A Cute But Psycho Bunny: Yes, we live in CA too! We live in the OC…but, not the snooty part on the TV show (pardon if ya live there, I know they're not all snooty) we live in the farthest city south, right before the San Diego county line. The storm that was here was covering all of the state! But its gone, here at least, for now…
Chapter 7
The air was thick with the excitement of the evening. Hank smiled as he watched students nervously putting finishing touches on their hair and getting into character.
"Ah," Hank grinned, "Opening night!" He walked over to were Tabitha was yelling at people about their costumes.
"Bobby! Your costume wasn't too tight last week!" Tabitha yelled, "I fitted it perfectly to fit you!"
"Yeah well look!" Bobby yelled, trying to zip his pants up, "Its too tight!"
"Well maybe if ya hadn't eatin all that ice cream, it would still fit!" Tabitha yelled.
Hank chuckled and walked over to Johnny, "Where why haven't you put your wig on yet?"
"I don't have it." Johnny shrugged.
"Tabitha," Hank shouted, "Could you get Johnny his wig?!"
Tabitha walked over to Hank and Johnny, "I don't have it, he does."
"Nope." Johnny shook his head.
"Well, where is it?" Hank asked.
"There." Johnny pointed at the trash can, which was full of ashes.
"YOU BURNED IT!" Hank yelled.
"Yup." Johnny smiled.
"Why on earth would you burn your wig?!" Hank shouted.
"I got bored waiting for Tabby to help me." Johnny shrugged.
"No prob," Tabitha smiled, "I'll just dye his hair."
"NO!" Johnny yelled covering his head, "Not after last time you wont!"
"I'll use wash out stuff." Tabitha smiled.
"That's what you said last time!" Johnny yelled.
Hank shook his head and left the two to argue.
"Freddy." He smiled, "You can take the elephant out of hiding now."
"Uhhh," Freddy looked at Pietro, "Pietro?"
"I didn't hide it!" Pietro exclaimed, "Todd?"
"Nope."
"Don't tell me you lost the elephant." Hank growled.
"Ummm," Todd laughed, "Lost is such a strong word yo."
"Yeah…we misplaced it." Pietro smiled.
Hank was about to lose it when he noticed Jean hadn't gotten into costume.
"Jean!" He exclaimed, "Why haven't you gotten into costume?! Hurry! Go get changed!"
"I'd love to," Jean grumbled, "But there's a life like, fully animatronic elephant in there!"
"That's were we put it!" Todd laughed.
Hank shook his head, "Well, could you get it out of there and ready to put on stage."
The boys nodded.
"Then you can change Jean." Hank added.
Jean nodded and was about to follow the guys to her dressing room when she heard a crash from the stage.
"Yes! It works!" Scott laughed from under the trapdoor and turned to Kurt, "Help me put it back in place."
"Ok," Kurt smiled, "How are ve gonna get Lance over here?"
"Dunno yet." Scott sighed, "I'll think of something."
Kurt and Scott were just about to reset the trap door when Jean came walking over.
"JEAN! NO!" Scott shouted, but he was too late.
Jean shrieked in pain as she hit the floor under the stage.
"Jean!" Scott yelled, running over to her, "Are you ok?"
"No." Jean whimpered.
"I think her leg's broken." Kurt stated.
Scott looked devastated.
"Umm, Scott, can I talk to you for a second?" Kurt asked.
"Uh, yeah ok, I'll be back in a sec Jean." Scott exclaimed.
"Hurry!" Jean cried.
Kurt pulled Scott away from Jean, "This is perfect!" He whispered, "Now Vanda will play Christine!"
"But I hurt Jean!" Scott cried.
"Shh, I know, but at least she wont have to kiss Lance." Kurt said.
"That's true," Scott sighed, "Can we still make Lance fall down the trap door too?"
"No, no more trap door. I'm gonna go get Hank." Kurt said, before he bamfed away.
