"So they started the upheaval.
But you prompted the war.
You're still a hypocrite."
Chasing Sirens (Orgy)
Warmonger
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Stressed"Do it again!" Gir shouted as he ran around Gaz.
"Shut up!" Gaz growled as she turned the wheel.
Zim watched the scene in shock. His revenge was actually going smoothly. Nothing had exploded or tried to suck out his brain. Zim watched as the Massive was rammed into a plant. A scratch was left on the area that held the snacks. He could already see some of the items getting ready to leak. He grinned in anticipation as the Massive spun around. Zim briefly wondered if he should feel guilt for turning on his leaders. He shook his head no and greatly agreed. They had exiled him and sentenced him to death.
"Turn the gravity on now and at full power!" Gaz shouted.
Zim quickly switched the setting and almost danced in excitement.
"Wheee…OW!" Purple shouted as he was suddenly slammed against the floor.
"There is nothing fun about this!" Red shouted as he gripped onto the floor.
"At least were not exploding," Purple pointed out as he went sliding along the floor.
Red's eyes widened in fear and he began to struggle to the controls. He didn't want to explode, that wasn't on his list of things to do. The Massive suddenly reversed and tilted to the side. Red cursed as he was thrown against a control panel. He grinned in triumph and then yelped in pain. Purple had slammed into him and crushed his head.
"Get off!" Red shouted.
"But your head is comfy," Purple commented.
"NOW!" Red yelled as he pushed Purple off.
The moment he pushed Purple off was the moment the ship went lunging forward. The gravity then turned on full force. Purple cried out in pain as he slammed onto the floor and across a random chair.
"My spine," Purple groaned.
"Sorry," Red quickly mumbled.
"You did that on purpose," Purple accused with a glare.
"Did not!" Red growled as he reached out to the control panel.
"That was for the nachos…wasn't it?" Purple questioned.
"No…it wasn't," Red almost sang as he managed to sit up.
"Red," Purple calmly said.
"Trying to reach the controls," Red informed.
"Red," Purple tried again.
"Just a moment," Red drawled as he managed to stay eye-level with the controls.
"RED!" Purple shouted.
"What?" Red shouted back as he looked at Purple.
Purple winced as he raised his arm and pointed to the window. Red followed the imaginary line and his face blanked. He was thrown into the controls as the Massive slammed into an asteroid belt. His eyes widened as he watched the storage tanks with the snacks get ripped off. Purple cried out in horror as he began to mourn the snacks. Thousands of snacks went floating into space as Purple stared dumbfounded. The Massive then shot forward and they both watched as another sun appeared out of nowhere.
"Not again," Red moaned as he covered his eyes.
"At least we won't burn to death," Purple commented as his Pak tried to connect his spine.
"Hold on!" Red shouted as he gripped the controls.
Purple helplessly looked around and sighed in defeat. He crossed his arms over his chest and held himself. Purple hoped Red saw this and felt guilty. His spine was broken and he couldn't move much. The Massive's gravity went off and Purple yowled as he was tossed toward the window.
"I don't wanna go splat!" Purple whined.
Purple stared at the window and watched as his feet waved in the air. He turned his eyes and saw Red holding him by the collar. A smile of relief crossed his features as he sighed. Red had saved him from going splat. Red pulled Purple back to the controls and hooked him to a chair by the hover belt. Purple protested against it, but was relieved to not be in any more pain. His Pak had almost repaired most of his spine.
Red quickly typed away on the keyboard. His ruby eyes searched the system for any glitches. He glared when he found nothing. A scowl crossed his features as he thought about the one Irken that had done something similar to this. Red searched again and grinned in partial anger and victory.
"Zim," Red growled.
"What did you say?" Purple questioned.
"Zim," Red growled again, but louder.
"What?"
"I said ZIM!" Red shouted.
He cut off the signal Zim was using and everything went back to normal. Red immediately ordered frequency to be open to earth. He was personally going to go to earth and strangle the little Irken.
"Why are you calling earth?" Purple questioned.
"This is Zim's fault," Red replied.
"Oh goody," Purple sarcastically mumbled.
"Do you want to pummel him or kill him personally?" Red questioned as he waited for the link to earth.
"Both sound good," Purple replied with a thoughtful look. Red watched as Purple floated back into the air and stretched. He cracked his spine with a wince. Red turned to the screen and watched as Zim came onto the monitor, a sinister grin was on both of his face.
