Chapter 2: Evil Shippo Strikes!
By YoukaiAlchemist2
I don't own InuYasha. I told you that last time. Why don't you listen to me? Hey, who are you? AAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Evil Shippo: This is my story, now! I control the very fabric of this reality! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't think so. I'M THE AUTHOR! I RULE OVER THIS STORY, SO YOU GET BACK IN THERE BEFORE I DELETE THIS WHOLE THING!
"We're back," Sango announced as she and her flirtatious monk companion entered the village on Kilala's back.
"Took you long enough," InuYasha said with a feh.
"Were's Kohaku? Didn't you find him?" Kagome asked.
Miroku shook his head, "We saw him leave with Kagura."
"You'll find him again," Kagome reassured them.
"Thanks, Kagome," Sango smiled, but her sadness was still obvious.
Shippo tugged on Kagome's skirt. "It's just like the fortune teller said, they're back but they don't have Kohaku. That means that I'll have a rival soon." The two of them began to chatter about fortunes and what the rival might be in: love, or in fighting, or just as a trickster.
"Feh," InuYasha folded his arms, "I don't believe in fortunes. I make my own future."
"I don't think they heard you," Miroku said, inching his hand closer to Sango's butt.
"Don't even think about it," Sango told the monk, without looking at him. Kilala (who had returned to kitten form) mewled for emphasis. Miroku pulled his hand back and sighed.
The Evil Shippo wandered around the forest, following the honyou's scent. "I'm gonna make him pay," he thought, "Make him pay for making my other self suffer. MAKE HIM PAY!" A small raccoon crossed his path. "Get out of my way, you waste of flesh and fur!" Evil Shippo commanded. The raccoon stopped dead and looked at him. "Then I guess you wish to die." Evil Shippo took a leaf out of his kimono and threw it like a shuriken, decapitating the unfortunate creature.
"I'll use this for a vest," he thought as he took the carcass to a nearby clearing, and began to skin his victim.
InuYasha sneezed. "I hope you're not getting a cold," said Kagome as she took some food out of her backpack.
"I don't get colds," InuYasha scowled.
"In that case someone must be talking about you," Shippo grinned.
"No, if your ears burn then someone's talking about you," said Sango.
"Actually, it's if you sneeze and then your ears feel like they're burning," replied Miroku.
"Can we just drop it!" InuYasha shouted, "I sneezed, that's all!"
"Who wants noodles?" Kagome asked.
"NINJA FOOD!" Shippo shouted as he dove for the uncooked ramen.
"I have to cook it first!" Kagome reminded him, jerking the noodles out of his hands.
"Well hurry up, I'm hungry," InuYasha said with a 'feh'.
"Fine," Kagome muttered, feeling annoyed by InuYasha's impatiens. Kilala walked up to Kagome and rubbed Kagome's leg with her head. The gesture made Kagome feel a little better. "Here," Kagome said, setting down an open can of cat food.
Kilala ate the fish-flavored treat and mewled in pleaser. "You're welcome," Kagome smiled.
Evil Shippo looked at the group of six, and remembered each of their names. "The one in the odd clothes is Kagome, and the slayer is Sango…That monk is Miroku, and then there is my other half Shippo…the nekomata Kilala, and finally that damn bastard InuYasha.
"I need a plan. Something that is bound to work. Something that none of them would expect. I need good plan…" That's when he saw the fly caught in a web. "I got it!"
"Did you hear that?" InuYasha said in a loud whisper.
"Hear what?" Sango asked, taking a bite of Kagome's rice-ball.
"I didn't hear anything," Shippo shook his head slowly and shrugged. "You must have imagined it."
Miroku belched loudly. "Your food is truly amazing, Kagome!"
"Thank you, Miroku," Kagome said; giving a shifty glance to InuYasha, "I'm glad someone liked it."
"Feh," InuYasha spat out without thinking, "Your food's always so spicy that it sets my tongue on fire!"
Kagome scowled at him, "Well sorry for trying to keep it from tasting bland!"
"You should just leave food alone. It doesn't need any of those damn peppers and spices!" InuYasha proclaimed loudly.
"You big jerk! Sit!" Kagome shouted at him. InuYasha slammed to the ground.
"What was THAT for!" InuYasha demanded, but Kagome had already stomped away to clear her head.
"You should really consider Kagome's feelings before you say stuff like that," Miroku scolded InuYasha.
"Honestly, when it comes to women, InuYasha's at a loss," Sango sighed.
"What an idiot…" Shippo said from his perch on Sango's shoulder.
"Why don't you come say that to my face!" InuYasha said as he got ready to attack the little kitsune.
"INUYASHA!" a familiar voice shouted. "You cost me my chance to avenge my father!"
"Shippo!" everyone said at once.
"That can't be," Shippo said looking at each of his hands. "I'm right here!"
