Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars!

Leon the Fairytopia Barbie!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. But I do own the randomness!

Author's Randomness:

Hi, y'all! Sorry this took so long to update, but I've been really busy! Me and my friend are working together on this one, because there was only one computer open in the computer lab and we were too hyper for our own good! I hope you all enjoy! Don't forget to review!

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…" the voice rang throughout the stadium as the cold hearted Leon walked up onto the stage. He sat down on the stool and immediately the show began …

"Hi peoples! This time the show will be run by me and my friend that is currently typing this!"

"HI DOGGIES!"

"You two are freaks…" Leon commented as he listened to the insane feminine voices.

"Anyways, Leon… He's the king of the mole people…"

"Am not. Do I look like Moleman to you?"

"Well… Umm… Do you really want us to answer that? And I can't even believe that you watch that show!"

"Actually you look like a beaver to me," said the sugar high RKM.

"GUACAMOLE!" yelled the author's even sugarhigh-er friend, Ame.

"Whatever ..." Leon said, tuning the two girls out.

"Are you sure you're not drunk?" RKM asked.

"Yep!" her friend replied.

"I'm still keeping you away from the kitchen knives!"

"Okitabies! I still have bombs!"

"Leon… He wants to blow up the Alarm Clock shop…"

"Eh. What can I say? I'm not a morning person…" Leon replied.

"Don't you just love the dot dot dots?"

"Hn. You two frighten me…" Leon observed.

"DOT DOT DOT!" both sugar high girls yelled.

"I like knitting… Cats…!" Ame yelled.

"Like I said… You frighten me," both Leon and RKM said at the same time. Ame turned to RKM. "When did you say that I frighten you? Oh nevermind."

"Is this going anywhere?" Leon asked.

"Is there a point to that sentence?" Ame asked in return.

"Why you –" Leon started, but was interrupted when Selphie charged the stage, a bag in her hand.

"CHEETOS!" Selphie yelled, throwing a handful of the chips at the older man. "Eh-heh… It's a good thing looks can't kill… 'Cause uh… I'd be dead by now if they could!"

"Leon… He's part popsicle!"

"Is he cherry or grape flavored!" Ame asked.

"I am not!" Leon screamed starting to loose his cool.

"You did what, with who, for how many jelly beans?" Selphie asked.

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"Aww…" Selphie said, turning to a random passing heartless "Do you make any sense?"

"Get away from me Selphie," the ticked man said, trying to regain his composure.

"Okay! But… MUFFIN GIRL SHALL RETURN!" Selphie said as she ran out the door in a Superman pose.

"Leon… His hair is really hot pink…"

"I HATE PINK!"

"Leon… Cloud cheated on him with Riku!"

"What? When I get my hands on that little punk…"

"See? I told you that you did something with someone for some amount of jelly beans!" Selphie yelled from the projection room.

"Selphie," the sugar high girls began "If we give you some pocky will you get out of here?"

"Pocky…" said as she began drooling.

"Here, Selphie," RKM said, handing the brunette a mop. "Mop up this drool or your play-doh will get slimy."

"Eww …" Selphie and Ame said at the same time.

"Will you two pay attention!" Leon roared from below, his patience wearing thin.

"Leon … he's really Barbie!"

"I am not! Barbie is a plastic freak!"

"Hey, Barbie-"

"I'm not Barbie!"

"- If you're so popular, why do we have to buy you friends?"

"I'm NOT BARBIE!"

"Leon, his hair is pink because he's the new Fairytopia Barbie!"

"Hi Barbie! How are you? I love you!" Ame started yelling in a high-pitched voice.

"Why you –"

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world," the song rang out across the stage.

"Stop doing that you bit –"

"I'm made of plastic! It's fantastic!" the song continued.

"Ame! Stop doing that! Barbie's trying to recite her monologue!" the voice chided.

"Whatever! I don't have to take this!" Leon yelled as he stormed out of the room. Ame and RKM looked at each other.

"Now you know Leon, the Fairytopia Barbie!"

Sugar High Author:

I hope you had as much fun reading as we did writing! Review please! Cookies for all! Ja ne!