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Beast and Kurt shoved a dress onto Scott while Rogue threw a red wig on him.

"Can't Rogue do this!" Scott cried, trying desperately to get the dress off him.

"Rogue's playing Madame Giry," Beast explained, "You have to be Christine."

Kurt snickered.

Scott glared at Kurt (from behind his glasses) "I'm gonna kill you!"

Kurt laughed and pranced off in his dress, "Don't be so angry frauline, you get a lovely breeze in these things."

Scott growled, "Who's playing Raoul? Cause I am not kissing Lance!"

"You won't have to," Beast stated calmly, "Lance is gone, the Professor will be playing Raoul."

"Ah good…" Scott suddenly realized what this meant, "I'm not kissing the Professor!"

"That's alright, you wont have to," Beast explained, "In the end Christine only kisses the Phantom."

"Oh goo…Then who's playing the Phantom!" Scott exclaimed.

"Umm, me actually." Beast laughed.

Scott's jaw dropped.

"You could just kiss the mask," Beast chuckled, "Then there'd be no actual contact."

Scott sighed and suddenly realized that Rogue was putting rouge on him.

"Why am I wearing makeup?" Scott asked.

"Because, your ah girl." Rogue smiled, "Now hold still ah have to put the eye liner on."

"There's no time," Beast gasped, jumping to his feet, "Masquerade, now!"

Beast shoved Scott onto the stage which was full of multi-costumed, very tired Jamies once again.

Rogue laughed as she watched Scott dance awkwardly with the Professor, who of course, was in his wheel chair. She danced out on stage and into the arms of a masked figure. Who was much taller than the surrounding Jamies.

"Wha?" Rogue asked confused.

The masked figure put his finger to his lips, "Shh, mon cher."

"Remy?" Rogue smiled.

Remy smiled back and whisked her away.

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After that scene the entire cast was males, and actually were never part of the original cast. But the show continued with out a hitch, except for Jamie passing out during the next scene and of course the occasional sour note. With much sweating, some improvising, and the outright skipping of scene twelve they finally made it to the final scene.

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Beast put his mask back on and was about to go back on stage with Scott for the final scene of the show when Ororo and Eric came in with a very drunk Logan, who was hugging his hunk of metal…err…elephant.

"Sorry," Ororo started, "We would have been here sooner but he was dragging that," She pointed at the elephant, "along with him."

Eric nodded, "It's very heavy."

"Myyy eleeephant is the best eleeeeephant in the wworld!" Logan stuttered drunkenly.

Beast smiled, "Where was he?"

"Bar." Eric and Ororo stated in unison.

Xavier smiled, "I thought so."

"Ro! Rorororororororororororororororororo…" Logan randomly started muttering.

"What!" Ororo looked at him.

"Your preeeetty!" Logan smiled and fell over, "But not as preeeetty as my ewephant!"

Ororo shook her head.

"It's the best ewephant in the woorrrld!" Logan cried into the floor.

"Yes, we've heard." Eric sighed.

"Ororororororororororororororororo…" Logan continued to cry into the floor.

Eric interrupted him by magnetically levitating the elephant and dropping it on Logan's head, knocking him out.

"Took care of that." He smiled.

"But now we'll never find out where he's keeping the others!" Scott cried, "And I'll still have to play Christine!"

"Scott, I don't think Logan took the others." Ororo started.

"He's been in the bar, drinking," Eric added, "The bar tender said he'd been there for a while."

"So then who took everyone?" Scott asked.

"That's a good question, but we haven't time for it at the moment," Beast started pushing them on stage, "The show must go on!"

"Why can't Ororo play Christine!" Scott whined as he was pushed onto the stage, "She's a girl!"

"Really!" Eric laughed.

Ororo slapped him.

"No time!" Beast called out as the curtain rose, for the final scene.

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The final scene went perfectly, except for Scott's singing, but just as it was about to end Johnny hobbled out on stage, tied up in nothing but his boxers. The cast stared at him, confused, as the lights dimmed and shown only on the phantom mask.

When the curtain went down the audience went crazy with applause.

"They love me!" Beast smiled!

The rest of the cast ran over to Johnny and started untying him.

"What happened to you!" Ororo asked.

"Did Logan get you?" Scott added.

Logan burped in the corner and started to quietly sing to his elephant.

Johnny looked at Logan, "Umm, no."

"Then who did this to you?" Xavier asked.

"That wee fuzzy guy that used to hang out with us Acolytes." Johnny answered.

"KURT!" Scott gasped, "How could you!"

"I never hung out vith zee Acolytes." Kurt shrugged.

"I believe he means Mastermind." Eric stated.

Johnny nodded.

