This is the FINAL chapter of this story. Let's hope it's as good as I thought it would be.
Chapter 12: The Battle
"And that's the 23rd reason why I'm Japanese," said Yumi, "Now, for the twenty-fou-" when she got cut off by someone slamming the doors open. Sissy stormed into the room. "I have proof that Yumi's NOT Japanese!" she screamed, holding up a paper signed by the Japanese Emperor-Forever. The whole crowd gasped with disgust. The children had chosen their sides. Yumi thought, I thought I sent my Lunchables Brigade after them. No matter, I'll wipe it up here and now.
"LUNCHABLES BRIGADE, GO!" shouted Yumi, as thousands of shurikens were hurled towards Sissy. Sissy got hit, slammed into the wall, and to her surprise, the wall gave way, making a gaping hole. She was now on the soccer field that they NEVER use, and soon the whole school was seperated in two, on each side of the field. Yumi and Sissy walked up to the center of the field. Yumi started, "How did you survive my attack in Japan?" she asked. "Simple," said Sissy, "I used a decoy! I was long gone before your silly Lunchables Brigade got to me."
"Well, I guess this means war," said Yumi, apparently furious that Sissy revealed her darkest secret. "Yes, I guess it does," said Sissy, a mystical force driving her every word.
Then, everything went horribly wrong.
The sky darkened, and it started to pour down rain. A Xana manifestation popped out of nowhere, taking the shape of a samurai warrior (Except for the giant smiley face in place of where the actual one should be), and planting himself next to Sissy. Suddenly, some noob yelled, "Ulrich Geram Hitur!1!" as Hitler popped out and walked up next to Ulrich, while wearing a pirate hat. He was the true Zombie Nazi Pirate Captain.
Yumi's side of the school consisted of the gang, Hitler, the staff, except the principal and Jim, and half the school. Sissy's side consisted of Sissy and her friends, Xana, Jim, Sephiroth, Cloud, and the other half of the school.
The armies raged towards eachother, battlecries being yelled. Odd just babbled something like, "Rabablablablabla N00BS!" or something of the sort, and they started fighting.
Jeremy was safely 30 feet above the ground in a chair, and was using mind blasts to snipe out students. Odd was screaming at people, safely and cleanly killing them. Ulrich, who had been the first to enter the other army, was blasted away. "Aw...This makes me wanna sulk..." he said, so he sat down behind the sidelines and sulked. Hitler was using a chaingun to gun down his opponents with ease. The Lunchables Brigade was using their amatuer ninja skills to stall the other team's heroes. Yumi started summoning her false Japanese spirits, but realized there were none, so she started smashing people with her forehead. She suddenly realized, "Hey! Wait a second, I have the secrets of the universe in my forehead, somewhere...I HAVE to find it!"
Sissy was using her elite ninja training to her advantage, and was using shurikens like crazy. Herb was using his own creation, Robo-Sissy with hundreds of laser guns strapped to it, from a safe point. Nicholas was using his warhammer to pound the heck outa the others. Xana simply used his sword to battle the schoolchildren. Cloud used his phoenix downs to heal the children the opposing army killed. Sephiroth was wiping out children by the dozens with his 1337ness, until he started battling Hitler.
"I thought I got rid of you years ago," said Sephiroth. "Weel, you tought vrong!" exclaimed Hitler, trying to gun down Sephiroth.
As the battle raged on, the heroes (and villains) were getting more fatigued. Neither side seemed to be better than the other, which is when Sissy saw Yumi searching herself. "You will know," she recalled, "when the time is right." Sissy knew how to summon, her Japanese blood told her. "Yo teeko NEO BAHAMUTO!" yelled Sissy, which actually meant, "I summon NEO BAHAMUT!"
Yumi found it. She had found the secrets, the secret to her forehead, the secrets to the Xana attacks, but most of all: The secrets to the universe. She had learned the way to process this into a beam, and gathered the energy.
Sissy watched as a gaping portal opened on the ground, and a demon-like arm reached out of it. Soon, Neo Bahamut was standing right in front of her, waiting for a command. "Neo Bahamut, ULTRA GIGA FLARE!" she yelled, knowing his ultimate move.
Yumi had gathered the energy, and said, "Eat THIS you demon!"
The world seemed to stand still for a second. The two great energies were about to collide. Everybody realized that it could mean the end of the world, or worse. They stared in horror as the last few milliseconds of the battle went on.
Then, the energies collided, creating a gargantuan explosion. Everybody was wiped out, not sparing a soul. The school was incinerated in a flash of pure energy. Everything went dark.
The next day, everybody was lying on the ground, charred and bloodied by the earlier battle. All was quiet.
Then, the principal slowly walked out, dressed in dark robes, face partially hooded and said, "Rise."
"Yes master," replied Ulrich, as he slowly rose from the crowd of bodies.
"Come my apprentice," said the dark lord. "Yes master," replied Ulrich.
And there ends my rant-story. I hope you all gained a laugh and some sense from this, I know I did. For those who couldn't understand, it turns out Sissy was the good side, along with Xana and Sephiroth. The gang was actually evil, plotting to take over the world and make millions off of Lyoko and their "animated series".