"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, I am your counterpart. Your darker half," Evil Shippo grinned, "and I am going to finally avenge father." Evil Shippo raised his hands, summoning a gigantic spider.
"What the hell!" InuYasha shouted.
"Now, my servant, kill InuYasha!" cried Evil Shippo. His enormous spider was much more nimble than its size should have allowed. It bounded off one tree to another, shooting acids into the air.
"Hiraikotsu!" Sango shouted, hurling her large boomerang at the spider. Hiraikotsu went through the spider, but it just went back to normal.
"Sango, it's an illusion!" Miroku shouted, "Aim for that Evil Shippo!"
"Got it!" Sango caught her weapon and threw again, this time at Evil Shippo.
"You missed!" Evil Shippo shouted, jumping over the Hiraikotsu and casting illusions of himself in every direction.
InuYasha tried to attack with the Wind Scar, but the Evil Shippos leapt at him and knocked him to the ground. He felt one of them grip his throat and begin to strangle him. The other Evil Shippos went after Sango and Miroku, pinning them to the ground.
"I don't want to kill either of you, but if you interfere any further I will have to," the Evil Shippos declared as one.
Shippo decided that he had to warn Kagome. "Kagome! Kagome!" Shippo shouted as he ran off looking for her. "HELP!"
"What's wrong, Shippo?" Kagome asked, looking worried.
"You won't believe it! There is an evil me and he has the others!" Shippo stammered. "You have to help them!"
"Get the hell off me, you little bastards!" InuYasha shouted.
"Not until I rip your spine out of your body, you pompous piece of shit!" Evil Shippo declared, holding up his sharp claws. InuYasha summoned all his strength and forced the evil kitsune and its copies off his body. "Now, honestly, was that necessary? Heh, if I were you, I'd be thinking of my friends."
InuYasha turned to see the Evil Shippos starting to slowly claw at Sango and Miroku's jugular veins. "Stop it!" he shouted diving the original Evil Shippo.
Evil Shippo bounded into the air, to avoid the attack. "Not unless you cave in and die! FOXFIRE!" Evil Shippo shot a blast of flames out of his fingers. "DAMMIT! I FORGOT ABOUT HIS FUCKING KIMONO!"
InuYasha held his arm up to block the fiery attack. "Is that all you've got!" InuYasha joked.
"InuYasha!" Miroku shouted, "Get these damn things off us!" All the clawing was beginning to draw blood.
"If you want them to stop then just give up," proclaimed Evil Shippo as he landed on a tree branch.
"Damn you!" InuYasha shouted getting on all fours as a sign that he had given up.
"That's a good little mutt," laughed Evil Shippo, snapping his fingers. The copies disappeared, leaving thick roots behind, which bound Miroku and Sango to the ground. "Now…prepare to die!"
An arrow dug deeply into the tree trunk next to him. "Who the hell!"
"ME!" Shouted Kagome, firing another arrow at Evil Shippo. This on hit his leg.
"Damn you!" Evil Shippo shouted.
"Wind Scar!" He heard InuYasha yell as a flash of yellow energy shot towards him.
"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" Evil Shippo vanished in the light.
Kagome rushed over to Sango and Miroku, shoving her arrows into the roots to break them. "Thank you, Kagome," Sango smiled.
"You're a life saver!" Miroku declare, rubbing her butt. Kagome screamed in surprise and slapped the monk. "Owww..."
"Feh" InuYasha said, rubbing his nose, "I could have beat him myself if Sango and Miroku hadn't have gotten caught."
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" demanded Sango, grabbing her Hiraikotsu.
InuYasha shrank back. "Ummm," he said hiding behind Kagome, "Nothing." "Never piss off Sango again," he told himself.
Evil Shippo lay on the ground, twitching in pain, his body covered in blood. "Damn them all," he whispered. "I will kill you…all of you!"
"Master Jaken," a young girl cried, "look! There's a boy lying on the ground!"
"Are you blind, Rin," the toad-looking youkai scowled, "that's a kitsune! You can never trust a kitsune! They are masters of tricks!"
"This one looks familiar, Jaken," a tall, white haired youkai stepped out of the mist. "Tell me, are you one of InuYasha's friends."
"I am…" Evil Shippo began to say. "NOT!" he screamed in his head, but the word wouldn't come out.
"Oh, yes," Rin smiled, "I remember him. His name is Shippo, isn't it, Lord Sesshomaru?"
"What should we do with him, my lord?" Jaken asked, stepping towards the badly injured Evil Shippo.
Rin thought for a moment, "I think we should help him, my lord."
"Rin…" Sesshomaru started. "Your kindness is beyond measure," he thought. "I just hope you know what you're doing." "…Fine, Rin, you may nurse this 'Shippo' creature back to health."
Sorry to leave you hanging, but this particular chapter is done. There's another on coming soon. Review please!
Evil Shippo: Oh, great! YOU DID THAT BECAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE STORY DIDN'T YOU!
Yep. Deal with it.