Author's notes: I'm sorry this took so long! I had my exams last week so I had to study for them… don't know if it helped much. I know I screwed up where all the countries are in Spanish, I forgot how to do matrices, and I wrote an essay in English that made sense up until I had to relate the theme to my life. Oh well, I still have two A's and two B's. I wrote this because of Gracy's birthday, which is Jan. 23, just so you know when this chapter takes place. Also, because Gracy is obsessed with Harry Potter, some HP characters appear in this chapter. And if some of this is weird, I wrote this while I was sugar high and while I was sick, which means I had medicine, which means that… I feel very strange right about now.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or HP. Hiromu Arakawa and J.K. Rowling do.

Chapter five: Gracy's Birthday

Gracy: OMG! I'm 17!

Rosie: And you're now of age in the wizarding world… if you lived in Harry Potter that is.

Everyone: /stares at Gracy/

Gracy: I'm 17 with 15-year-old friends.

Rosie: Yea, yea, and last year you were complaining about being 16 with 14-year-old friends.

Wrath: What happened to the anti-mayo girl?

Jamie: She's not here.

Diana: /looks around the room/ She's not!

Gracy: No, she left around Jan. 4.

Diana: Really?

Jamie: Yes.

Ed: Hey, Rosie!

Rosie: Yes, O'chibi?

Ed: DON'T CALL ME PIPSQUEAK, SHORTY!

Rosie: /twitch, twitch/

Roy: Riza, Jean, Ed and I were wondering why we are stuck in this room all the time.

Jean: Today is a teacher workday and we're in school!

Rosie: Gomen, oh, but we won't stay in this room.

Riza: We're not?

Rosie: No.

Ed: Why?

Diana: 1st semester ended on Jan. 13th and Rosie has a new schedule starting tomorrow.

Envy: Which is…?

Rosie: 1st prd- Spanish II in T12, 2nd prd- Biology in 404, 3rd prd- Civics & Economics in T1, 4th prd- Band II in the band room.

Gracy: What's the point in listing the rooms?

Rosie: So I know where to move us. Joy! We get to kick out another class!

Envy: Are you okay?

Rosie: I had sugar!

Everyone: /backs away/

Gracy: Can I put them in the perpetual box of confusion!

Wrath: I want sugar!

Ed: No, you'll be bouncing off the walls

Wrath: No, I won't.

Jamie: Wrath, darling, come over here. /crouches down/

Wrath: What/walks over to Jamie/

Jamie: The reason we can't give you sugar is because the authoress is… /points to Rosie/

Rosie: /jumping up and down while spinning in circles/ Up and down and up and down and up and down! Weee/hits a desk/ Ouch! Weeee! Weeeee!

Roy: O.o

Diana: Rosie, calm down.

Rosie: No!

Diana: /hugs Rosie/ calm down.

Rosie: /calms down/ Awww!

Diana: What room are we going to?

Rosie: 1st and 3rd prd is out; we'd have no room when more people arrive.

Gracy: Band room?

Rosie: We'd get too loud and the drama teachers would yell at us.

Diana: But 1st Prd you'd see that bass player you've got a crush on.

Rosie: / blushes 17 undiscovered shades of pink & red/

Jamie: We'd see Mrs. Copley.

Rosie: No!

Everyone: /stares at her/

Rosie: She hates me! Aannnnyyyyywayyy, I want to do karaoke sometime.

Gracy: And you don't want to deal with her criticizing us.

Rosie: /mutters/ Just because she's the chorus teacher…

Roy: Is she pretty?

Riza & Diana: /hit Roy/

Gracy: So… the Biology room it is. But 1st…!

Everyone: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Gracy/ Moony jr.! Happy birthday to you!

Mrs. Copley: /stands in doorway/ Stick to the chant guys, stick to the chant.

Jean: You don't like our singing?

Mrs. Copley: No.

