Naraku laughed richly, derisively. "I've waited for this for a very long time, Inuyasha."
The hanyou writhed futilely. "Fuck you," he managed as one of Naraku's many, slime-drenched tentacles constricted his chest unbearably.
"You only wish, half-breed. To think I didn't even need the complete Shikon no Tama to capture you." Naraku's true, inhumanly powerful form stood arrogantly before Inuyasha's supine body. A cold smile curved the demon's thin lips. "So beautiful, yet so weak."
Inuyasha's blood ran cold as Naraku straddled him. He wasn't going to…?
Naraku rubbed Inuyasha's ears, giggling gleefully. "I knew it! They're so soft…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGH!"
A/N: And you all thought I was gonna be dirty. Shame on you. :P This one is in existence because… well, who wouldn't wanna rub Inuyasha's ears? I do:D