Authors Note: I'm sorry it's been so long since I added to this story. My muse went away on sabbatical I think... Anyway, hopefully this will be good enough to make up for my absence!

Having killed Prince Apophis for the evening, Maid Sam and Robin Hood ran off into the forest, back to the camp with the Merry Men.
"Hey, it's Teal'c, and Daniel, and General Hammond!"
I think you'll find that you're not supposed to be calling them that.
"Why not?Those are their names, aren't they?"
Not in this fairy tale.
"Maid Sam, this is Little Teal'c, Friar Daniel and George Scarlet."
"Little Teal'c?"
"We don't mention it."
"Right."

So anyway, Robin's band of Merry Men decided that the killing of Prince Apophis was worthy of a celebration. So they partied all night, and Robin Hood professed his love for Maid Sam.
"Sam, I love you! I'm so glad I've found you again after all these years."
"Ja-, er, Robin, I love you too. And I'm also glad I've found you again. After however many, um, years."

Meanwhile, Prince Apophis had just been regenerated and heard the news about Robin Hood getting away and taking Maid Sam with him.
"Arrrrggghhhhh!"
Now, now, I think someone has got out of the wrong side of his sarcophagus this morning.
"Grrrrr."
Yes, well. Not much you can do about it, is there?
"I shall summon the Sherrifess! She will conjure a plan to kill the infidels!"

Right. So Prince Apophis fully apraised Anise of the treachery of Robin Hood, and Anise conjured a plan.
"I have a plan!"
Funny, that.
"I plan to trap Friar Daniel. When Robin Hood hears of this terrible occurance, he will not be able to resist running to the aid of his friend, and then we will catch him!"
Um, how are you going to do that exactly?
"I shall tempt him with the ability to read very quickly when aided by Tok'ra technology!"
Ooh, canny.

And so it was, that very next day Friar Daniel recieved a letter inviting him to come to a conference at the palace where they would be trying out new Tok'ra technology to help people read very quickly.
"Um, not be be a pain or anything, but if we're in hiding then how did the postman find us?"
It's AsguardMail. They're not constrained by the same plot devices as the rest of us.
"Oh, right."
That all?
"Oh, yeah, yeah, sure."
Good. So, anyway, Daniel recieved a letter inviting him to come to a conference where they would be trying out technology to make people read very quickly.
"Yay! I could read, really, really fast!"
"Hey, Dannyboy, don't you think that's maybe a bit suspicious?"
"Why?"
"You know, developing a technology to help people read really fast when you're practically the only person in the kingdom who can read at all?"
Robin has a point Friar Daniel.
"Nah, it'll be fine! It's only a little smidgeon of Tok'ra tehcnology. What could go wrong?"
Again with those famous last words...