Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But the thing is, I LOVE INU!

Summary: One-shot. Kagome is a demon trainer. Inuyasha and Kouga are entered into her training facility. What mayhem can she cause? Kind of OOC and strange. Doesn't follow the series at all and is just something I typed up.

Obedience School:

"Hello, and welcome to Obedience School for Demons!" A beautiful young woman welcomed a young couple.

"It is great to know that when we pick up Inuyasha and Kouga, they will stop fighting constantly." Sango smiled as she patted a large kennel by her side. "LET ME OUT! I WANNA KICK THAT FLEA BAG'S BUTT!" A gruff voice bellowed from inside the kennel.

"And I just want Kouga to stop provoking Inuyasha," Miroku motioned to another kennel, where another voice screamed, "Let's me at that mutt! LET ME AT HIM!"

"Well, let me assure you that they are going to behave when I am through with them." Kagome smiled and leaned over her desk to peer into the two kennels. "Cute little demons, they are." She smiled at the newly weds.

"Yes, well, everything is in order and we will see you in a week." Sango smiled and stood up. She and Miroku shook hands with Kagome and gave her the keys to the kennels.

"Well, then, lets get to business, shall we?" Kagome smiled through the windows of the kennels.

"Helllooooo trainer!" Kouga said as he peered back at Kagome with a grin. "Well, you are a very social wolf demon. Let's see who is in here." She moved to the next kennel.

"Grrrr….what are you looking at, wench?" Inuyasha said gruffly. "And you aren't." Kagome smiled.

"First thing is first. Training collars." Kagome let Kouga out of his kennel and placed prayer beads around his neck. (just like inu's but the colors are alternated.) She had a little more problems with Inuyasha.

"Hold still!" Kagome said as she wrestled with the dog demon. "You-will-not-get-that-on-me!" He struggled and complained, but she got it on him.

"YOU'LL PAY!" Inuyasha rushed at Kagome. She smiled and crossed her arms. "Sit." She said as he crashed to the ground.

"AHAHAHA!" Kouga started laughing and pointing. He then walked over to Kagome. "Don't worry. I will make you my bride and take you away from this poor lifestyle!"

"Kouga…Fetch." Kagome smiled at him as he flew across the room. "Ahh…obedience in the making." She sighed happily. "This is going to be a long week." Inuyasha and Kouga grumbled inside the holes that they were in.

One week later:

"These two were the hardest to train that I have ever done. And I am sad to say that I couldn't stop them from fighting." Kagome smiled gently at Sango and Miroku.

"Then what did we pay you for?" Miroku stood. "Well, besides finding out that these two will never be able to stop fighting, If you say these words, they will defanitly stop." Kagome passed the two a page with the words 'sit' and 'fetch'.

"Sit?" "Fetch?" Sango and Miroku queered. Just then Inuyasha plowed into the ground and Kouga flew across the room.

"WHADDYA DO THAT FOR!" The two demons yelled.