K.F.- hey there everyone. Did you miss me? I bet not because of how late the last update was. (Sniff) you guys probably hate me. But anyway I forgot to say thank you to my reviewers in the last update because I was rudely chased into a room by angry bladebreakers and my muses are high at the moment so I'll do the declaimers.

(Mighty godly voice) I … Kaifucker69 own nothing but the OC's and the idiotic plot, game and also my sanity.

(Long pause)

What ever I have left of it anyway. What ever on with the fic.

(THERE IS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE AFTER THIS FIC SO JUST KEEP READING. Thank you.)

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Chapter 5: There is no story without a Climax

/They were all in class (1) and it was a very cold winter day. The teacher of the English class had just told them to think of ways to stay warm during her lesson of a plot diagram. So Chris with his hentai mind at work had the perfect way of making himself warmer and happy all at the same time.

He began to glace at all the girls within the class, finally settling on a girl with blond hair. His eyes became heavy lidded, as he seemed to have been blasted to cloud nine.

Suddenly, the room became dangerously quit, but the white haired boy was to absorbed in his thoughts to notice. Until,

'THUMP!'

Was heard and seemingly unnoticed until, his desk popped up off the ground and landed back in place.

The teacher looked questioningly at the boy as his twin also looked at him knowingly. He began to panic as the teacher started to move towards him.

"Is there a problem Chris." She asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No." He said with his voice between a moan and being out of breathe.

"Would you like to see the nurse?"

"No," he replied, "can I just go in the back of the room."

"Sure dear."

The white haired boy cautiously made his way to the back of the class. With his book bag covering the telltale bulge on his jeans.

As the class was coming to an end, the erg to get rid of his 'small' problem grew. He became impatient and needed relief.

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"Ok you can stop there!" yelled Chris, in a fit of panic. He knew T.K. would have found a good file to play to the group, but he wasn't expecting 'THAT' file.

"No, don't stop. It's getting good." Commented his amused sister. The male twin began to blush. For he knew what was coming. "You see. It's going to get good. Now finish playing it T.K. Oh buddy, oh pale."

Chris helplessly watched as he saw himself grope his own arousal on the screen.

"Fucking awesome man you whacked-off in school. Your even braver than I give you credit for." Spoke Rei in awe, as he watched him.

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A few moments later there was a muffled cry that went unnoticed to everyone but a hand full of people. The teacher included, as she semi-stopped her lesson to ask an individual student a question about the lesson.

"Christopher dear," she began sweetly "could you tell us the name of the place in a story where there is a turning point, the part after the raising action."

He forcefully cracked open an eye to look at her, but not halting his pumping action within his baggy pants. He was to dazed to even try.

He then realized all the stares and hesitantly tried to answer the question. "it's …it's the …" he got out between pants. Not noting how his sister and closets friends were trying desperately not to laugh their asses off.

"Yessss…" encouraged the teacher noting also that something was defiantly wrong with her pupil.

"It's the," 'oh shit! Oh shit! It's …oh god…it's..!' Chris thought agitatedly because he was being interrupted. "it's…"

That's when the school bell rang, but no one moved as the white haired boy cried out

"THE CLIMAX! OH FUCK!" And passed out, falling onto the floor.

The teacher rushed to his side to make sure everything was all right, only to notice his hand inside his pants. She hesitantly pulled it out to be welcomed by a hand full of white liquid, which reminded her of lotion. But she knew better and only stated one thing-

"Oh, dear."

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"You were caught. That was smart." Kai voiced with a smirk. "Your even more pathetic than I first thought."

Chris was about to go over near Zeek and sulk, but decided against it when he remembered whose turn it was, for he would soon get his revenge.

The one known as T.K. stud up and began to fiddle with something under his cape. Everyone just stared as they heard –

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(1) This was before T.K. and the others met Hilary and the bladebreakers.

K.F.- ok people I know your getting tired of the cliffs, but come on you got to give me props. I mean it keeps you around, but enough about that time to get down to business.

FIRST- I would like to thank all reviewers. And ask you if any of you got the small joke in this chapter?

SECOND- I have to ask a favor so that I can update this thing faster. You see there is only one more chapter after this but I can change that if-

And this is a big 'if'. So 'IF' you want a lemon it will be two more chapters after this. So what do you think? But anyway that's not my problem. My problem is that I have only written one lemon in my entire life and I NEED HELP!

I basically need people who have already written lemons to give me advice because my imagination is so hentai that a good clean rated 'M' lemon will turn into NC-17 in a blink of an eye. And we don't need that right? Because I don't want to get kicked off of this sight.

SO ATTION ALL LEMON WRITERS! HELP AN ANTHOR OUT AND GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO KEEP IT ON A DOWN LOW BUT NOT TO DOWN!

And I promise… I'll make it worth your wild.

So I'm not naming anybody like (cough cough) Akira-chan(cough) or (cough cough)Sammi-chan(cough) who has gotten this lemon stuff down packed, but if you don't help there won't be a lemon. So yeah later and

REVIEW! Thank you.