Rosie: /twitch/

Gracy: /glances at Rosie and grabs some water and chips/ Mrs. Copley, follow me please. /walks out of room/

Mrs. Copley: /follows/

Jean: What's she doing?

Wrath: Is she putting her in the perpetual box of confusion?

Rosie: Yup!

Riza: What was the food for?

Envy: Is she feeding the prisoners?

Roy: Yes, you have to put food and water in there… make sure they're still alive… somewhat…

Gracy: /runs back, collapses/

Diana: What's wrong?

Gracy: They want to get out, Mrs. Brancazio is teaching them triangles. They had random combinations of A and S using three letters.

Rosie: But no angle-side-side theorem, right?

Jamie: Because triangles don't have butts.

Peter Pettigrew: /walks in room/ I don't get it.

Roy: Who are you and do you want to do my paperwork?

Jamie: Hey, Wrath, go play with the rat.

Wrath: What rat?

Peter: /turns into a rat and runs away/

Jean: He turned into a rat…

Gracy: Yea, he's an animagus.

Envy: Animagus?

Gracy: They are wizards who elect to turn into animals, unlike a werewolf, who has no choice.

Rosie: We don't need the queen of finding weird HP pairings to rant.

Gracy: Excuse me! I'm not the one who looked for a Harry/Umbridge pairing!

Rosie: Hey! Not my fault! And I didn't look for it- Jayjay found it while looking for Harry/Draco!

Gracy: This is also the same girl who got Mellow Yellow in her eye.

Rosie: Exactly- don't blame it on me.

Gracy: Hey, since it's my birthday… do I get presents?

Roy: What? We have to give you presents?

Envy: Again? I thought we ended that with Christmas.

Gracy: Fine! Be that way! My friends will give me gifts. Right/looks at Rosie, Diana, & Jamie/

Jamie: Of course we will……… I think. Hey, does anyone have a present for Gracy that I could give with you?

Gracy: /blink/

Diana: Um… sure, once I find something it'll be from the both of us. Did you get her something Rosie?

Rosie: I gave her a bookmark with Sirius on it and this chapter is her birthday present/smiles and winks at Gracy/

Gracy: Ohhh/smiles/ Okay/glomps Rosie/ Thank you!

Jamie & Diana: Hey! How come she doesn't have to give you a gift?

Roy: No fair! Using your position as authoress to get by on the present.

Riza: Sir.

Roy: Yes.

Riza & Jean: Shut up!

Wrath: So what are we gonna do after you open your presents, Gracy?

Gracy: I don't know.

Envy: /chases Ed across the room/ Aww, one hug, Chibi, that's all I ask!

Ed: /running away from Envy/ No!

Diana: Rosie, make them hug!

Rosie: Umm… /pretending to think about it/ I don't – no.

Diana: What do you mean 'you don't know.'

Rosie: I never said 'I don't know' I said 'I don't – no.'

Diana: What's the difference?

Envy: /stops chasing Ed/ The difference is that what she originally said had ' – ' and left off the first and last letter of know.

Diana: I still-

Gracy: /loudly so Diana & Rosie's 'conversation' is cut off/ Jean, do you like ice-skating?

Jean: Yea… why?

Gracy: Because we are going ice-skating!

Diana: What? You know I'm not good at it.

Ed: It's not that hard.

Rosie: Now, Diana, just remember: try not to fall, and if/when you do fall try not to have someone skate over your fingers 'cause they might get cut off.

Jamie: /sarcastically/ Wow Rosie, don't you just know how to make people feel confident in their abilities.

Rosie: Yup! Hey, I'm just warning her so she doesn't get hurt.

Ed: By making her scared about trying to skate…?

Roy: Why don't we try to find her presents and get this over with?

Envy: Okay! Ed and I will look together

Ed: We will what?

Envy: You heard me/drags Ed out the door/

Rosie: Okay! We will meet back here in two hours, 'kay?

Everyone else: Sure.

Everyone except Gracy: /leaves/

Gracy: Now what should I do?

