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Hermione, Ron, Ginny and the twins entered the great hall after about ten minutes, deciding first to use reasoning, then if that didn't work, which of course it would as this was Harry they were talking about, (a/n though this would be a very sarcastic remark if I was saying it, they actually believe it as they don't have experience with very hyper people) they would use force, basically surrounding him and shoving the thing down his throat.
What they saw was something they would never forget. Harry, in between jumping around on the table he was standing on, was showing some very amused students how to dance the Macarena.
Suddenly music blasted out across the room and the students spread out around him, following his movements, laughing and joking. Fred, George and Ginny looked like Christmas had come early and raced to join them, quickly picking up the moves. Hermione and Ron gaped after them, but eventually Hermione seemed to snap out of it.
Racing up to Fred and George and grabbing their ears, she dragged them to the side of the dancing students and gave them a stern talking to, including the phrases "all your fault", "if Voldemort was to attack now who knows what would happen?" (A/n I know! I know! ooo pick me! Pick me!) and "you will help us or else!"
Fred and George sufficiently chastised, Hermione turned to find Harry leading a conga line around the hall, with Ginny holding onto Harry's waist. That would have been surprising enough, if they had been touching the floor…they were currently one meter off the floor, and still rising.
Surprisingly it was Ron this time to come out of the stupor first.
"Harry!" he yelled, "Could you come down here for a sec?"
The boy in question floated gently down to them, grinning widely. "Yes, cap'n?"
"Would you mind drinking this?" he said innocently, offering the vial while trying desperately not to stare as the conga line was replaced on the floor since Harry wasn't paying attention to them any more.
"No thank you. Would you however like a bubble?" he said, while offering a large rainbow coloured bubble.
"Oh yes please!" Ginny said awed, appearing at his elbow. Suddenly the air was filled with millions of damn the things, and throughout the hall students chased and held them amazed by the beauty of the bubbles. (a/n aren't bubbles cool? So pretty…anyway. Back to the story)
With Harry's followers side tracked, he got saw something shiny and suddenly remembered a film that Dudley had watched when they were nine. (a/n my mind is completely random when hyper, so I hope this explains why something shiny Disney's Aladdin.)
Changing his outfit into a white shirt thing, baggy white trousers, a cape and a big hat with a gold feather, a flying carpet came racing around the corner, which promptly stopped in front of him. Humming the tune the genie sang when he first brings Aladdin to Agrabar, he hopped on, treating the carpet like a surfboard. It was just as Harry left the hall to surf the corridors that the group realised they had got distracted and looked around frantically for him.
It was at this point that Sirius and Remus made their appearance, and I can tell you that a dressed up Harry surfing on a flying carpet coming straight towards you while suffering a hangover is not a usual thing you see. Diving out of the way just in time, they stared after him then turned as one to Hermione and the gang running towards them.
"Explain." Moony said simply. The effects of the sugar quill were quickly described, and the reactions were decidedly mixed.
"BRILLIANT!" was Sirius' reaction, while Lupin's reaction was a lot more auror-like and more colourful. (a/n swear like a soldier swear like an auror)
"What do you mean Moony? Don't you remember James when he was hyper? He came up with his best pranks while bouncing off the ceiling! Harry is bound to be just as fun!" Padfoot protested, grinning widely.
"I remember well what James was like hyper, and that was bad enough. Do you not remember the banana and bubble incident?" Moony asked, obviously scarred from the experience. "Took me weeks to get all the chewing gum off of my school books. What we are talking about is the son of the guy who came up with the spell for the musical charm-"
"I'll explain later," Sirus slipped in, to the twins.
"As well as of Lily, the girl as intelligent as a Ravenclaw, as cunning as a Slytherin when provoked and as energetic as a Hufflepuff when hyper. Not to mention that he has heard many stories of what we got up to while we were in school. If all this wasn't bad enough, he is the boy who drove to school in a flying car, went searching in the forbidden forest for Acromantulas and turned his "aunt" into a blimp, all in one year!"
"I still think it's brilliant. Harry's been way stressed lately with all the training for ole Voldy," Sirius replied stubbornly. "This is precisely what he needs."
"If Voldemort finds out Harry's in this state of mind, it could be a disaster! We need to find him, now." Hermione said firmly. Using the marauder's map which was being kept in Ron's pocket, they found Harry outside the Room of Requirement with Malfoy and five Slytherins.
Breaking into a run, the group appeared ten minutes later in the corridor, severely out of breath. They needn't have bothered. Malfoy and his cronies were desperately trying to rid their robes of gold and red stripes and their heads of Dumbledore beards, with Harry not in sight.
Remus set to work trying to reverse the spells, but the first and only reversible spell he sent rebounded of Draco and got him into the same predicament the Slytherins were in. Growling, Remus sent them to their common room and turned to the hysterical teens and fully grown man who should know better.
Allowing himself a small chuckle before fixing them with a stern gaze (number 12, "this is wasting time and is not funny in the least") they split up to search for Harry as somehow he had disappeared from the map…
Ta da! Likey? No likey? Please say, it makes me happy when you like it, even if its just to suggest something Harry should be up to as an extremely hyper teen. Next chapter: Harry gets bored And now, a piece of advice:
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.