Chapter 3:

Lily's Fate

Phase 1

"I hope that you realise that we should all be put in padded, locked rooms somewhere safe with big strong men to keep us from hurting ourselves."
"Shut up, Moony. I'm trying to work here, "James muttered absently.
"We are the big strong men."
"Yea. Right Sirius. We are four 16 year old kids one of average height and weight, one that's tall and skinny, one that tall and average, and one that is short and fat."
"Shut up you two," James whispered as loud as possible without actually speaking at regular tone.
"You shut up! I'm stuck here in the cold wearing nothing but pyjamas and an invisibility cloak in the middle of the night so that you can set up an explosive acid reaction in Snape's cauldron... and Peter is sleeping on my shoulder! ... And he drools!"

at potions the next day(pearls pov)

James looks nervous.
I wonder what's up...
Remus looks tired.
He usually does.
Peter looks half awake.
What's new?
HE looks energised like he does when he's waiting to prank someone.
I refuse to say his name.
The stupid idiot keeps asking me out.
He is kinda cute though...
Oh. My. God.
I did not just think that.
'Pearl will you go out with me?'
He always asks me.
I always reject him.
He always tries to look as though he doesn't care.
I see past him though.
He cares.
Oh. My. God.
I did not just try to analyse Sirius.
Did I just say his name?
ew.

(remus pov)

mind-numbing...Potions. Is. Mind. Numbing...
What boring tedium.
Is tedium a word?
I wonder if there is a potion to cure Were-wolf.
Or at least the pain.
I wonder if there is a safe dose of wolfs-bane that can be taken that makes me harmless.
That'd be nice.
Until then, I'm bored.
If there is a draught of peace and a draught of sleep, is there a draught of boredom.
Maybe we're making it.
That'd explain a lot.
I'm tired.
Note to self: kill James.
He dragged me around all night with Peter drooling on my shoulder.
Soooo... Tired...

(dialouge)

"Moony wake up!"
"Huh?"
"It's about to go off!"
"What's gonna go off?"
"Snape's cauldron!"
"Oh. Right."

(lily pov)

Ugh.
Him.
Jame-Potter.
Why did I almost slip up and call him James?
That's gross.
And disturbing.
What's up with me?
Him.
Ugh.

(sirius pov)

She's so hot.
Pearl.
Thinking about her makes me happy.
mmm...
Happy...
Great.
Moony's falling asleep again.
"Moony. Moony! Moony wake up! There's a thousand naked girls behind you!"
"Go 'way Sirius!"
Fine.
Be that way.

(lily pov)

Professor Slughorn is boring.
I never noticed before but he has the tonal quality of a metronome.
He just keeps going on and on and on...
Wow.
I, Lily Evans, just insulted a teacher.Even if it was in my head, that was a first.
Can a person tell there sub-conscious to shut-up?
I can try.
"Shut up!"
Did I just say that out loud?
Based on the looks people are giving me I'd have to say yes.
Now see what you've gotten me in to you stupid sub-conscious!
Oh dear.
I think Professor Slughorn heard me say shut up and thought that I was talking about him.
Not again.

(james pov)

Wait.
Did Lily, Lily, the friend of all teachers everywhere no matter what, just tell a teacher to shut up?
Wow.
I think she's picking up on my Prongsie-vibes.
God I love her.
Step number one for Operation: LilyJames effective in 5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Boom!

(peter pov)

Boom.
Silence.
Laughter.
Screams.
What on Earth did I miss?
Probably Marauders stuff.
Hmmm...
Hey! I know! That must be what we were doing last night when they broke me out of the Hospital Wing!
What were we doing again?
I think I fell asleep...
Oh well...
I guess I'll find out soon.

(remus pov)

What!
What'd I miss?
All I remember is Sirius saying something about naked girls, and then a loud explosion.
I can't believe that I fell asleep in class! It'll be all over the school!
Stupid Rita Skeeter and the acid that she spreads!
Acid…
Acid! The acid-base reaction we set up!
"Oh. My. Bloody. Coughing. Hell... I had no idea that we would wreak this much havoc-"
Hand + Sirius + Mouth Me saying something I shouldn't
"weeeee didn't do aaaaanyyyythiiiiing!"
"Right."

(lily pov)

Well this probably distracted Professor Slughorn from verbally assaulting me. Unfortunately, I think that this is also giving me an allergic reaction, "this" being the result of someone's cauldron blowing up. I wonder who's. The smoke from the explosion is too dammed thick for me to see. I'll ask Pearl. "Psst... Pearl! Who's cauldron blew this time?" She seems to be in too much shock. I'll try poking her.
Poke.
Poke.
"S-Snape's" I can't tell whether she's stuttering with joy, laughter, surprise, or what.
Omigod!
The smoke!
Her asthma!
That's one of the triggers!
Shit!

(dialouge)

"Excuse Me! Coming through! Move it!"
"What's the matter?""That's Lily!"
"EVERYBODY MOVE!"
"Thanks whoever you are!"
"It's me!""Sirius!""What?""It's Pear! She passed out! Her asthma! I dropped my wand in the explosion and I can't find my way to get her to the hospital wing!""Pearl!"

a/n: thanks to my lovely beta without whom i never would have had to correct all of her corrections! thanks Vomit! luv u!