Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars!
Selphie the Sugar High Monkey ...
Author's Notes:
Yes, I know this one took awhile to get out, but I've been really busy. I've almost got all my other chapters done for my other stories and I've been working on those with almost all my spare time! So, to make it up, when I update those, I'll update this one too, with the longest chapter yet! And, with everyone's favorite bishie, Riku!
Riku: Oh, joy ...
Me: ((squeals and jumps on Riku)) I do love torturing you, though!
Riku: ((sweatdrops))
Disclaimer: I no ownie Kingdom Hearts ... or a monkey. And now, not a candy bar, either! So sad ...
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars," came a booming voice as a young brunette skipped happily on to the stage, hyped up on too much sugar. Yellow ripples of her dress flowed each bound and leap, and she quickly jumped on to the stool in the middle of the stage.
"Selphie … she is really a monkey …"
"Really? I'm a monkey? Then where's my tail?"
"Uh … right. Selphie … I'm her mother," the voice cooed, leaving a confused Selphie down below.
"Really? You're my mother? Hi, mommy!" Selphie yelled while waving a hand rapidly towards the ceiling. Back and forth, back and forth …
"I'm not really your mama," the voice said, fear evident in it's voice.
"Aww, that's too bad …" Selphie said, before turning towards a random Heartless passing by. "… Are you my mommy?" she asked, before the Heartless turned around and ran from the frightening little girl.
"Bye, bye!" she called after it.
"Selphie … she frightens me …"
"Really? I think chainsaw wielding maniacs are scarier!"
"I think I need to call a therapist … Selphie … she's a book!"
"I'm not a book! I'm a jump rope! I mean half a jump rope! I mean … grrr!"
"Have you taken your pills this morning?"
"Nope! Sporks shall rule the world! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's probably not good. Selphie … her nose has muffin power!"
"It does? Cool!" Sephie jumped up on the stool. "From now on, I shall be … dun dun dun … MUFFIN GIRL!"
"Oy, I'd hate too see her after Halloween … Selphie, she's the mayor candy land …"
"Awesome! I want a licorice jump rope! Oh, and a chocolate bunny!"
"I swear, you're an insane monkey!"
"Yeah I like monkeys. And potatoes, and pudding, and cereal, and bunnies!
"THAT'S IT! SECURITY!" the voice called, and two teamsters climbed on to the stage.
"You shan't take me alive!" Selphie yelled, running around on the stage while the two teamsters watched.
"Catch her!"
"Never!" the brunette screamed, dodging a lunge.
The voice sighed. "When you want things done right, you have to do them yourself … Here, Selphie," the voice called as a chocolate bar on a rope was lowered above the stage.
"CHOCOLATE!" the over active girl yelled, jumping at the candy bar. She latched on to it, yanked it off, and ran outside, ranting about how chocolate was her best friend …
"Do we even want to know Selphie the Sugar High Monkey?"
Author's Notes:
Love it? Hate it? Like I said, everyone's favortie hot bishie next!