Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars

Sora has had WAAAAAY too much coffee ...

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts ... but I own Sora's coffee

Sora: Gimme!

Author's Note:
Wow, you all are sooo awesome! Thanks for all the reviews that you guys gave me! They were all really great! This chapter is dedicated to Darkblade Wielder, Ayeshagirl, Random gurl101, Kaiba's my bitch, Tara, Inumaru 12, Jupiter-Lightning, Animanga Fan, Kitsune Chic, noname! You guys are like soooo special!

Sora ran onto the stage, running and jumping around like an insane monkey. He found the stool sitting in the middle of the stage and jumped onto it.

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars …"

"Huh? Who's that? Is it that mysterious voice that I always hear in the game?"

"Yes, it is the voice. Remember, you are the one that will open the door …"

"Really? Which door? That one over there?" Sora asked excitedly as he ran over to the fire exit door. He opened it and the sprinklers started to go off.

"Great. Now I'm wet. Erm … Sora, why are you so hyper?"

"Because Riku gave me coffee! COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE!"

"Erm … right. Sora, he has a strange addiction to exploding pumpkins …"

"Exploding pumpkin? WHERE?" Sora asked excitedly, looking around in earnest.

"I was just guessing … Sora, his best friend Kairi stalks him …"

"She does? Wow, that's like sooo special!"

"I DO NOT!" Kairi yelled from backstage.

"Sora, his parents are pink elephants …"

"Le gasp!"

"I knew it, you're French!"

"WHO TOLD YOU- I mean, no I'm not." Shifty eyes.

"I'm getting scared …"

"That's good!"

"Sora, he likes to sing to Britney Spears in the shower …"

"Oh, do you like to do that too? What's your favorite song? Mine is 'Oops I Did It Again'" Sora yelled, jumping on top of the stool and singing. "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN, I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT LOST IN THE GAME, OH BABY, BABY –"

"MAKE IT STOP! IT BURNS US!" the voice screamed.

"Okay," Sora said, jumping down and sitting once again. Suddenly, he pulls out a pair of bunny ears on a headband.

"What's that?"

"I have a hat!" Sora exclaimed as he dawned the new piece of clothes.

"This is getting too weird … Sora, he is jealous of the crush Kairi has on Elvis Presley …"

"She does? I wonder what he tastes like…"

"Sora, be quiet."

"Okay, I'll be quiet! I'll be so quiet you won't even know I'm here! I mean, you'll think I like disappeared or something, I'll be so quiet! Being quiet is sooo not a problem! I can-"

"Do you want me to hurt you?"

"Yes, please, but that's besides the point. You'll think I'll have died that I'm so quiet! I can think of a hundred things that are less quiet than me –"

"Sora, he is leading an army of evil squirrels to take over London, England …"

"How do you keep finding out my plans for world domina- I mean, I do not!"

"Now you know Sora, the sugar high boy …"

"GO POWER PUFF GIRLS!"

Author's Note:
There ya go! Review! If I get 10 more reviews, I'll post the very random Sora chapter that my best friend wrote when she was bored! Her writing style is identical to mine, and I added some things of my own in there! So, review, and Ja Ne!