Scott walked over to Jean, "It'll be ok Jean, we'll help you to the car, then I can take you home."
Jean nodded and lay her head on Scott's shoulder as Kurt returned with Hank.
"No!" Hank yelled, "Her legs broken?!"
"Yeah." Scott nodded.
"Are you sure?" Hank asked.
Scott, Kurt, and Jean nodded in unison.
"Ok…umm, Scott, can you take her home?" Hank asked. "Then I can go tell Wanda to get ready to play Christine."
Scott nodded, "Kurt, I need you to teleport her to my car."
Kurt smiled, picked Jean up, and disappeared.
Hank sighed and went backstage to look for Wanda.
"Wanda," He sighed when he found her, "There's been an accident, you'll be playing Christine."
"What happened to Jean?" Wanda asked.
"She fell down the trap door and broke her leg." Hank answered.
"What? How?"
"No time, just go get ready!" Hank exclaimed.
Wanda nodded and ran off to Jean's dressing room.
Hank went to see if Johnny and Tabitha had sorted things out when he passed Pietro and Todd screaming at each other.
"What are you fighting about?" Hank rubbed his temples.
"Fighting?" Todd looked confused.
"We're not fighting," Pietro exclaimed, "We're getting into character!"
Hank rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He went into Johnny's dressing room where They were still fighting.
"LOOK!" Tabitha screamed, "THE BOTTLE SAYS WASHABLE!"
"YOU COULDA FILLED IT WITH PERMANENT!" Johnny yelled.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Tabitha shouted.
"I DON'T TRUST YOU!" Johnny cried.
Hank was on the verge of tears.
"I have an answer to this problem." Xavier smiled, as he wheeled into the room dressed in his old Raoul costume, "Here." He handed Johnny a dark brown wig.
Johnny smiled and put it on.
"Why do you have a wig?" Tabitha asked.
"Not telling." Xavier smiled before wheeling out of the room.
"Alright," Hank walked out of the room and over to an intercom, "The curtain rises in five people! Get ready!"
There was a lot of shouting and shuffling as everyone ran to their places.
In no time at all Remy, Xavier, and Ororo were on stage performing the first scene.
"Where are those boys with the elephant?!" Hank exclaimed nervously.
"Hank!" Logan yelled running through the cast door with his hunk of metal under his arm.
"Oh no." Hank shook his head,
"I knew you'd be worried sick, but look at what I found in the dumpster!" Logan smiled holding the hunk…err…elephant in Hank's face. "I'll go set it up for the next scene!"
"Logan! N…" Hank was cut off.
"WHOOOO!!!" Pietro cried from atop the life like, fully animatronic elephant, as Todd and Freddy pulled it to its spot behind the curtain for the next scene.
Logan's jaw dropped. "S…so this is what its come to!" He cried, "I try to help with everything, but no one wanted my help, and the only thing I could do was make an elephant! And now, you've gone and let Forge make that…that monster!" He let out a sob, slashed his claws through his elephant, and ran out the door, crying.
"Well," Hank smiled, "That went better than expected. "Boys, please set the elephant up."
The first scene went by smoothly and everything was going well in the second. Wanda smiled as she finished, "Think of Me" and as about to walk off stage when the trapdoor gave out and she fell through.
Kitty and Amara screamed.
"Was that supposed to happen?" Xavier asked Hank.
Hank shook his head before he ran under the stage, and to his shock no one was there.
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Dun dun dun!!!
ProFool: Mystery on the opening night, they say mystery of soprano's flight
Half-N-Half: Mystified baffled X-Men say, they are mystified they suspect foul play!
ProFool: Bad news on sopranos' scene
Half-N-Half:Wanda's gone and miss Jean
ProFool: Still at least the seats get sold… Both: Fanfictions are worth their weight in gold.
(If you didn't get that its alright. Its from Phantom when the managers find that Christine has gone missing)