As I told you before I have way to much FREE TIME:D So I need to entertain the Sailor Moon Otaku, when I'm not doing...A BIOLOGY PAPER THAT'S DUE FRIDAY! NUTS I FORGOT!
Don't worry this story is some what involved this was just to ease you into the Chaos and Psychotic-ness! (Like getting into a hot bath tub:)
So tell me what you think and I'll write more, because, as you know...
I have TOO MUCH free time:
Except for that Bio thing...CRAPP:)
SAYONARA-- Diana of the Felis
P.S. Vote Seiya Kou '97 (Shhhh don't tell Lita! (Sailor Moon SO):)