"The Truth is Out There"



Abduction 101

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Stressed
Kookie screamed as the liquid ate away at her skin. Gaz smirked as she watched the girl wither. Her hologram faded leaving a female Irken no taller then four feet. She waved her body around in an attempt to remove the liquid. Gaz chuckled as the alien turned to her and glared. Her deep green eyes burned with hatred. No one in Bloaty's was paying attention the scene. The alien jumped on the booth and pointed at Gaz.

"By order of the Tallest your death is imminent," Kookie sternly said.

"I think you have a few chips…Invader Kookie," Gaz replied as she took a bite out of her pizza.

"It's Invader Kook to you!" Kook growled.

"Whatever…but can you get your hand out of my pizza?" Gaz questioned as she pointed to the pizza.

Kook quickly withdrew her hand and wiped the food off before it could burn. Gaz continued to chew and watched the alien. Kook's face grew a deeper shade of green and Gaz raised an eyebrow.

"Why aren't ya' scared?" Kook demanded.

"Because," Gaz swallowed the food, "you're lame."

Kook smacked the pizza off the table and Gaz stared in shock. The pizza was now ruined. Kook pressed a few buttons on her gloves and a green glow emanated from the tip of her claws. Kook pressed her fingers against the table and Gaz watched as that part of the table melted away. Kook cracked her knuckles and Gaz glared at the alien. The alien blinked and Gaz noted that she held a tint of insanity within her eyes. Gaz heard laughter and mentally cursed.

'I hate humans…but I don't want children hurt,' Gaz growled and grabbed the jar of pepper's Kook had been playing with. She threw the bottle at the alien and took off running.

Kook screamed as the glass broke and liquid hit her skin. She watched as Gaz fled the building through the doors. Kook's eyes narrowed and she dove through the glass. Her eyes took in all the surroundings and she grinned when she saw Gaz run into the forest.

"Too easy," Kook laughed as she took off running.


Gaz crashed through the bushes wishing she would have ran into the city. She didn't want to have to fight some insane Irken in the woods. Gaz stumbled over a log and managed to keep running. She stopped running when she heard jets above her. Gaz cursed the tiny alien and glanced around her surroundings. Branches groaned as Gaz jumped back and covered her face. Gaz didn't take time to look; she darted off in another directions.

"One, two, I'm coming for you," Kook called.

"Not bad rhymes," Gaz growled as she continued to run.

"Three, four, you can't run no more."

"Shut up," Gaz growled.

"Five, six, I'll burn you to a crisp."

Gaz yelped as something tackled her to the ground.

"Seven, eight, let's go to space."

"Bitch!" Gaz growled as she punched the alien.

"Nine, ten, you'll never be here again!"

Kook laughed as she slammed her glowing claws into Gaz's stomach. She shrieked as the suit sent the attack back at her. Gaz patted her stomach down and smiled in relief when there was no damage. Her relief was short lived when Kook launched at her. Gaz rolled out of the way and watched as Kook tore up the ground.

"That damn defective had the brains to protect you," Kook laughed as she stood up.

"Whatever," Gaz mumbled as she stood up.

"I bet he hasn't trained you to fight," Kook laughed.

"Pfff…I don't need to train," Gaz growled.

"Then prepare to die!" Kook yelled as she charged at Gaz.

"You talk to much," Gaz calmly said as she moved out of the way and tripped Kook.

Kook growled and twisted around. Her claws caught Gaz in the leg. Gaz's eyes widened as they tore through her suit. She collapsed to her side and stared down at the gaping wound.

"How?" Gaz mumbled.

"I reprogrammed my gloves to emit acid," Kook explained as she walked over to Gaz.

"I will get you back," Gaz softly assured.

Kook grinned and kicked Gaz in the stomach. She softly grunted as she slammed into a tree. A trail of blood coated the ground from her leg wound. Kook walked over and cracked her fingers. The acid from the gloves turned off. She picked Gaz up and dragged her through the park. Gaz grimaced as she felt everything poke her. Kook soon stopped and pressed a button on her glove. A giant ship with an Invader symbol appeared in her line of vision.

"Meet my Ripper," Kook introduced as she tossed Gaz into the metal. Gaz hit the metal and grimaced.

