K.F. – (innocent voice) um hey there everyone. Please don't hurt me. It's the first time I ever did a cliffy so can you please forgive me?

(Shifts to a dark voice) If you don't I'll wait twice as long to update next time. And considering this story is written to the end on paper I know exactly what going to happen. So the real question is, do you want to piss me off? (Gets pushed by S.A.) Uuuuh.

S.A.- I am so sorry everyone. Ever since my brother/sister lost Kai she/he has reverted to being in between the Kai and Tyson modes. It's really scary.

K.F.-(Still devilish voice) you haven't seen scary.

S.A.- are you saying what you did to Kai yesterday wasn't scary?

K.F.- it depends on who's P.O.V it is. And in mine it was a little bit on the 'too' nice side.

S.A. – are you kidding me? Kai will be traumatized for the rest of his life because of you.

K.F.- it's not my fault. I just took requests. And besides I turned him back into a boy and gave him his virginity back.

S.A. – that doesn't take away from the fact that you gave him to his grandfather and Boris at the same time. Not only that you turned him into a girl and made him read a story where his kio wasn't 'HIS' kio…(looks at K.F.) ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!

K.F. – oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something?

Tyson- if I were you I would take that as a no.

S.A.- why do I even bother?

K.F. – don't know, don't care. Now it's time for the story but first the declaimers; if you think I own any got damn thing besides the plot or story line or what ever the hell you want to call it, and my OC's, I have one thing to say to you.

Don't be stingy, give me some of that stuff you smoken. It must be good, now on with the story.

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Chapter 3: Close but no cigar

Last time on WTF

" I kind of go into heat once in a while and need someway to satisfy myself." He began to squirm uncomfortably as he felt everyone's gaze.

Then came Zeeks still annoyed voice "so. Everyone gets horny from time to time. It's-" he was cut off when Rei began to speak again.

"That's not it, it's how I take care of it."

"And How's that?"

Rei looked up and said, "I'm so sorry Tyson, Max."

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Everyone was now interested in hearing what the neko-jin had to say.

"Well you see, I get this urge, and I um-"

"You masturbate. It's normal. There's nothing wrong with it. But why do you have to apologize to Tyson and I?" The blond asked somewhat confused yet understanding.

"I … I like your sent." He stated lowering his gaze one again. " And I tend to umm…use your pillows to satisfy my urge."

Almost everyone was confused.

"What do you mean by that?" Asked the pony-tailed blunett. He was beyond confused about what his raven-haired friend was trying to confess.

"You know how cats, when in heat, find an item to ride?" Asked dizzy trying to find the easiest way to explain to the confused teens.

"Oh, so what your saying is Rei humps Tyson's pillows. OK, I get it. And he does it because he likes the way we smell. And that's because a felines senses grow when ready to mate, right?" Replied max now understanding.

Everyone looked at the blond, silently asking him how he knew all of this. So to answer their question he raised a blond eyebrow and said

"What? Don't you have the discovery channel?" To that everyone sweat dropped. Everyone except a certain fuming blunett.

"WHAT THE HELL REI!" Tyson screamed out while standing up. "You fuck my pillows!"

Rei got a 'wow' kind of gaze from the teens that were now staring at him.

"Don't worry I wash the pillow before I give it back. Besides I only got cum on it once." The neko-jin told him sounding hurt as if he was accused of something that he would never do in his life.

The world champ would have yelled at him once again from the information he just received if it weren't for a historically laughing Christina yelling

"Holy shit! Holy shit! You fucked a fucking pillow. How pathetic can you be? Got damn even my brother can give himself a hand job! Got damn!" She yelled all this in-between laughs as she desperately tried to get air into her lugs.

Rei's blush deepened as he turned his eyes to the blond, who was wide eyed now that he realized what he just confirmed just minutes ago. Then he opened his mouth to speak. Rei expected to be laugh at again but instead max spoke

"You like my scent?" He asked with hope deep within his ocean blue eyes shinning for the world to see.

With a nod from his crush his grin grew into 1,000,000,000 watts instead of the usual 1,000. So he jumped from his spot in the circle into his soon to be lovers lap, who was startled at the action.

"Tyson", Christina began again gaining the blunettes attention. "Remind me never to use 'any' of your pillows if there is a freak accident and I have no fucking choice but to stay the night here." He nodded his head still a bit stunned about everything.

"OK everyone," wailed Hilary " it's the chiefs turn!"

"W-what …what! Um no it c-cant be my turn." He said stuttering violently.

"Come on chief, you're the one after Rei, then its Kai so hurry."

"Al…alright. But please don't laugh." The brunette didn't even make an attempt to say anything else as a minute soon passed.

