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Hotel Tendo Chapter 2 The New Occupants

Ranma sat atop a rooftop a good distance from the Tendo Dojo.

' I had to get outa there." He thought. He looked down and saw a girl riding on a giant pig. ' What's Akari doing here?' He jumped down into her path.

" Hey Akari."

" Ranma, do you know where my Ryouga is?" thw Sumo pig trainer asked.

" He could be anywhere, I haven't seen him around "

"oh." Akari said sadly. " All Sump Pig competions have been moved here and I was hoping to send some time with him."

" Well good luck then." Said Ranma and he walked off.

" Wait! Can I stay with you." Akari asked. " I don't know anyone else in Nermia."

" What about Ryouga'a place?" At that Akari blushed.

" Well, I, I mean, um." She stuttered.

" Oh I get it, you don't want to acidently have piglets." Ranma realized. Akari's blush turned bright red.

" Ranma no baka!" Akane shouted as she malleted Ranma.

" Ryouga's at the Dojo." She as she put her mallet away.

" Thanks Akane-chan. Let's go Katsunishiki."

Tendo dojo

" No matter what I did I couldn't leave the dojo." Ryouga told the tendos at the dinner table " I don't know what happened."

" How'd DID you do it?" Takako asked Saki, who were watching invisibly.

" I just modified the curse on his family. So instead making him lost, it did the opposite by making him unable to leave a certain area." The demon explained.

" Ryouga!" Akari called.

" Akari?" Ryouga answered. Akari walked in and gave the pig boy a hug, making him blush.

" I missed you." Ryouga embraced her.

" I missed you too."

" Hey Ryouga did you get a room yet?" Akane asked. Ryouga's head snapped up.

" Akane! I um no I haven't."

" Oh you can have the one next to mine."

' Room next to Akane?' Ryouga thought as ideas entered his mind.

" NEVER! IT IS I WHO SHALL HAVE THE ROOM NEXT TO SWEET AKANE!" Kuno shouted as he swung at Ryouga.

" No one attacks my Ryouga! Katsunishiki, frontal attack posture now!" Akari ordered.

" BEW!" The giant sumo pig burst through the wall and began striking at Kuno with his fore hooves.

" A pig shall never defeat me!" Kuno declared and swung his boken at Katsunishiki. The Sumo pig snapped the boken with his left hoove then jabbed him in the face with his right.

"Finish him!" Akari ordered. Katsunishiki nodded, jumped through the ceiling and landed on Kuno in a bodyslam. He then got off the fallen kendoist and walked over to Akari.

" Good boy Katsunshiki." Said the sumo pig trainer as she pet her pig. Akane knelt down by Kuno and shook his shoulder.

" Kuno-sempai, are you ok?" Kuno jumped up.

" Oh lovely Akane, your touch has revitalized me!" He grabbed one half of the remains of his boken. " Now to slay this beast!"

" Akane didn't Ranma come in with you?" Kasumi asked.

" Yeah but I don't see him."

With Ranma

" GERF." Ranma chocked as he struggled with the ribbon around his neck. Kodachi had ambushed him as he entered and dragged him into a spare room.

" Ranma-darling, stop struggling so much." Kodachi said as she pulled him closer. " You'll hurt yourself."

" AYI! Shampo save Ranma from Pyscho Flower Girl!" Shampoo yelled as she leapt at Kodachi with her bon bori

" Let go of Ran-chan!" Ukyo yelled with her giant spatula drawn.

" Black Rose Storm!" Kodachi called as she threw a cloud of black roses at her attackers, the roses petals became smoke. Ukyo and Shampoo started choking.

"Is poison!" Shampoo choked and fell to her knees.

" I will save you Shampoo!" Mousse yelled and dove into the cloud. He grabbed her and ran out of the cloud.

" I'm not Shanpoo." Said Ukyo. Mousse put on his glasses and look at the Okonyamki chef and dropped her.

" SHAMPOO!" The swan boy dove back into the cloud.

" Oh for Kami's sake." Akane grabbed a fan and fanned the cloud back towards Kodachi, which distracted her long enough for Ranma to get loose.

" What are you doing here?" Akane asked

" My brother and I have come to live here."

" And the first thing you do is attack Ranma?"

" I couldn't help myself! Ranma-darling is such a naughty boy for seducing a girl like me."

Eventually it was decided that Ryouga could stay for being a friend of Ranma and Akane, Akari could stay for the same reason. The Kuno siblings paid Nabiki and she blackmailed the rest in aggreeing.

" We need to discuss room assignments, since we odviously don't have enough for everyone." Said Nabiki. " First of all, is there anyone who doesn't want to either kill or make out with Ranma?" Mr.Soun, Kasumi, Akane, and Akari, Ryouga and Nabiki herself raised their hands, Katsunshiki raised a hoove, Genma raised a paw. After a while they decided and went to bed.

From the rooftops across the street, the tricksters smiled contently.

" That was good for a first day." Said Saki.

" Yes, and we can look forward to even more fun tommorrow." Said Takato.