Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars!

Sora 2: The Teddy Bear Stalker

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts ... But one day, I will be the ruler of the world!
Kitsune Chic: Oooh, centimeters or inches?

Author's Note:
Well, here's my friends chapter for everyone's lovable Sora, and his teddy bear-ical whims ... Please review! My friend loves reviews! So do I, for that matter ...

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..." came the voice of intimate doom as Sora came out and sat down on a chair set in the middle of the stage after losing a bet with Wakka. "Sora ..." The voice continued "He stalked Riku only to find that he frenched Cloud..."

"What!" retorted Sora. "Thats not true! Riku would never do anything like that! Besides... I stalk Riku only to find out more interesting facts about his teddy bear... Mr. Pudding Pants."

"Yeah right. Whatever. Sora something ... he bungee jumped off of his roof with a rope tied to a chair stuck in the chimney..."

"Really?" Sora said as he pulled out a bag with a few scrap books inside. "Oops! This is my Mr. Pudding Pants scrapbook..." said Sora as he flipped through the pages. "Aww! I remember that! That was the day that Riku took Mr. Pudding Pants to the beach and they went swimming! Riku still hasn't gotten the smell out."

"Okay then..." The voice replied,it's voice starting to show some fear. "Sora... He made out with a spork... after Mr. Pudding Pants and Riku ate pop-tarts with calamari with it!"

"Huh! I may be weird and a teddy bear stalker but I never did that!" Sora exclaimed, his voice now holding some annoyance. "No one is that stupid!"

"Right... Except you! Stalker..."

"I'm not a stalker!" Sora yelled now clearly annoyed at the voice.

"Okay, Sora Stalker"

"I'M NOT A STALKER!"

"Sora ... he once took a belly dancing class to impress Kairi!" said the voice clearly enjoying Sora's reactions.

"HEY! I DON'T DANCE! Besides ... I don't even like Kairi! I like Mr. Pudding Pants!"

"Meanie head!" Kairi yelled from behind the stage.

"Sora... He hates Kairi just because she doesn't have a teddy bear and her parents are blue rhinoceroses ..."

"You know what?"

"Let me guess... You hate Kairi!"

"No." Sora retorted. "I don't have to take this!" said Sora as he felt like he and just come up with the most brilliant plan of the year.

"What do you mean ... Kairi hater!"

"THIS!" Shouted Sora as he ran off of the stage and hurried to find Riku and His teddy bear.

"Now you know... Sora the teddy bear stalker!"

"THEY DO NOT YOU INSANE FREAK!"

Author's Note:
Reviews, please! Next up: Selphie ...
Selphie: Really? WHEEEEEE!