2 ½ hours later

Gracy: Took ya guys long enough!

Roy: What? We are only half an hour late.

Gracy: I'm bored!

Jean: /hands Gracy a gift bag/ This is from Roy, Riza, and me.

Gracy: Thanks Jean/opens bag/ OMG! It's pretty/holds up a necklace with a dragon pendant/

Envy & Ed: This is from us. /Envy hands a heavy box to Gracy/

Gracy: What is this? You didn't put a person in here, did you?

Jamie: Why would you care?

Gracy: Because the box is too small.

Diana: So, you could put a person in it. If you cut them up into small pieces-

Rosie: OKAY! MOVING ON NOW!

Gracy: /opens box/ I so wanted this! I was gonna go to London and buy all seven HP books and get J.K to sign them.

Riza: But there are only six books.

Gracy's happy bubble: /shrinks/

Ed: Now she only has to buy book seven when she goes to London and can bring these with her to get them signed.

Gracy's happy bubble: /goes back to original size/

Wrath: You forgot about me!

Rosie: I'm sorry!

Wrath: I helped Envy and Ed pick out the present! They forgot about me!

Gracy: Thank you Wrath. /hugs Wrath/

Jamie: Rosie helped me get you your gift!

Diana: Which gave me an idea, so your gift from me is this. /hands her a video camera/

Gracy: A video camera? What did Jamie get me that involves me needing a camera?

Jamie: Harry, you can come out now.

Gracy: Harry… as in…

Harry: Happy Birthday, Gracy.

Gracy: OMG! It's Harry Potter/glomps Harry/

Harry: Ow!

Neville: OMG, she killed Harry Potter!

Seamus and Dean: Neville, Who are you talking to? (A/N: inside joke about the fourth HP movie)

Rosie: Didn't you warn Harry that she would do that, Jamie?

Jamie: …forgot…

Rosie: Draco, you can stop hiding now.

Gracy: /perks up/ Draco? Where?

Draco: She's not going to hurt me, is she?

Rosie: She won't.

Draco: /slowly walks to Gracy/

Gracy: /Runs at Draco and glomps him/

Draco: Rosie! You said she wouldn't do that!

Rosie: Did I? Oh well, I lied.

Draco: I can see that.

Rosie: Hey, I'm a flute; it's my job to be a compulsive liar.

Gracy: Yay/shoves Harry and Draco into a closet and hides the camera in the closet/ Devices! Devices! Devices!

Wrath: Why'd you do that?

Envy: I'll tell you when you are older.

Wrath: /pouts/

Gracy: Let's go ice-skating!

Ed: How are we getting there?

Gracy: What do you mean?

Ed: No one here has a car.

Roy: We can walk it won't kill us.

Rosie: /mutters/ So… how far is Cary from here?

Ed: I don't want to walk!

Diana: Ed.

Ed: Yes?

Diana: You do know we walked to get the presents, 'cause none of us has a car.

Ed: …

Diana: See! I'm right!

Jean: Let's go/drags everyone with him/

Some time later at the skating rink

Roy: I don't like it here.

Riza: Why?

Roy: It's cold!

Wrath: Duh! Ice is cold! Everyone knows that.

Gracy: Don't you feel stupid now Roy.

Rosie: Don't do anything stupid.

Jean: I won't.

Jamie: Umm… Havoc, you're smoking and your not supposed to.

Jean: Opps!

Roy: It's soo cold!

Everyone: Get over it!

Roy: /snaps fingers and melts all the ice/

Owner of the rink: /throws us out/

Ed: So, now what? Do we go somewhere else?

Riza: Roy, you idiot.

Rosie: I think I'll end this chapter now.

Gracy: Read, Review, and… yeah.

Author's Note: Okay… finished it, wasn't sure if I would. But… yeah. If you wanted to know what was being taped… it can be what ever you want it to be because I'm lazy and tired right now. Bye!