Kook pressed another button and watched as the ship opened up. Kook walked over to the entrance and picked Gaz up on her way. She tossed Gaz inside and grinned as the human passed out. Kook then pressed a button on her control pad and the ship closed. A screen appeared in front of her and she proceeded to call the Tallest.

"Kook reporting my status," Kook said as she saluted.

"Are you finished?" Purple questioned.

"Almost…but I have a quick offer," Kook said as she grinned.

"Just finish Zim off before anything goes wrong!" Red sternly said.

"I have discovered that Zim has grown…attached to this female," Kook reported as she pointed to the unconscious Gaz.

"How cute…she's sucking her thumb," Purple mumbled as Red glared at him.

"This is disgusting, but what does this have to do with you destroying Zim?" Red questioned.

"How would you like to destroy Zim yourself?" Kook offered as Red raised an antenna.

"Go on," Red drawled and Purple frowned.

"If I bring this female to Irk…Zim will follow right into your hands," Kook explained.

"I don't like this," Purple muttered.

"Then we can deactivate him without any worries," Red mused.

"Not only can you deactivate him…you can torture him," Kook added with a grin.

"Very good Kook, make sure Zim follows you back to the Massive," Red replied.

"The Massive?" Purple and Kook both questioned.

"We'll hold her aboard the Massive till we reach Irk," Red explained more to Purple then Kook.

"Right…Kook signing out," Kook saluted and the screen went dead.

Kook grinned as she turned around to the unconscious Gaz. She walked over and dragged her body to a small holding cell. Kook then ran over to the controls and prepared to leave the planet.


Zim glowered at the TV as Gir sat there laughing. He would rewind the tape and then watch it again. Zim silently mocked Gir as said something. Zim turned his attention to the clock and then back to the TV. His eyes shifted to the clock and then back to Gir. Zim growled and glared at the clock.

"She should have been back an hour ago!" Zim growled. Gir looked up at Zim in confusion.

Zim pushed off the couch and began to pace the living room. Gir followed Zim's movement with his eyes and soon got off the couch to mimic him.

"Stupid human female!" Zim growled as he clawed at the air.

Zim stopped his pacing and Gir bumped into him. Zim raised an antenna in thought. His stoic look turned to a frown and then to a scowl.

'What if she was attacked?' Zim pondered as his eyes widened in worry.

A knock came to the door and Zim jumped. He growled, popped in his contacts, and quickly placed his wig on his head. Zim reached and opened the door to meet a flustered Dib.

"Where's Gaz?" Dib questioned.

"I don't know," Zim coldly answered. Dib raised an eyebrow at the cold tone.

"Didn't she come home with you?" Dib questioned.

"No," Zim shortly said.

"Then where is she?" Dib growled as he grabbed Zim by the shirt and shook him. Zim smacked Dib away and glared at the boy.

"She went to Bloaty's!" Zim shouted.

"Shit," Dib cursed as his face took on a faraway gaze.

Zim stood there with a look of confusion and slight worry. He couldn't stop the thoughts from crashing into his mind.

"What's wrong?" Zim snapped.

"Shit," Dib mumbled again.

"Tell ZIM!" Zim shouted as she shook Dib.

"The Dibship picked up an alien energy near Bloaty's," Dib answered as he took off running.

"Alien?" Zim questioned as his antennae's raised.

The wig flew off his head and ran into the house.

"Guard the base GIR!" Zim shouted as he vanished.

"Okiee-dokiee!" Gir agreed as he continued to watch the video. Gir's insane laughter was heard as soon as a man was blown up on the TV.


The roof to Zim's house opened as he sat in the Voot cruiser. He quickly typed something and found the energy that Dib had been talking about. Zim grinned as he rose into the air and shot off into the sky. His eyes narrowed when he noticed the ship in the distance. It was rising into the air. Zim glowered at it before circled around it. A communication link was opened. A small Irken with deep green eyes appeared on the screen. Her curled antennae were slightly raised up in a mock greeting.

"You really came," Kook mused with a laugh.

"State your business here," Zim growled.

"I am Kook and I am here for this human," Kook replied as the screen shot to Gaz.

Zim felt his anger rise as he stared at her image. She was chained and blood was pooling around her. Zim noticed that her face appeared bruised. The screen went back to an amused Kook.

"Release her," Zim ordered as he tightly gripped the wheel in his Voot cruiser.