"Did he take the others?" Xavier asked.

Johnny nodded again.

"Do you know where he's keeping them?" Ororo added.

Johnny nodded once more.

"Let's go save them!" Scott started to run off, in a dress, when Beast stopped him.

"We have to take our bows!" Beast yelled, "We can't leave without taking our bows!"

"But we have to…" Ororo started.

But she was too late. The curtain had already risen, and the audience was going nuts.

They all held hands and bowed.

Somewhere, in the very back of the theater, Duncan wiped a tear from his eye.

"Can it be?" He sang, "Can it be Jean Grey?" He stood up and clapped with the rest of the audience, "Bravo!"

Duncan had seriously mistaken Scott for Jean and had fallen madly in love with him.

The curtain fell and the mutants turned to Johnny.

"Ok, where is he?" Eric asked.

"Follow me!" Johnny laughed as he ran out the door, still in only boxers.

He led them to the outskirts of town to a run down warehouse.

Scott panted as they reached the door, "We really should have taken the X-Van."

"Scott hasn't been training enough in the Danger Room." Kurt laughed.

"Its hard to run in high heals!" Scott yelled.

"I think it's easy." Kurt grinned.

"Gay?" Pietro laughed, coming out from the other side of the warehouse, "What took you guys so long?"

"Pietro?" Eric asked, surprised, "What are you doing here?"

Todd and Wanda came around the side of the warehouse too.

"We were saving Snookums, yo." Todd smiled.

"Very good." Eric smiled.

"Shall we?" Johnny smiled, heading into the door.

As they all followed Johnny inside Scott turned to Todd and Pietro.

"You saved Wanda but not the others?"

Todd and Pietro shrugged and Scott rolled his eyes, behind his glasses.

When they entered they found Mastermind standing in the middle of the warehouse dressed in a Phantom costume.

Eric looked at Mastermind in his costume, and then at all the kids tied up around him.

"This is why I never let you officially join the Acolytes."

"And that is why you get to watch as I mind wipe your daughter and turn her against you!" Mastermind laughed, "Bwahahahahahaha!"

"Sept she's here yo, with us, not you." Todd smiled.

Mastermind looked around, "Ah, yes, well then. My plan backfired. Toodle-loo!"

He suddenly disappeared.

"That was…" Scott started.

"Odd?" Kurt filled in, "Weird, confusing, typical?"

"Typical fits I think." Wanda smiled.

The others walked off to start freeing the kidnapped mutants.

After all the students were free they realized that they were still short four people.

"We're still missing Rogue, Remy, Lance, and Kitty." Ororo stated.

"They weren't here when we got here." Pietro said.

"Maybe they got away, like Johnny did." Scott thought to himself, "Anyway, we should get home; I need to check on Jean."

"Yes, let's go back to the Institute, we can look for them with Cerebro." Xavier smiled.

"Why didn't we do that in the first place?" Ororo asked Beast as they followed Xavier down the street.

"Because the show must go on!" Beast smiled.

Ororo shook her head.

After much walking they finally made it back to the Institute. They walked into the TV room and found Lance and Kitty curled up on the couch watching a movie.

"Oh hey guys!" Kitty smiled when she noticed them, "Like, what too you so long?"

"We, you, show…" Beast stuttered, "You were here the whole time?"

Kitty nodded.

"Oh good, you got the other ones." Lance said when he noticed everyone was back.

"Except Rogue and Remy," Xavier stated, "Do you know where they are?"

"I think they're in the closet…" Kitty shrugged.

They all looked at each other wide eyed.

Eric walked over to the closet and knocked on the door.

There was a growl from inside and Remy groaned, "Remy don' sing!"

"Ah, yes, well…is Rogue in there with you?" Eric asked.

"No…" Rogue answered.

"Yeah, they're in there." Eric smiled.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

"I'll get it." Kurt said before he teleported to the door and opened it.

"Vhat can I…Duncan?" Kurt asked, shocked when he noticed a love struck Duncan standing in the doorway with a bouquet of roses.

"Can you give these to Jean?" Duncan smiled, "She sang so beautifully! Especially at the end! I think I'm in love!" He danced off.

Kurt looked at the roses, then back at Duncan, and started laughing. He teleported back up stairs and handed the roses to Scott.

"These are for you." Kurt snickered.

"From who?" Scott asked.

"Duncan," Kurt grinned, "He's in love with you."

Scott's jaw dropped.

"Gay?" Pietro snickered.

Ororo yawned, "Come on guys, we should be getting to bed."

"That's right!" Beast smiled, "You all need a good rest before tomorrow's show! It's sold out!"

They all looked at him in disbelief.

"The show must go on!"

They all groaned and went to bed.