Harry Potter's Best Pal, Voldemort
Everyone thinks that Harry hates Voldemort and wants him dead. But actually, Voldemort and Harry are best pals. They are occasionally seen playing Cricket together. Sometimes they go to the mall and fool around with muggles. (If there are any left from running away from ol' Volde's face) During the school year for Harry, he told his Hermione and Ron that he was writing to Sirius but he was actually writing to his best friend and he would write back as a reply. The parchment would have a spell on it to seem like it was from Sirius or Harry but a tap of the wand and the real message would appear.
Harry would send a clone to live with the Dursley's house but he would actually spend the summer with Voldemort. They would go to the local swimming pool and occasionally kill a few people that they thought we're useless to the world. (To them that's a lot of people) They would usually just sit around the house, maybe play X-Box and DDR. Voldemort is a great dancer by the way. He spent all those years that everyone thought he was dead, attending ballet lessons from a personal instructor. Harry and Voldemort would sneak into movies and stealing from many Yankee Candle stores. Oh yes, they love the wonderful scent of Yankee Candles.
They are getting an indoor pool installed in the house hold, also thinking about a Jacuzzi. They can make one all by themselves with all the spells that they know. They like to have there house nice and tidy, so they have created maids and butlers. Recently, Voldemort has hired a few men to put an addition to the home. He turned one into a mouse when one asked for a higher pay and dropped a 2 buses, 4 spas, and a shed on him. (That'll teach him) Sometimes Wormtail comes over and they have snacks and watch the Quidditch game. They all laugh when people get pelted with Bludgers. Poor Wormtail lost all his money on a team that lost an important match. Boy, that Wormtail shouts the darndest things.
Harry and Voldemort go to the muggle world occasionally. They snuck into a Lord of the Rings movie. "What rubbish" they said. When the indoor pool (and Jacuzzi) was completed, they would do laps, play "Marco Polo", and sometimes just float around and relax. Harry would check on his clone at the Dursley's house and watch it get tormented. Every time he would check he would cast a spell to somehow ruin there day. Sometimes, Harry and Voldemort would just sit and plot about killing people and taking over the world. Oh how they jumped for joy when Dumbledore perished. They have also started a band with Wormtail called "The Three Horcruxes". If you hate them they will blow you up...and if you love them then they will blow you up anyway just because you are there. They sing about causing many deaths and peril upon the world. Well now you know the secret life of Harry Potter and Voldemort. I think this friendship will last for a long time.