Summary: Jayne Cobb in a three piece suit? Weird but true. This one is a Firefly/Angel crossover.
Disclaimer: All characters in these stories belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions.
The Shepherd gasped. "How could you possibly know of a 500 year old porno flick?"
Jayne smirked, "In a previous life I was a liason between the senior partners of an demonically evil law firm and a certain souled vampire who had just defeated Zoe's previous incarnation. I was supposed to keep an eye on him, but he still managed to bring down the L.A. office and massively inconvenience the firm. As punishment, I've been reincarnated as a gorram hired gun ever since."
"I knew you had low standards," Zoe groaned in disgust, "but working for lawyers?"
A.N.: Actor Adam Baldwin played "Marcus Hamilton" (Eve's successor) in five of the last six episodes of Angel. Oddly enough, I've never seen this mentioned on any of the Firefly sites I've visited, even with the obvious Joss Whedon connection.