K.F. – hello everyone it's me again. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter even though my spelling sucks ass. Oh yes if your wondering what took me so long with this next chapter. I have only one thing to say.
it's all Because of You's fault!
I had to look over it in order to spell half of the words in there right. I also added a couple of things in order for the story to make more since for my readers. I guess trying to type at work is a bad idea if you're in a hurry. So I must apologize for that. Also this fic will have one more chapter after this one.
Kai- I knew this wouldn't be an oneshot.
K.F.- Kai your back. I thought you would never forgive me.
Kai- I haven't.
K.F.- what? O.O
Kai- you're a pain in the ass and cant spell for shit!
K.F. – (eyes get teary) well at least I'm not a got damn uke you fucking bastard of an asshole. I hate your fucking guts I hope you get –(couldn't finish because began to cry hard).
Tyson – hey K.F. I'm back. (Sees K.F. on floor crying)(Looks at Kai). What did you do?
Kai- Hn….
Tyson – don't 'Hn' me. What did you do? (Goes over to k.f.)(Pats him/her on the back) it's ok; kai will apologize for what ever he did to you. (Looks at kai)
Right kai?
Kai- no I will not. I meant every word of what I said.
K.F. – well is that so?
Tyson/Kai – (look at sobbing K.F.)
K.F.-(evil grin) I am so not letting you get any from Tyson tonight. I'll make sure you suffer you bastard. I'll make sure you suffer. (Starts to shake from silent laughter)
Tyson- (thinks he/she is shaking from crying) aww. Look what you did kai. Your not suppose to make a person that has our lives in the palm of their hand angry you baka.
K.F.- he's right. You shouldn't piss someone as powerful as me off. (Stands up slowly and starts to glow.)
Kai – O.O(backs away from the now glowing K.F.)
K.F. – (sounds demonic) you better be scared. Now do the fucking disclaimers.
Kai- (starts to shake) k.f. Does not own beyblade.
K.F. – now run fucker and run fast. (Pulls out killer beyblade)
Tyson- wow, awesome blade. Can I have one?
K.F. -(Smirks)(looks at Kai)
Kai- OOOOhhhh shit! (Runs from crazy K.F).
Tyson- (sweat drops) well since there busy, please enjoy this chapter.
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Chapter 2: Sick people and I'm sorry
All eyes were on Christina as she turned her head away from the all-to-excited expressions.
"Well" she started "when I was younger I watched this movie called' the new guy'. And something very interesting happened and I went around school asking male teachers one question. Which I got suspended from school for."
"And what question was that sis. I always wanted to know why you got a week out of school and I didn't."
Everyone sweat dropped at how naive Chris was being at that moment.
"I asked" she began " I asked if adickcouldbreak." She blurted out to fast for anyone to understand what she said.
"Pardon" everyone was confused to the max because they didn't know what the hell she said.
"I said. I asked if a… dick… could… break?" the whole crew was speechless, and just stared at her. Even the ice price was somewhat amused.
"So" came the un-normally shy girl.
"So what?" came Rei's voice trying to get the girl to spit it out.
"So…can it?"
"What!" cried out …everyone.
"Can it break? Damn do I have to get flash cards to form my fucking question? Damnit your boys you should know."
"No." Kai stated bluntly. And with his death glare they knew to get off the topic.
"Next is Zeek." Stated Chris with a grin.
" My most embarrassing thing is, I got caught fucking a girl in the classroom by the principle."
" You would do something like that wouldn't you?" Asked Chris knowingly. With a shrug Zeek looked at the next person waiting for them to speak.
"Liar" came the unfamiliar voice again. "The most embarrassing thing that happened to you is losing your virginity to your hand, doing it wrong, and having to go to the hospital because you thought your penis was going to explode and It was only your climax building up for release."
Zeek was gulping like a fish, while everyone looked at him in surprise and amusement.
"Ok fine, that's is true, next!" He yelled in a rush with a blush growing on his cheeks.
Next was Tyson.
"Well" he started, as he thought for a moment. "The first time I ever gave head I chocked on cum." He said as he put his hand behind his head and laughed nervously.
"Wow, Tyson…I never knew…you of all people…gave someone 'head'. And I'm your best friend." Max said shocked at the news and blinking every time he stopped to recuperate himself.
"Max your next" chuckled Rei. The blond began to blush a deep red as he thought of how to put it.
"Well, I have dreams."
"So" came Zeek's unhappy voice.
"Well, I have dreams about this guy I like and he." The blond stopped and blushed harder " always claims me." That got everyone's attention away from Tyson's earlier confession.
