I live for these kind of reviews... Yes, I do have bitter sarcasm and a hate for all things Lyoko.
Chapter 2: Harvesting
Jeremy sat in his seat typing hundreds of lines of code per second, seeing as he's a genius. "Don't worry guys, I have a great plan!" Jeremy explained to the others, who were fighting for their virtual lives on Lyoko,"I'm going to harvest your combined stupidity to form an explosion so big, it may wipe out all the Xana monsters!"
As Jeremy said that, there was a giant explosion in the computer room! As the dust cleared, Jeremy could make out Ulrich. "Don't worry Jeremy, I'm not hurt. I'll fend off the giant robots for a while longer," said Ulrich as he started to fly back up to the moon. "Alright, I'll alert the others!" said Jeremy, "Guys, Ulrich has just about had it with the robots, we have to hurry! Guys? Guys!"
"We already died, Einstein," said Odd as he walked into the computer room, "no thanks to you."
"Noooo! Now what are we going to do?" exclaimed Jeremy as he saved all the code for later... If there was a later. He suddenly had a foolish idea. "Wait, what if we harvest the energy from the mass of Yumi's giant forehead? Then we could make an explosion large enough to kill all of the Xana monsters! That's so crazy, it just might work!" exclaimed Jeremy, as he attached the conveniently placed mass energifier helmet onto Yumi's head. "What are you doing?" said Yumi, who was standing next to Odd along with Aelita. "I'm attaching a mass energifier helmet onto you. This may kill you, but I think we'll have to take that chance!" said Jeremy, caring only about his and Aelita's well-being.
"Fine, it's for the sake of the world..." said Yumi. "That's the spirit!" said Jeremy, who was now activating the program, "I hope this works..."
Stay tuned for Chapter 3! Will Yumi finally die?