I've finally updated. YAY! Any ways, this chapter kind of sucks, but meh.

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Payback Time:

"RIGHT!" I yelled to the three hostages, (James, Sirius and Remus) "I WANT TO HEAR APOLOGIES FROM ALL OF YOU, NOW!"

"Sorry…" the all mumbled. Oh no, this wasn't good enough for me, I had a plan, an evil, cruel, bitchy plan. I was gonna make the morons pay for what they did by…

"Drop and give my fifty" I said evilly

"No Jemma, make them do 60" Lily said cackling and the mere thought of them doing an extra 10 pushups. Gees what a freaking loony Lily can be at times.

"60, is that all you've got?" said James in an I-am-almighty-powerful kind of voice

"Yes, 60" Amy said in a look-at-me-I'm-so-intimidating kind of voice. How dumb are my friends? It's like they have mashed potatoes for brains, except for maybe Kate.

"Ok what ever you say. But can you at least get us untied from these chairs? I really don't see the point of tying us up. If it was to make you feel in control of us, you could have at least used a rope. I mean dental floss is kind of… umm, yeah. Odd." Said Remus.

Man what is wrong with people today! I'm asking, have you ever tried to snap dental floss? Well I'm sure you haven't succeeded. Point proven.

As Lily and I cut the dental floss with a knife, Kate burst into the room panting and looking scared.

"They're coming! THEY'RE COMING!" she said dramatically.

"Who's coming?" asked Sirius, eyes darting around the room. After this comment was made, Kate became like a crazy person. She grabbed Sirius by the collar of his shirt and bitch slapped him.

"DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO!" she said with an almighty roar. Then, she turned to us and spoke. "The bimbos in love with these three are coming to claim what was originally theirs! We must HIDE them!"

"Yes, yes! For the love of God, HIDE US!" James said cowering on the spot.

Seeing that they were all untied from the evil forces of the dental floss. We hauled the infamous pranksters to their feet and dragged them into the tiny wardrobe, then stuffed a complaining Lily in there in case of any attempts of escape. We then put a locking charm on the door just in time to hear the sounds of the giggling stalker bimbos as they approached.

Knock, knock, knock.

"Whose the-e-re!" yodeled Amy prancing around cleaning the room evidence.

"There are like, so many of us, let us like, come in, before we like, have to like, force an entry!" replied one of the maniacal stalker bimbos in a high giggle.

"Okay." I said simply. Knowing these girls, which I don't, they would be too dumb to look in a cupboard.

Kate looked at me as if I was crazy; I just motioned her to open the door.

"Okay, so why are you here?" asked Kate, acting like a clueless fool.

"Now like listen here, we know you have our potential boyfriends in this room, and we want them back.. And if you don't give them to us, we will like, search the room!" Said leader bimbo as she twirled her hair.

"Search away!" Amy said, as she tried to hold back her giggles.

We all sent weird looks at each other. I mean the bimbos were searching in freaking bedside tables and under covers, how dumb could a 16 year old girl be?"

Just as the bimbos were giving up hope, a loud scream was heard from the tiny wardrobe.

"JAMES POTTER GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THERE!" yelled Lily angrily. You could just picture her face, all tellitubbie looking and stuff. What? Tellitubies are the stuff of nightmares.

There was a silence. And then a "whoopsie" from Lily.

Giggling emerged from the SB's (Stalker Bimbos).

"Like OH MY GAWD! They're in the cupboard, how dumb of us not to look!" said SB # 1, bouncing up and down like a…bimbo.

All the SB's looked at eachother, and then ran to the wardrobe.

"Alohamora" yelled one of them. It was probably one of the only spells they new.

Out tumbled 3 boys and 1 girl, the marauders looked absolutely frightened, and Lily looked absolutely something. This gave me an idea.

I walked over to Kate and asked her what the shortest SB's name was.

"Her name is Cadence." She replied looking slightly confused.

I watched the SB's smother the boys and at just the right moment I yelled out. "Hey Cadence, I've heard James has taken a liking to you, I think he should take you out, don't you?"

Her eyes lit up with joy and she started to giggles like a ferret (do ferrets giggle?), James on the other hand looked like he just stepped in squishy poo, with a bare foot.

"Is that true Jamsie wamsie?" asked cadence twirling her hair and giggling like a chipmunk.

"Um..er…hmm" was all James could reply, man I never thought I'd say this, but I felt really bad. This Cadence chick was worse than the freaking dark lord.

"He did, but now he's going out with me" Lily said quickly. WHAT? Oh no what's happening? HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!

"WHAT?" screeched Sirius, his eyes popping out of his head.

"What? But… but, that means you don't like me. Waaaaa!" cried Cadence.

"I'm sorry Cadence, but I'm pretty sure I heard Sirius thinks you're pretty hot" said Remus innocently. Man he was good.

Again Sirius's eyes popped out, as he stood up and ran out of the room. Cadence following him.

"Come back here my puppy doggy woggy!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

The rest of the Bimbos stood up, grabbed Remus and excited the room.

"Lily, are you feeling alright?" asked Kate as she put her hand on Lily's forehead.

"She's feeling fine, now that she has me as a boyfriend" said James as walked over to Lily and slung an arm over her shoulder.

"EWW, get off me you maggot!" screeched Lily. "I just said that to save your life, AND GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY BUTT!"

"One day Lil's, one day…" James said as he exited the room looking all dazed and deluded.

"This has been the weirdest day of my life." Amy said shaking her head.

"Well I'm off to the library to do my homework, any one with me?" asked Kate.

"Yes." We all said, so we hopped down to the library our finish our homework.

OK then, there it was! Oh yeah I am so rude, I forget to say thank you to my two favorite reviewers (might I add probably my only reviewers)

Solfire: I like you coz you review my stories, and you read them as well, here have a lollypop.

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Oh yeah, THANK YOU KAT (aka, Saltwater) FOR BETTAING MAH STORY!