"I can't do that Zim. You see…the Tallest demand to meet the filth that dared attack them," Kook explained.

"But it was me…she was just watching!" Zim angrily shouted.

"You must really care for her…in order to lie for her," Kook spoke as she grinned.

"I only do what I want," Zim assured with a dark frown.

"If you want her…you can't have her!" Kook mocked as she stuck her tongue out at Zim.

The link went dead and Zim cursed. The engine powered up on Kook's ship. Zim quickly prepared to attack her. He needed to get Gaz off that ship. Two small weapons raised out of the top. Zim raised his shields. A spark of electricity gathered between to the two points and shot at him. It hit his left engine and Zim growled as his shields failed. Kook vanished into the cold darkness of space as Zim crashed back to earth. Zim opened the Voot cruiser and kicked it in anger.

"What…happened?" Dib questioned as he burst through some bushes.

"You're too late," Zim growled as he walked over to the engine.

"What…do you mean?" Dib managed to ask between breaths.

"Gaz has been abducted," Zim answered with anger, he hated the word abducted.

"What?" Dib shouted as he began to hyperventilate.

"I must plan!" Zim shouted as he tossed Dib into the Voot cruiser.

Zim jumped inside and ejected the damaged engine. A new one emerged and he took off into the sky with Dib's face pressed against the glass.

"Who took Gaz?" Dib seriously questioned.

"An Irken by the name of Kook. She is working to please the Tallest so that she may gain Invader status," Zim explained as they landed in his roof.

"How could you let her get abducted?" Dib growled and he pushed Zim's head into the controls. Zim opened the window and kicked Dib into the house.

"She ran off…it's her fault…she ran off without me!" Zim growled as his fists clenched.

"Whatever…but what happens now?" Dib questioned as his gaze turned to space.

"I must go and take her back," Zim explained with a shrug.

"I'm coming with!" Dib shouted.

"You can't, there isn't enough room in the Voot," Zim growled as his antennae flattened with anger.

"I'm coming with," Dib firmly said as Zim growled.

"NO!" Zim growled. "Your presence would immediately be cleansed once you stepped foot on Irk."

"The planet would destroy me?" Dib questioned as his face paled.

"Before you are allowed onto Irk a bioscan is ran across all approaching ships, if you are not in the system then you are destroyed," Zim explained.

"What about visitors?" Dib questioned.

"All council matters are handle aboard the massive," Zim answered as he pulled out a weird looking compass from his storage.

"What can I do to help…she is my sister," Dib reminded.

Zim stopped his fiddling with the weird compass and thought. A small grin spread across his face as he had an idea.

"You can watch Lydia and prepare for any attacks," Zim quickly said as the compass beeped.

"Success!" Zim shouted as he held his hands in the air.

"Weird compass," Dib mumbled.

"This compass is designed to track Gaz," Zim explained.

"That's creepy…you're like a stalker," Dib said with a look of horror.

"I am creepy, but I embedded a tracking device into the Voot suit," Zim finished.

"I guess that's good…but why did you do it?" Dib questioned.

"I want to keep her safe." Zim calmly said, but added, "So I don't have to watch her all the time!"

"You better bring her back…or else I will seriously kill you," Dib said with a smile.

"I'll only come back if I have her," Zim softly said as he jumped into the Voot.

"Don't leave! Master!" Gir sobbed as he ran into the room.

"Gir! Get out!" Zim growled as he tried to pry the robot from his head.

"I want to save Gaz!" Gir shouted as Zim stopped struggling.

"Fine…but don't press any buttons!" Zim warned.

"Yay … she owes me tacos!" Gir cheered.

"You better bring her back!" Dib shouted as he watched Zim vanish into the sky.

"I'm gonna sing the doom song," Gir stated as Zim narrowed his eyes.


Author's Note:

Invader Stunk: This chapter is edited by Invader Iza
Leader Rig: Thank you, Invader Stunk is stupid and keeps putting down random names!
Invader Stunk: Fear my randomness!
Invader Kookie: I am so not creepy you caged freaks(laughs as left eye twitches)
Leader Rig: You'll be in a cage soon enough...so just keep laughing!
Invader Kookie: I am laughing
Author: (Sigh) Please leave a review and I'll update as soon as I can