This isn't me

Chapter 1

A Bad Impression

Goombella was on a trip to the Mushroom kingdom and was passing by Goomba Village. As she was passing Goombario was playing with his sister Goombaria and saw her pass. " Hey!" Goombario yelled." Are you Goombella?" Goombella heard him calling her and yelled," Yeah, that's me. Who are you?" " I'm Goombario.," said Goombario. " I used to travel with Mario just like you!"

" Oh yeah I have heard of you." said Goombella." Glad to meet you!" " Um, do you want to come over?" asked Goombario. " Sure I needed some rest." said Goombella. Goombella went over to Goombario's house and sat down at the table. Goombaria was about to go inside with her when Goombario came up and told her not to come in yet. Goombario went into the house with Goombella and locked the door. " Hey why did you lock the door?" asked Goombella curiously. " Uh, I didn't lock the door you h-hearing things yeah that's it." Said Goombario nervously. " Okay ", said Goombella. " Um Goombella?" asked Goombario. " Yeah what is it?" asked Goombella. " I've been wanting to meet me for a very long time." Said Goombario, " and I wanted to ask you something." " Okay ask me." Said Goombella. " Okay, would you go out with me?" asked Goombario. " What you barely know me!" said Goombella surprised. " I don't need to know you that much to know that you are the most beautiful Goomba in the world." Said Goombario, " your spunky attitude, your beautiful hair, your gorgeous hair, and your spectacular smile." " Goombario you are a very nice Goomba but I need to know you before I do something I will regret."Said Goombella.Goombario lunged at Goombellla and pinned her on the floor. " Come on Goombella no one is home." Said Goombario with a smirk. Goombella managed to break free of Goombario and ran to the door. She tried to open it but it was locked. " There is know way out Goombella," said Goombario. He lunged at Goombella again but this time He tried to kiss her but she dodged. " Come on be nice." Goombario said playfully. He lunged again and kissed her on the cheek. Goombella was furious. " If I had hands I would slap but since I don't I'll do the next best thing." Said Goombella. She gave Goombario a sharp bonk on the head knocking him out. " Take that you jerk!" yelled
Goombella. " When she noticed he was knocked out she went in the room where the balcony was and jumped off it. As Goombella ran away she mumbled, " What a jerk."