K.F.- (peaks out from be hide Kai) is it safe?

Kai- As safe as it will ever be.

K.F.- (gulps) um hi everyone. Um yeah. So um.

Tyson – (jabs K.F. in the side) hurry up already.

K.F.- o.k. Damn. Pushy are we?

Tyson- (rolls eyes)(sarcastic) oh right I'm so sorry. I'm the mean author who took forever to update their most popular fic. Oh my I'm so sorry.

K.F.- (twitches) (pouts) you didn't have to say it like that. And no your not. I am!

Tyson- my point exactly, now be a good writer and update before they come to get you with torches.

K.F.-(whimpers) ok. As long as no one hates me.(looks around)

Kai-(sighs) no one hates you. So can you get on with the story?

K.F.- but my muses. They hate me.

Alba- we don't hate you. We just get tired of you from time to time.

K.F.- but S.A. hates me.

S.A.- I don't hate you now get to the story.

K.F.- but –

Everyone- NO ONE HATES YOU NOW GET TO THE FUCKING STORY!

K.F.- O.O um ok. But what about the-

Max- K.F. owns nothing. Now get going

K.F.- but-

Everyone- NOW!

K.F.- fine (crosses arms) then I guess you don't want to know there is porn of the bladebreakers fucking on every channel on fucking T.V.!

Tyson- no we…O.o

Bladebreakers- WHAT?

K.F.- yeah thought so. Now on with the story. (walks out of room)(grumbles)try to help somebody and they yell at you. Damn them. I swear their not getting 'any' from each other for a month.

Bladebreakers- NO WAIT!

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Chapter 4: winner, winner, do we have a winner?

Announcer guy from DBZ- Last time on W.T.F.

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"Kenny, you of all people." Tyson stated but stopped as he realized it was his team captain's turn. "Hey Kai, it's your turn." He said with a malicious grin.

"I know Tyson, but before we continue", he said as he placed his icy gaze on Chris "what's the score?"

" So fare, Rei is winning with his dirty little not so secret, secret." He said with a shrug. "Why? Do you think you'll win this game?" He asked with a smirk.

"I know I'll win."

"We'll see." He stated with a knowing kind of voice.

"Well tell us kai." Tyson said al little too eagerly.

"Well Tyson," he began with a smirk " I …

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"Well Tyson," he began with a smirk, " in the abbey not a lot of kids came out still virgins-"

"So you were raped Kai? How awful." Squeaked a very teary Hilary. "How could they do such a thing!"

"Hilary." Said Kai trying to get her attention.

"THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE! THOSE BASTURDES WILL PAY!"

"Uh, Hil" tried Tyson.

"THOSE SON-OF-A-BITCHES WILL WISH THEY NEVER WERE BORN!"

"Hilary" tried Kenny.

" THOSE …THOSE..OOOHHHH! I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE RIGHT WORD FOR THEM!"

"Hilary." Kai tried again with more of a growl in his throat.

"DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!"

"Hilary" tried our favorite blond.

"THEY ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR MORE THAN A THOUSAND LIFE TIMES!"

As almost everyone was trying to calm Hilary down, the growing red aura surrounding Christiana went unseen. For she was now a volcano and she was goanna blow.

"BLOODY HELL CHIT!" They all stopped to look at the very red from aggravation white haired girl. "SHUT THAT BLOODY SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PIE WHOLE THE HELL UP OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!"

As T.K. began to shake with silent laughter no one could help but ask.

"Your British?"

"Yeah what of it?" She asked angrily with her now unhidden, accent dripping from her voice. "Could you all bloody well get back to the bloke over there before he decides not to tell you the rest of his story and goes to a dark corner and keep it all to himself."

They all just stared. All except-

"Ok Kai, we're ready."

Tyson.

Kai gazed around with his crimson eyes to see that he had everyone's attention once again. So he continued.

"Like I was saying," he began as he closed his eyes boredly. " Not a lot of people left the Abbey with their virginity intact, but lucky for me I was one who did."