"Listen, kid", the cool voice of Chris spoke, "if you don't talk, you strip. Plain and simple." Kenny blushed wildly because of this and then took a deep breath.

"Will, I personal enjoy a website were kids like us can write stories about there favorite hero or show. And my favorite writers so far are Akira of the twilight and tysonkaiexperament." The name of the second writer got the ice prince's attention. Why anyone would call them selves that was beyond him.

"So" came the unimpressed voice of the pure white haired female.

"Well"

"And what the hell is with you people and 'Well'? Can't you find another got damn word to tortured or just spit it out already? I mean come on the more you say 'well' the longer it will take you to get to the point, so the longer you're up there."

" I hate to say it Kenny but she's right." Responded Kai. He didn't really care about Kenny's dirty little secret he just wanted to know why a person would have a weird name like 'tysonkaiexperament'. That's all he wanted.

So with a nod Kenny continued " the stories these two authoress write are mostly tyka and mare."

"Are you serious Kenny?" Asked the team captain. His eyes still fixed on the poor brunette.

"Yes, and there fairly funny. I would tell you my favorite fics but all their tyka's are good." He stated with a little more backbone.

"Kenny, you of all people." Tyson stated but stopped as he realized it was his team captain's turn. "Hey kai, it's your turn." He said with a malicious grin.

"I know Tyson, but before we continue", he said as he placed his icy gaze on Chris "what's the score?"

" So fare, Rei is winning with his dirty little not so secret, secret." He said with a shrug. "Why? Do you think you'll win this game?" He asked with a smirk.

"I know I'll win."

"We'll see." He stated with a knowing kind of voice.

"Well tell us kai." Tyson said al little too eagerly.

"Well Tyson," he began with a smirk " I …

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K.F. – don't you just hate me?

I'm goanna leave it here because I know a couple of people who will be pissed off because of this. So you'll just have to wait. And don't worry I'm kind of pissed off myself because I had to turn kai back into a guy and also erase his memory of being raped by Boris and Voltair so yeah my day is ruined.

Kai- I was raped? HOW THE HELL COULD YOU LET THEM DO THAT TO ME? (Goes into corner)(Starts to rock back and forth)

(Starts to chant) I'm impure. I can't touch my kio with my impure hands. I'm so dirty. Make the pain go away.

K.F.- (watching Kai from a distance) is it just me, or does he look scary doing that?

Tyson- (pops out of fucking no where) he looks scary doing that.

K.F.- I thought so. Looks like I'll have to erase his memory again. Great.

Tyson – why are you saying it like that? You sound like it's hard to erase his memory. When all you have to do is pick up your magic writing utensil.

K.F. – wow. You know a big word like that I'm impressed.

Tyson- thanks you. I read it off of a tyka porn site.

K.F. – (steps away from Tyson) You fucking weirdo. Looks like I'll have to erase your memory too before I can't get to sleep tonight because of 'noises' you and your kio will probably make.

Tyson – (daydreaming) I'm goanna have so much fun.

K.F. – that's what you think. (pulls out evil pen)

QUESTION FOR REVIEWERS – hey you guys what's a Mary sue and also what's the difference between a neko-jin and a cat? I mean besides the fact that a neko-jin is human. I mean duh. So what does neko-jin actually mean?

Also like I told you before I got this idea because in school my muse and I wrote notes to each other and she would put WTF. So my other question is do you think I should put one of the notes at the end of this fic so that you can see what we're capable of thinking in the times of boredom?

Tysonkaiexperiment- hey there. I went to the site and I went in as 'Kailoverforever' so yeah I did get in. I had to change my name because Y.a.h.o.o wouldn't let me use'kaifucker69' the bloody wankers. But anyway, in order to email me please use the A.O.L e-mail address so that I can get it. I don't know how to check e-mails from Y.a.h.o.o yet so yeah. And also how am I suppose to get to the site you did without your friend if you didn't put it in the home page thing our in your profile thing. So please do that so that I can join yours too. I really want to join because you're cool. Ok that's it.

OTHER REVIEWS - thanks for reviewing. I would have done it individually like I usually do but I'm being lazy and I can't do it right now. My computers being a pain in the ass. It wont even let me review any more. So yeah I need a new one. So thanks for reviewing and also here's a lesson for life.

'Begging' gets you nowhere in life, but if you want me to update faster you should do lots of it. So tell next time, piece out.

S.A.- you converted back to Tyson mode. Good, but why.

K.F.- if you just left your readers with a cliffy like that you can't help but be happy.

S.A. – your scary.

K.F. – what else is new?