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Cyborg and Question 62
When Cyborg came around he could hear people, it seemed like three girls, talking above him.
"He's awake!" one exclaimed happily!
'Oh no!' He thought, he recognized her as the one who had hit him over the head, though she didn't sound as serious now.
"Let's just get on with it then" a girl who sounded slightly like raven, i.e. emotionless, said.
"Cyboooorrrrrrgggggg! Oh, Cyborg! CYBORG!" Bunnigal said, shaking him.
"All right, all right!" Cyborg said grouchily. "Now, what are you planning to do to me?"
"Oh, just ask you a few questions" Oh, questions, Cyborg could deal with that, he handled the press all the time.
"Okay, but let's make this quick shall we?"
"It's over when WE say its over, you got that mister!" Bunnigal said, motioning for him to sit down on the blue chair in front of them.
"Okay, okay, whatever. Wait a minute, what if someone attacks Jump City?"
"Oh, don't worry," The final girl, the one who hadn't spoken yet piped up, "We froze time there."
"What she said," The gothic one stated.
"Right you two keep him entertained, I'm off to check if Blob has finished making the signs yet," Bunnigal said running off before Cy could ask any questions.
Cyborg took this opportunity to study the other two. The gothic one's name tag said Gothica 'ooooooooo, original' thought Cyborg sarcastically; she had pale skin, black hair with red tips and brown eyes. She was wearing a form fitting black top with the words 'secret agent: this is my disguise' written on it in purple lettering and a black skirt which hugged her hips, the black made her seem even slimmer than she really was which was really thin already, so she almost looked like a skeleton.
The other ones nametag said Safiah, she had slightly wavy black hair, was wearing a white strapped t-shirt and quite tight black jeans, she moved like a dancer would.
The sound of running footsteps was heard and Bunnigal crashed into the room with a turquoise water bomb and 3 signs saying 'yay! Question 62!' on them. She sat down in the black chair and put the water bomb, which had a miniature version of the signs sellotaped to it on the desk in front of her.
"Right, let's get on with it then shall we," Gothica said, already bored.
"Yeah! Let's hurry up and get to question 62!" Bunnigal shouted enthusiastically.
"Oh god, why? Just give me a sign, why am I stuck with these idiots!" Gothica exclaimed.
Suddenly there was a clap of thunder and a massive hand appeared out of nowhere, "Here's your sign" a mans voice said as the hand 'handed' her (A/N. sorry, I couldn't resist that) a sign. She looked at it and screamed.
"What is it?" asked Cyborg. She slowly turned the sign around so that he could read it, it said: yay! Question 62! on it. He sweatdropped.
"Okay, that's enough of that for now," said Safiah. "Here's is your first question: Why haven't you told anyone yet that you are gay?"
"WHAT?" Cyborg yelled!
"Well, it's obvious your either gay or secretly a woman or you would have kissed Bee by now! It's pretty damn obvious that you two have feelings for each other!"
He sweatdropped again.
"Um, how do you know so much about my life?"
"You're a cartoon character on a hit TV show…"
"Yeah?" He fainted.
"…Taking too long…where is that dude...water…bucket"
Suddenly something very wet exploded in his face.
"DUDE! THAT WAS BLOB'S COUSIN JIMBO! HOW COULD YOU! I AM SOOOOOOOO GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!" Bunnigal yelled, she whipped out a pen and quickly drew a tear under one of Blob Marley's eyes before chucking that away and pulling out a knife from the back pocket of her jeanskirt.
"How much stuff can she fit in there anyway?" Safiah asked, talking more to herself than anybody, while watching Bunnigal chase Gothica around the room. The presenter guy was cowering behind a huge sign saying applause. (A/N. The audience haven't appeared much in this story yet but they will crop up soon, and if anyone wants their character in the story as a member of the audience saying or doing something funny just tell me what your character's name is and I will try to fit them in.)
"Okay, they should stop soon, I'm afraid they do this rather often." Safiah told him. Cyborg looked at the pair, Bunnigal now had a chainsaw and Gothica was hurling anything anything she could find at her. Then suddenly Gothica smiled, and reached into her left boot and pulled out a lightsaber. Now she had the upper hand, the two lost their weapons and started fighting tooth and nail.
"Who'd you bet on, I think Bunnigal will win, she get's very overprotective of Blob." Safiah said.
"Ummm, I'll go with Gothica then, what do you bet?" Cyborg asked.
"One magic bean! My precious! And since we never said this had to be fair…I'm gonna let Bunnigal borrow this!" She yanked Cyborgs arm off and threw it to Bunnigal, who laughed maniacally.
After about ten minutes of them fighting, with Safiah and Cyborg keeping the scores it was 3 all. Whoever got the next point would win. And it was…………………………………(lol)………………………………..
Bunnigal!
"YEAH!" Safiah and Bunnigal shrieked.
"You owe me a bean!"
"Hey, no fair! You cheated! And can I have my arm back now, pleeeeeeaasse?"
"Awwww, I'm not done playing with it yet," Bunnigal pouted. "oooooohhhhhh, I think I've worked out how the sonic cannon works!" A large hole was blasted in the wall by the presenter guy's (who I am now gonna call PG (short for presenter guy, duh!) because I am lazy)
"Right!" Said Safiah, taking charge, "Bunnigal! Stop this right now and we can get back to asking him some very, um, personal questions."
"Allright!" Said Bunnigal, picking up her number 62 sign.
"First of all we need something to stop Gothica from sulking and he still hasn't answered our last question properly so he has to do a dare."
"A dare?" Cyborg asked, confused.
"Yes Cy, a dare, and I dare you to snog the annoying balding guy. Muahahahahaaaaaa!"
"I don't have to do everything you say you know. You don't even have superpowers."
"I can make my pupils grow, that's a cool power!" Bunnigal butted in cheerfully. "Besides, we control everything that's going on in Jump City, and if you don't do what we say we will fast forward time there until the Teen Titans don't even remember you." She smiled menacingly when she said the second part.
"You're bluffing! You've gotta be!"
"Are you prepared to take that risk?"
"I suppose not…FINE!" He got up huffily (A/N. hehe huffily – I love that word!) and gave the PG a quick peck on the cheek. "Happy now?"
"I said snog."
"GRRRR…" He consented.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, my first kiss…" The PG said dreamily. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Riiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttt…Okay, second question." Safiah said.
Bunnigal butted in, "What is your bra size?"
"What the…? That is the dumbest question I've ever heard!" Then he paused and thought of BeastBoy "No, wait, on second thoughts, that is definitely not the dumbest question I've ever heard.
"Ah, thinking of BB?" Gothica said knowingly.
"Yeah…"
"Told you he was gay!"
"Yeah Well BB is mine!" Gothica yelled.
"She has a kind of fixation with Beastboy," Bunnigal explained, "I suppose you can go back to Jump City now before she explodes from anticipation. Oh and you're mind will be wiped."
"YEAH! Booyah! I'm going home!" Thought Cyborg, desperate to leave these 3 mental girls.
"You weren't very interesting anyway."
"HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? HUH?"
"It means this," she said pulling out a TV remote and pressing a button.
Cyborg reappeared in Jump City, remembering nothing.
Well, that's all for now, please R&R and send in any ideas on what we can do to BB! C ya next time on STOP THE MADNESS!
Luv ya all, Bunnigal