"So the big bad Kai is still a virgin, who would have thought." Mocked Chris. "What's so shocking about that?"

A devilish smile creped it's way onto Kai's gorgeous features as he stated, "Who said I was?" Everyone stayed quit. Waiting for him to tell them what he had to say. " I lost it not to long ago." When he said that no one notice how ghostly white our world champion got. No one that is except our not so mute, mute.

"It was fun, until I found out I wasn't going to be the one on top."

Everyone gaped at this.

"But I enjoyed being uke."

Their jaws dropped to the floor. Literally.

"I feel bad too," he smirked "because he choked on my cum."

Kai took this opportunity to open his eyes and see their expressions. He opened them just in time to see T.K. pull out a camera and take their pictures.

"Real Kodak moment there." Then mentioned boy stated with a grin.

"WHAT THE FUCK, KAI!", yelled Tyson while standing on his socked feet. Everyone became known to the living once again as they heard the mountain crumbling voice of the bluenett. "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE A VIRGIN! IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T HAVE USED THE WHIP AND CHAINS WE BOUT!"

As the world champ glanced around, and he found that everyone's gazes was on him once again.

"Um oops" he said laughing sheepishly as he realized he screamed that out loud.

"That-" began max.

"Was so-" Rei stared up after.

"EXPECTED!" Wailed Kenny. Earning a 'look' from everyone. "What?" He said defensively. "When you read as many TyKa stories as I do you just-"

"KNOW, somethin freaky is goin on." Finished Christiana. "But DAMN! Who would have thought KAI! King of the ladies. Price of ice and the creator of the cold shoulder! Was getten it up the fucking ASS! DAMN! I'm sorry. But that deserves an applause." After she stated this she broke out into a full-blown-slow-one-of-those-movie-types-of-slow-claps.

"Looks like I win" stated Kai with a triumphant grin. Gaining the eyes of everyone again.

"Not really." Said the pure white haired boy. This got him a glare from the team captain, so he knew he had to explain. "There are two more players. The one with the most wins." He closed his eyes and smiled. " Besides it's my turn."

"So you think your going to win." Asked Kai.

"No" stated Chris bluntly.

"Then why keep going? Save yourself the embarrassment."

"I'm not going to win, but I know who is." He countered back as he glanced at the boy with his head in the laptop. "Now it's my turn. T.K. can you do me a favor and show them?"

The caped boy wasted no time putting up the scene.

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K.F.- that's it for now people. Please don't be too mad at me. I've been sick for like a week now.

S.A.- yeah. You should have seen him/her. He/she was literally curled up in a ball on the bed. If you even looked at him/her wrong, he/she would snap and it was over. Poor Walter is still traumatized by the insanity my poor twin put him through.

K.F.- he fucking deserved it.

S.A. – no he didn't.

K.F.- he did too.

K.F.& S.A.-(hears foot steps running their way)

S.A.- you think they found the tape?

K.F.- yup.

S.A.- what did we name it again.

K.F.- I think we called it "One Night In The World Of Blading".

S.A.- oh ok. So um.

K.F.- What?

S.A.- do you think we should run?

K.F.- if you want to get the next chappy done. I think we should.

S.A.- oh. Ok. Just checking to make sure.

K.F.- oh. Ok. So um.

(Footsteps get louder)

S.A.- what?

K.F.- do you think we should run now?

S.A.- that would be smart.

K.F.- oh ok just checking.

K.F. & S.A.- (not moving)

(Footsteps get louder)

K.F. & S.A.- (not moving)

(Louder)

K.F.- welt.

S.A.- what.

K.F.- I am so out of here.

Bladebreakers- (run into computer room)(are pissed off)

K.F.- yeah. So, um, peace out. (Runs into secret passage way that can only be opened by bit-beast prints)

Kai- you both are so dead.

S.A.- oh dear. Can't you wait until I'm not high?

Alba-Dude! Give me some of that!

S.A.-(shrug) ok.(hands alba a blunt)

Bladebreakers- --U

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