Author's Note: Sorry it took so long to update. Back to school means back to homework. Thank you to all my interested readers and reviewers!

Danny flew down the hallway, literally and figuratively.

A strange sight met his eyes as he turned the corner. A gigantic ghost-baby was sitting in the middle of the hallway, banging a fist on the ground and wailing at the top of his lungs.

He was holding Sam, upside-down by her ankle. She had an irate look on her face and was crossing her arms. She rolled her eyes. "Oh, the indignity." Her face was slowly turning maroon and she was resisting the urge to scream again. The baby was whipping her through the air and it looked like she would soon get whiplash.

"Sam!" Danny yelled. The baby turned towards him, it's eyes bright red and glowing. It clutched Sam tight to it's chest and glared at Danny. Danny growled and his fists glowed green. "Sorry, kid, but I'm not babysitting today." He went to fly up into the air.

And got whacked down by the hand holding Sam. "OW!" they both yelled. The baby laughed and gurgled at Danny's pain. It clapped his hands, bruising Sam.

Sam glared at him. "Got any more bright ideas?", she hissed.

Danny glared at her. "Maybe if you hadn't run away from me-!" The baby swiped Sam at him and he ducked.

Sam shouted as she was whipped around, "I'm not the one who pretended to like someone because they felt bad!"

Swipe. Duck.

"I didn't say that because I felt bad! I said it because I meant it! I love you and you refuse to see it!"

Swipe. Duck.

"You only like me because I told you first!"

Swipe. "OW!"

Danny clutched his side. "You made me realize! I've liked you for as long as I've known you but I didn't realize until yest-!"

"Look, get me down and then tell me, ok?" Sam was turning faintly green.

Danny glared at her and tried to sprint forward. This time Sam was thrown at him. The force of the throw sent them both slamming into lockers.

The baby started bawling. The force of it's screams shattered the windows nearby. It would have popped Sam and Danny's eardrums but luckily for them they were surrounded by the metal of the lockers.

Sam had landed on top of Danny. She put her hands on his chest and pushed herself off of him. She looked him in the eye. "Look. I can fight this guy best. Back off."

Danny glared at her. "You don't have ghost powers! You're going to get hurt!"

Sam look softened and she touched him on the cheek. "I'll be alright Danny. Let me save you this time."

Danny grabbed her hand and sighed. "OK."

Sam grinned at him, turned and ran at the giant, screaming infant.

Danny immeadiately shot up. "What the heck do you think you're doing?" He shouted at her. He felt himself get incredibly angry.

Sam turned around while running. "I have a plan, Danny. Trust me."

Danny was torn. He finally decided to sit where he was, crouched, ready to spring if something went wrong.

Sam slowed as she neared the baby. It was still screaming, but the anger was lessening. Sam took a shuddering breath.

Then she started to sing softly. "Hush little baby, don't say a word…" she took another breath. "Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird…"

The Baby quieted down enough to listen to her soft singing. It was staring right at her, lower lip trembling.

Sam sang, inching forward. "If that mockingbird don't sing, mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring…"

The baby yawn and laid itself down on the floor. It curled up slowly, like a huge sleeping cat.

Sam's voice strengthened with confidence. "If that diamond ring turns brass, mama's going to buy you a looking glass.." She reached out to touch the sleeping giant. When the baby didn't react she started stroking it.

Danny watched from the shadows. He was amazed. She could take care of herself.

"If that looking glass gets broke, mama's gonna buy you a cart and yoke.."

The baby's eyes slowly fluttered shut. As it began to sleep it shrunk. Smaller and smaller it became until it was the size of a three-month old baby.

Danny and Sam looked at each other. Sam collapsed.