Ah… it's been a while, neh?

Well, now that things have kinda slowed down (and since I don't feel like working on my comics right now they should be up by December 9, titled Gravity! If you like my fan fiction, you should read my comics. They're awesome, I promise.) I do believe I shall write some stuff today.

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Reality 196-A

Once the screaming had died down, Zim, Dib, Z and Danny all took a good look at each other.

"Zim," hissed Dib.

"Dib-worm," smirked Zim.

"Danny!" yelled Z, happily.

"Z!" screamed Danny, giving his best friend a hug.

Zim and Dib observed this, filled with shock and disgust.

"Wait a minute," said Dib, "if that's you in another universe, and maybe that's me in the same universe, then you… and me… and… NYEAH!"

Zim took in what Dib had said. If that was him, then... "LIES!" he screeched, turning all three heads. "ZIM is not some pathetic HUMAN! YOU!" he pointed at Z angrily "Why do you resemble a (bleuhhh) HUMAN ZIM?"

Z just blinked, trying to figure things out. So THAT'S why that Dib kid had been all excited. There really WAS an alien!

"Whoa, man! It's HUGE!" Danny suddenly cried. All eyes turned to see what he was pointing at. "My head's not THAT big, is it?" he stammered, reaching up and patting the top of his head.

"My head's not BIG!" hollered Dib. "Why does everyone say that?"

A loud argument ensued, with Zim screaming at Dib about his giant head, with Danny screaming at Zim for being an alien, and with Dib screaming at Danny for calling his head big.

"Uh, guys?" Z stammered, trying to get their attention. They kept yelling. "Guys?" he tried again. Still, they kept on arguing. Finally, Z inhaled deeply and, "FOOL-CHILDREN!" he screamed, immediately silencing the others.

"We have to work together to get the universes straight. Otherwise, more switches may happen. I mean, my parents could still be robots, or my dog could be somewhere no one knows!"

(In case you're wondering, GIR and Gir had run into each other in 426-Z and were currently at the Krazy Taco, eating burritos with a pig.)

Zim and Dib gave each other a glare, and decided that, even though it was horrible, they had managed to work together before. Even Zim didn't protest, as he was still overwhelmingly disgusted by the human in front of him.

"Hold on," said Danny. "I just want to clear something up. What kind of names are Zim and Dib?"

"ZIM is the most AMAZING NAME in the UNIVERSE! You DARE insult the mighty name of ZIM!" screamed well… you know who screamed this.

Dib thought about it. "Well, you did say your names were Z and Danny… in OUR world, those are the weird names."

"Hey, I've got it! Danny's name is Daniel Ian Barry. Mine is," he shuddered here, "Zander Ignatius Maxfield."

"D-I-B and Z-I-M." finished Dib.

There was a collective "Ohhhhhh…" from the three humans.

Zim stormed in and waved a gloved hand in their faces. "Yes, yes, our names are wonderful. Now let's resume fixing this mess! Now!"

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Fan fiction. Jhonen was slowly remembering why he hated it so much. Every time someone wrote an AU fic involving the canon story, HE was the one that had to go and fix it.

But he had found the culprit. With a loud yell and a superheroic pose, he dove through the ground-floor window and into her room.

The fan fiction authoress looked up from her spot on the floor, where she was sprawled out with a PS2 controller in hand. She stared for a while, then reached for the bat.

"Fan fiction!" bellowed Jhonen, pointing at her angrily. She stopped, and stared.

"Uh…"

"YOU! You write FAN FICTION! And then you don't put the characters BACK!"

"But… I haven't written an AU fic in over three months. And I most definitely haven't written any Zim or JTHM for a good while. Are you sure you've got the right person?"

(this author is quite used to vigilante action from authors, you see.)

"But this is your account, right?" he held up a sheet of paper, which she took and read.

"Yeah, but… I didn't write this."

There was a long pause.

"Wait…" she began. "If I didn't write this, but this is my account then… OH NO."

That's right. THEY were in a fan fiction themselves.

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OH NOES!

Eh, this chapter was not so good. But oh well. At least I'm updating.