Author's Note: I'm glad that someone is happy to see more of this story... If you want anymore Fairytale parodies please let me know and I'll do my best to oblige.

So the very next day, Friar Daniel turned up at the castle nice and early, ready with his books, to test the new Tok'ra reading technology.
"Bring on the books!"
Quite. Unfortunately, no-one else appeared to have turned up.
"Coo-ee! Anybody home?"
There doesn't appear to be.
"I don't like the look of this..."
And you're right not to, Friar Daniel. For it was right at that moment when the Sherrifess Anise jumped out from behind a cannily positioned pillar.
"Aha! I have caught you!"
"Bug-"
Careful, it's a PG story.
"-other. Bother."
Bother indeed.

It didn't take long for Robin Hood to hear of Friar Daniel's capture.
"I told him, I said 'Dannyboy, don't you think that's suspicious?', but did he care? No, he didn't. Had to go wandering off to test the new quick-reading machine. Ever the inquisitive anthropologist, even when he's pretending to be priest."
"Indeed."
"Not now Little Teal'c, there's no time for your lengthy analysis. We have to go rescue Friar Daniel!"

So Robin Hood plotted and he schemed, and eventually he came up with a plan.
"I have a plan!"
"What is this plan of which you speak?"
"Well, Little Teal'c, you and I and George Scarlet will rush up to the castle and wave our bows and arrows and demand that they give us Daniel back. And if they refuse, we'll zat 'em."
"I am unsure as to the wiseness of your plan, O'Neill."
"It's Hood, Teal'c. Robin Hood."
Either way Robin, I think you'll find that he's right.
"Darn."
"I have a better idea."
"What's that, Maid Sam?"
"Why don't we wait until it's night, then we'll sneak stealthily into the castle. I'll use this clever little lock-picking device that I've just invented, and we'll get Daniel out of the jail and sneak away before anyone even realises he's gone."
"Wow, that's... clever."
"Exceedingly."
"Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks."
"They do?"
"Figuratively speaking."
If you're being paid more than me I'll be very upset.

Night fell, and Robin Hood, Maid Sam, Little Teal'c and George Scarlet crept up to the castle. Everything was going well, until-
"Argh! It's Martouf and Nareem, Anise's evil henchmen!"
"They're guarding the jail door."
"They must have known we were coming."
Well that's certainly a shocker.
"What shall we do?"
"Well I'm certainly not letting either of them anywhere near Maid Sam, that's for sure."
"Your concern for my well being is touching, Robin."
"I'm glad."
Um, folks, I hate to interrupt a romantic gushing conversation, but shouldn't you be getting on with removing the henchmen so you can free Friar Daniel?
"Right, of course."
"I'll deal with the henchmen."
"George? Are you sure?"
"Absolutely. It's looking like the only chance I'm going to get to appear in the narrative, so I'm going to take it."
"Well, ok. Good luck."
"Thanks."

Go George Scarlet!
"Yeehaw!"

So George Scarlet phoned in a favour from the President-
"Of the United States?"
Well which other one would I be talking about?
"Um, good point."
Thank you. So, as I was saying, he phoned in a favour from the President, and a large number of US Marines turned up and arrested Martouf and Nareem for being illegal aliens.
"Nice. I like what you did there."
Thanks. It's always good to be appreciated.

"Hello? Still stuck in a jail here. Help would be nice."
Now, now, Daniel, it doesn't do to whine. Besides, now that the henchmen are out of the way, Robin and his Merry Men, um, and Maid Sam, have come to rescue you!
"Yay."
"Yo, Dannyboy!"
"Hello Robin. Thanks for rescuing me."
"Anytime."
But wait! It's not over yet!
"Aw, why not?"
Because the Sherrifess of Nottingham is still out there, and now she's coming to get you!
"Gulp."
Indeed.
"Robin Hood, I'm coming to get you!"
"Double gulp."
No need to worry Robin. Maid Sam will help you out.
"Here, Robin, take this!"
"What is it?"
"A little experiment of my own. Give it to Anise."
Oh my...
"What is it?"
"A mirror."
"A mirror?"
"A mirror."
What is this, an opera or something? Move the narrative forward, for goodness sakes!
"Why have I just given Anise a mirror?"
"Because now she'll be so distracted by her own reflection that we can lock her in the jail instead!"
"Wow, that's... clever."
"Exceedingly."
Haven't we been here before?

Anyway, the mirror did indeed distract Anise, long enough for Robin and his gang to shut her in the jail and fuse the lock shut so that no-one would be able to get her out again.
"Yay!"
"Yay!"
"Yay!"
"Impressive."
"I am most pleased."
"I'm not!"
Yes well, no-one expected you to be pleased about it Anise.

So, Robin and his Merry Men (and Sam) started to walk back to the forest, when suddenly they heard a noise.
"sniffle"
"Is that... someone crying?"
"Best go check it out."
So they did. When they got to the source of the sound, they were very surprised to learn that it was-
"Prince Apophis?"
"Why is he crying?"
"It's not fair! The Tau'ri always win! I never win! Why doesn't anyone ever write me as the good guy? I'm just as nice as the next Goa'uld!"
Maybe it's all the killing and death and oppression that they object to.
"But... I could be nice! I could be friendly! I could wear pink!"
"I think Prince Apophis has got a screw loose."
"Three fries short of a happy meal if you ask me."
"He does not appear to be acting as himself."
"Indeed."
I'm inclined to agree with you there... I'll take him away. Come on, Prince Apophis. I'll take you to a nice Gao'uld mothership where all the walls are padded, and they'll give youa nice jacket with really long sleeves that tie around the back...

So, with Prince Apophis out of the way in a pink straight jacket (he insisted) and Anise in a cell, peace and order was returned to Nottingham. The rightful king, King Jacob, returned from the crusades, and Robin Hood and Maid Sam were married by Friar Daniel in a really pretty service. Little Teal'c met Aide Janet and they set up a society for under-used story characters. George Scarlet moved to America and joined the US airforce.

...and of course, they all lived happily ever after...