Zim held his stomach as he continued to laugh. The satellites in space showed an image of the snacks drifting off. Gaz wiped the sweat onto her hoodie and grinned at the destruction she had caused. The Massive had extreme amounts of dents, minus the missing snack pods. Zim read off the status and their systems were fully messed up. Gaz felt as if her mayhem Sunday was well spent.
"Did they cut us off?" Gaz questioned.
"Yeah," Zim replied as he looked over her.
They both remained silent as they made eye contact. Gaz quickly turned her gaze away with a look of indifference. Zim let his gaze linger on her for a bit. The monitor flared to life and Zim sheepishly grinned at the two figures glaring at him. Gaz turned to the monitor and glared back.
"Zim," Red hissed.
"Tallest," Zim replied with his own glare.
"He's gotten taller," Purple commented as he stared down with a glare.
"They still look stupid," Gaz mumbled.
She felt their gazes land on her. Gaz closed her eyes and raised an eyebrow at them. There was nothing they could do to make her fear them or anything they did. She made it a point to never fear anything. Gaz remained impassive.
"Siding with the humans..." Red accused.
"Never," Zim growled as his antennae twitched. He was confused about the situation and didn't know what to do. The old feeling of wanting to bow to them and apologize surfaced again.
"Why do you care…if he sides with humans?" Gaz questioned.
"Who the hell are you?" Red snapped at her.
"Yeah!" Purple shouted.
"I'm your worst nightmare," Gaz responded with a creepy smile.
Red's eyes narrowed as he glared at her. Purple raised an antenna in confusion. Zim smirked and folded his hands behind his back.
"He could be deactivated for treason," Red informed with a smug grin.
"Interesting, but he doesn't care," Gaz smoothly replied with a wave of her hand.
"He doesn't?" Purple questioned.
"I don't?" Zim asked at the same time.
"Why haven't you already deactivated?" Red questioned with a menacing stare.
"I did," Zim responded.
"I reactivated him," Gaz proudly added. It made her feel good to know she could torment others.
"How sweet…idiots really do group together," Purple mocked with a grin. He was pissed; he had his spine broken.
"What did you say?" Gaz softly questioned as Purple froze.
"Uh…"
"Know this…from this day forward you are on my list!" Gaz warned with a grin.
"Ha! You can't get me because I'm in space and your not!" Purple taunted as he stuck his tongue out at her.
"One day I will get you," Gaz swore.
"She has a list?" Red mumbled to himself. Zim quickly nodded.
"Idiot," Gaz muttered as Red glared at her.
"As of today Zim, you're now a criminal," Red declared.
"Okay," Zim drawled.
"You are now on a list to be killed on sight," Red continued.
"Can I be on a hit list too?" Gaz questioned as her amber eyes glared at him.
"She's creepy, let's just add her to list since she helped Zim," Purple reasoned.
"Zim, if you don't deactivate now you will be sentenced to death," Red stated.
"Isn't deactivating like death anyways?" Gaz questioned giving him a look that claimed he was stupid.
"You shut up!" Red glared.
"Zim will never perish!" Zim shouted as he pointed at them.
"Then you better watch out," Red warned as the communication link was terminated.
"I think that went well," Zim calmly sighed.
"We're on a hit list and you call that well?" Gaz questioned in slight disbelief.
"This just means more revenge on them," Zim darkly said as he chuckled.
"How will they attack us?" Gaz questioned.
"Well…since we only took control of the Massive, destroyed all their snacks, and disobeyed them…they'll send someone to terminate us or bounty hunters will come," Zim replied.
"An Invader should be easy to spot," Gaz spoke as she glanced at Zim.
"Invaders are highly trained to blend in," Zim warned.
"You were easy to spot," Gaz mumbled.
"What was that?" Zim growled.
"I said…never mind," Gaz sighed.
"We won't be able to trust anyone…not like I trust anyone to begin with," Zim explained.
Gaz rolled her eyes and looked to the screen. At least she had something to keep herself occupied with. Life shouldn't be that dull anymore.
Author's Note:
I don't know if you can get an eye infection from having chewed up food in your eye, but when that happened to me, my eye got irritated because I wear contacts...
I don't think Purple's that dumb...he's just lazy...Do any of you thinkRed would be devious enough to sacrifice Purple to save himself, it's just a question.
Gaz does have more planned for them in the future. She just has to get them in person(smiles)
I'll update quickly as long as I get five reviews, I already have up to chapter 18 typed. I'm having so much fun writing this!
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