Then came the question that everyone was dieing to ask.
"Who is it?"
The baby blue eyed boy soon laid his gaze on our favorite neko-jin. Who's jaw dropped and eyes almost came out of his sockets. Everyone once again was speechless. But didn't mutter the three words.
Hilary was about to reply with something smart but soon felt a nudge on her side. It was Max; still highly blushing trying to tell her it was her turn. She blushed trying to tell her mouth from embarrassment.
"Well, when I first met you guys. I thought Rei and Kai would make a good couple." She soon got the attention of the still shocked Rei and team captain. So she decided to try and cover it up so her punishment wouldn't be too bad.
"I was wrong and as you can see highly embarrassed about it. I'm, sorry guys."
Rei was the first to break from his shock, (K.F.-- what a miracle.) and replied " we for give you. There are a lot of sick people out there that think Kai and I should be together."
With a nod from Kai, she relaxed and wiped away sweat she didn't even know was there, from her forehead.
"Well your next Rei." Came Chris's all to pleased voice.
Rei didn't say anything at first. Then his eyes down cast to the now very interesting wood floor as his whole face turned a bright red.
"Tell us" said Kai. Even with his eyes closed, he could tell the neko-jin had something juicy to say.
"Since I'm a neko-jin" he began " I have cat like…" He made a circling movement with his wrist as he thought of the right word. "Qualities to some of the things I do."
"And" Max said. Making the raven-haired boy if possible turn an even deeper shade of red.
" I kind of go into heat once in a while and need someway to satisfy myself." He began to squirm uncomfortably as he felt everyone's gaze.
Then came Zeeks still annoyed voice "so. Everyone gets horny from time to time. It's-" he was cut off when Rei began to speak again.
"That's not it, it's how I take care of it."
"And how's that?"
Rei looked up and said, "I'm so sorry Tyson, Max."
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K.F.- ok I'm goanna leave it there. So that means I'm goanna have to make it about two or three more chapters for this. But the real question is "why did Rei say sorry to Tyson and Max?" Hmmmm, intriguing. Well your goanna have to read the next chappy to find out now don't cha?
Tyson – hey K.F.
K.F.- yeah
Tyson – have you seen Kai?
K.F. – (evil grin) yeah
Tyson – oh good. So where is he?
K.F. – I'll tell you after his punishment.
Tyson – punishment? O.O
K.F. – yeah.
Tyson – you can't do that.
K.F. – why not?
Tyson - because you promised.
K.F. – fine. I won't make his punishment.
Tyson – thanks K.F.
K.F.-I didn't finish what I was going to say. I wont make his punishment, but the reviewers will.
Tyson- huh?
Question for reviewer - K.F. – listen people. Kai has been a pain in my ass for a while now what do you think I should do to him? It's all up to you. Put your opinion in the reviews. And don't be nice to him, because he'll live. I'll make sure of it. I just want to show him the power we writers have over him that's all.
Tyson- you're cruel sometimes K.F. But, I guess that's why I think your cool.
K.F. – aww, thanks Tyson. I mean someone has to keep him in check when you can't. I mean 'fuck' does have more that one meaning you know.
ReviewsKai's the Best – you were my first reader for this story. Cool. Thanks for answering my question, but what makes you think I'm a girl. I could be gay or bi for all you know. But thanks for answering.
Evil Chibi Kai-Kai – cool so you think I'm a girl too. That's really cool. But how can you tell if I am or not is the next question. I mean this is Internet. I could be a guy. And just get a hard on from watching Kai.
Alba – now that's fucking weird. What the hell kind of cereal you eat this fucking morning.
K.F. – I'm coo coo for coco puffs.
Alba – I thought so. Chocolate. What the hell is wrong with you?
K.F. – oh come on I'm having fun. I just want to know what they think my gender is that's all.
Alba – fine, what ever.
Subaru Chan – hey there, great to read you again.
Alba – what?
K.F. – well I sure cant see her. Now can I?
Alba – duck.
K.F.- you want to know was I get my ideas, right? Well you see the ideas come from things that happen ether to me or I get bored and think about weird ass shit. so you see It comes naturally. But since I'm not human it's normal to me. You may be like W.T.F. is this person talking about, right? Well you see, I'm a bit beast but then again I'm human as well. Confused right?
The trick is I have no gender and can switch up when I want to. That's why I'm so dangerous. And no one but Tyson can get close to Kai for that reason. My twin sister/brother S.A. will probably be joining soon I hope you read his/ her stuff because if you think mine is cool. His/ hers is off the hook.
Confused? Good, just ask me what you want because I like you.