Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars

Cloud the Popcorn King

Disclaimer: I don't own Gravitation or Kingdom Hearts. Sad, ne?

Author's Rambles:
I know it's been awhile since I updated! Gomen! I'm sick today, and sick people should stay in bed. So I pulled out my trustworthy laptop and decided to write a new chapter! I hope y'all like it! I worked really hard on it. I should be writing an essay, but I don't feel like it. Somehow I can sit here and write five page fanfictions, but not a one hundred word essay. ((shrugs)) Aw well. Review, and ja ne!

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars …" the voice rang out as Shuichi walked out on to the stage, very confused.

"Um … hello?"

"Hey, you're not Cloud!"

"No, I'm Shuichi Shindou."

"I think you have the wrong show …"

"Oh, whoops! Heh. Can't read my own handwriting," said Shuichi with a blush. "Alright, I'll go now!" he said, running out of the studio so he wouldn't be late to work.

"Well, that was odd. Hrm … I guess I'll just wait until Cloud shows up …"

One hour later …

"Hello?" Cloud asked, stepping onto a dark stage where the only thing that could be heard was a faint snoring from the projection booth. "I got a note telling me to be here?" he said as he sat on the stool in the middle of the stage.

"Huh? Wha …" the voice murmured as it woke up from its nap. "Oh! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars …" the voice chirped in a hurry. "Cloud … he's the popcorn king!"

"I'm allergic to popcorn …"

"Really? I'm allergic to stupid people … AH CHOO!"

"Are you trying to tell me something?" Cloud asked with a glare.

"No, my friend Ame was in here. Anyways … Cloud, he went to the Olympus Coliseum and didn't even get me a t-shirt! You're so mean!" the voice cried.

"I don't even know you! Now is there a point to me being here?"

"No … I just like annoying you! Cloud … the clown people are out to get him."

"Why would clowns be after me? I don't even – Hey, who are you?"

"…… Someone …?"

"Gee, that's descriptive," Cloud said sarcastically.

"Well, fine! Here!" the voice said, dropping an i.d. card on the stage.

"Captain Random's Pudding Inspector?" Cloud asked as he read the card. "That's not even a real job!"

"Hey man! It ain't easy inspecting pudding! A lot can go wrong!" the voice yelled, starting to cry. "You're so mean! And here I am, risking my life day in and day out so you can enjoy your pudding …"

"Okay, okay! Don't cry! Sheesh …" Cloud said, inspecting the card. "Hey, this came from a pudding package!"

"What's your point?" the voice asked, completely back to normal now.

"Grr! I'm leaving!" Cloud said, starting to stand up.

"Hey! Wait! Cloud … he frenched Riku …"

" I did not! I would never cheat on Leon!" Cloud retorted as he sat back down.

"Uh huh … right … I have witnesses!"
"Stuffed animals don't count!"

"…… MR. BEAR ATTACK!" the voice yelled, throwing teddy bears at a thoroughly angry Cloud.

"Cloud … he wishes he knew where I was so he could strangle me …"

"Gee, ya think?"

"No, I don't think. Hurts my brain too much," the voice answered. "Cloud … he's got ducky print underwear …"

"I DO NOT!"

"………Quack quack."

"Gah! I don't have to take this!" Cloud screamed as he climbed out from underneath a pile of teddy bears. He slammed the door on his way out.

"Now you know Cloud the Popcorn King!"

Author's Nonsense:
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