Lily and James: Their Summer of Love
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Chapter 9: Undergarments, Diaries and Journals
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"Liiillllyyyyyyy, darling! Get uuupppp!"
Lily groaned and covered her head with the comforter.
"No, go away!" she yelled, though it was muffled under the blankets. Just as she had closed her eyes to go back to sleep, she felt something large and heavy...very heavy, jump on top of her.
"AGGGGHHHHHH! BLACK GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE OFF OF ME, OR YOU'RE DEAD!" Lily screamed angrily. As you might be able to tell: Lily Evans is NOT a morning person.
"C'mon Lilykins, get UP!" he yelled back, yanking the comforter off of her and greeting her with a huge grin.
Unfortunately for Sirius and Lily (more for Sirius cause James would kill him), Lily only slept in her bra and underwear. So when he pulled the covers off of her and saw her in only lacy-white undergarments, you can expect that Lily was not too happy.
"BLACK, I'M GOING TO EFFING KILL YOU!"
Scrambling up so that she was standing on her bed, she chased after Sirius, who, taking the hint, had sprinted out of her room and down the hall.
"You just wait till I get you Black, you'll be sprouting tentacles from places where the sun don't shine!" she said, grabbing onto her wand tightly as they bounded down stairs.
"AGGGHHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE!" Sirius yelled as he ran for dear life, hoping to attract some attention to the murderous Lily.
Well, he did. Which was still not very fortunate for Lily or Sirius because now James and Remus were gawking at Lily in almost absolutely nothing.
"BLACK YOUR ARSE IS MINE!" she yelled angrily, pulling out her wand and pointing it threateningly at him.
"Actually this arse is reserved for Riley only but—" he cut off in mid sentence as Lily cursed him.
'Potrificus Totalus! Furunculous, Tallentallegra!'
Sirius was stiff and sprouting tentacles, both while his legs were trying to dance around through the binds of the other jinx.
"Serves you right." Lily huffed, before turning back around to be met with James and Remus. Blushing deeply, she noticed that they were in the laundry room and grabbed the clothes closest to her. Unfortunately the nearest clothes were a pair of James' boxers and a quidditch t-shirt. At least they were clean.
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James was floored. He had just walked in to get some breakfast and then heard Sirius yell bloody murder and what does he see there? Lily Evans in only a bra and underwear, cursing him into next week. He'd never knew she looked like that under those clothes. Wow. Okay, bad thoughts. Dirty thoughts. Bad thoughts! Okay well, they were nice thoughts...but he can't think that about Lily! She'd kill him next! Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn! Stop looking at her you idiot!
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Still blushing to the roots of her hair, she glared at them. "You can stop staring anytime now!" she yelled, causing them to blush also.
"Er—I'll be off now...must go find Payton." Remus muttered, his cheeks tinged with pink.
James smacked him over the head, before he left.
"Bloody hell! What was that for?"
"That was for looking at Lily you idiot! You have your own girlfriend!"
Remus blushed and mumbled a quick 'sorry' before walking briskly off.
James ran a hand through his already messy hair, causing him to look exceptionally cute. Lily was still rather red.
"Sorry Lils—" he started looking down at Sirius. "He wouldn't have if he knew...er—I didn't mean to look...er—I think I'll go make breakfast..." he said hurriedly. He didn't go to the kitchen though, instead he walked back up the stairs, and into his bedroom.
Lily groaned from embarrassment. No one had seen her in less than a skirt and a blouse unless she was swimming, which she normally didn't do that often. Stomping back up the stairs, she gave Sirius one last glare.
Later, Payton and Riley walked grumpily down stairs to a petrified, tentacled, and dancing (or trying to) Sirius.
They looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
"What'd we miss?"
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Lily's Diary
Dear Diary,
I cannot believe Black did that! I was standing there almost nude in only my under things
with Sirius, Remus, AND James watching! And then just to make it all SO much better,
(after I cursed Sirius with three different jinxes.) I grabbed James' boxers and his t-shirt
and put them on. I swear, if Black comes near me EVER AGAIN WHILE IM TRYING TO
SLEEP I'LL KILL HIM!
Of course now I'm never going to sleep in just my under garments. I can't even say
anything right now. I smell pancakes.. But I can't go down there! It'll be so embarrassing!
Oh, well. I'm hungry. And "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (I read Gone With
the Wind earlier in the year and it was great!) Well anyways, I'm going to go fill my
stomach with something besides humiliation.
Till next time,
xoxoxo
Love, Lily
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James' Journal
Well...Lily. No clothes. Wow. Okay maybe I should explain. Lily. No clothes. Bra and
underwear. Sirius. Jinxed. Haha. Lily. Wow. I have to keep that in my memory forever. I have to go. Lily. No clothes. Wow.
Wow,
Prongs
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Sirius' Journal
Dear Hunny Bunny Journal,
When I woke up this morning I did not say "Well, today I'm going to steal Lily's covers
while she's only in her bra and underwear so that she gets terribly mad at me and runs
all over the house cursing me." That's what I did though. Yes, you heard right. Never in a
million years would I plan to do that to her...or me. I only wanted to go swimming! Can
you blame a guy for that? After Moony, Prongs, and Lils stomped away I was just laying
there cursed and stiff not being able to move for a bloody thirty damned minutes! I'm not
saying that I didn't deserve it but bloody hell! She didn't have to just leave me there!
When Riley and Payton finally found me, they couldn't remember the damn counter-
curses! It's been a long day Hunny Bunny. I know that you will always stick by me
though...I love you Journal! Okay, I feel better. Well I must go. If I see Lily again
today I'll have to run. Goodbye my lovely journal!
Until we meet again!
The amazing, fantastic, sexy:
Sirius Black
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Authors Note: I know this wasn't my best chapter but I got sick again and the really good chapters are coming up! All the drama will happen in the 12th and 13th chapter I think:) So yall keep reviewing and help me get out of this minor case of writers block :P. I'll also be going to the beach from the 15th-late on the 17th, so I won't be able to write but as soon as I get back I will make everything ALL better! Hehe. I love yall!
Riley