Omg! I'm sooooo sorry! I haven't updated in AGES! Well, here it is.

Disclaimer: Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Why can't I own them! Blah, blah, blah, don't own teen titans, blah, blah.

Beastboy read the note again one more time, it simply said:

Beastboy,

Meet me on the roof at 3:30, I think you'll be very interested in what I have to say.

He looked at his watch, the time was 3:26, and sighed, it was probably one of the team, but he didn't recognise the handwriting, but then again, nobody could get there from outside.

He sighed again, and finally decided to go, if it was a trap, he could handle it. Little did he know how ingenious a trap it would be…

When he reached the roof, his watch said 3:32, whoever had sent that note was late, he strode out into the middle, so that if anyone surprised him he would have room to defend himself.

Suddenly there was a weird humming sound behind him, he turned around and jumped, there was a tall, dark, gothic girl standing behind him.

"OMG! It's really you!" She yelled, and threw her arms around him.

"It is?" he asked, looking confused.

"It is." She replied, having got over her little moment. "Sorry I'm a bit late teleporting, my stupid English teacher kept me behind after school."

"Um, that's okay?" He replied, still confused. (A/N. You know beastboy, he's a little slow. Gets chased by hoards of beastboy fangirls IN A GOOD WAY! A GOOD WAY!)

"Anyway, the thing I wanted to show you is in here" She says, taking out a little box. Inside were holographic projections of Raven and Cyborg. "Dude! Cool!" He said, they are so detailed. The Cyborg one looks up and waves, making BB jump. "They move? Even Cooler!"

"You want one made of you?" She asks.

"Um…sure." He replies warily.

"Then put this on." 'This' was a ring with a black stone. He slid it on his little finger. "Now take my wrist, and press down on the stone." He does this, and feels his whole body being wrenched apart, atom by atom.

"He blacked out? I mean, sure, everyone does on their first go, but I kind of expected more from him, you know, being a superhero and all." A girl's voice came from above him.

He opened his eyes and looked at his surroundings. There was a large group of people sitting behind him and loads of men with cameras. The white haired man was STILL hiding behind the sign. In front of him was the girl who kidnapped (beastnapped?) him, a brown haired girl stroking a water bomb and a… pink octopus? "Looks like I'm on some kind of wacked out game show." He thought.

"He'th awake!" The Octopus lisped excitedly. (A/N. I know what you are thinking, what happened to Safiah, right? Well she was kinda sick, and her little sister who likes to play dress up has taken her place for the next couple of shows.) "HI!" the girl yelled, " My name'th Emily, I'm fwee yearth old and I love playing dweth up, I can't talk pwoperly 'cos of the gap between my two fwont teeth!" She grinned.

"Um, hi?" Beastboy said. The octopus costume had little ballet shoes and a tutu.

The Gothic one came round and pulled him up to his feet. "Hey call me Gothica, that one over there is Bunnigal," she said jerking a thumb at the one stroking the water bomb, she was also singing to it now, he could occasionally make out the words of a Kaiser Chiefs song, "and I believe you have already met Emily."

He nodded.

"HELLO AND WELCOME TOO………STOOOOOOOPPPP THEEEE MADNESS!" A voice suddenly boomed right in his ear.

"AHHHH!" The audience screamed appreciatively.

"If you don't mind me asking, but who exactly are you people?"

"I am the author of this story," Bunnigal said at exactly the same time Gothica said, "the presenters of this show." Emily giggled and clapped her hands. (Suckers?)

"We are we." They all stated simply. "And I am me." Bunnigal said. (Hey it's my story! I want to be the main presenter for a change! Waaaahhhhh!)

"Sure…" Beastboy said.

"Well who else would we be? Huh? You think your so clever, don't you, well? Don't you, huh?" Gothica screamed.

'Moody or what?' Beastboy thought.

"Quiet! I grow weary of this." Bunnigal snapped, clicking her fingers and suppressing a yawn.

"Whatever dude." BB said.

"On with the quethionth?" Emily mused quietly to herself.

"You got it." Bunnigal said. "So who do you prefer, Terra or Raven?"

"I don't have to answer that!"

"Yes you do."

"Why?"

"Because we control everything that's going on in Jump City, and you have five seconds. 5…"

"No way, you've gotta be Joking."

"4…"

"Okay um…"

"3…"

"Terra! Except she's stone."

"2…"

"Okay, yeah, definitely Terra! Cos Raven likes Aqualad."

"No way!" Bunnigal exclaimed. "They would make such a good couple!"

Suddenly Emily ran up and tugged on one of his ears, "you've got funny earth mithter!" she said.

"Um, yeah," he replied pushing her away, "um…cute kid?" he said.

"Isn't she!" all the audience awwwwwwed.

"Can I go now?" he complained, making puppydog eyes. "pleeeeeease?"

"NO! Bunnigal yelled, "You must stay and be slaves to us, or be hit with my multicoloured mallet! Muahahahahaaa!"

"I'll take my chances with the mallet." Bunnigal suddenly got an evil glint in her eye and pulled a mallet the size of an average person out from behind her. "On second thoughts, slavery sounds good."

"YAY! I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL MINION OF DEATH! Now. First of all I shall make you…………..peel me some grapes!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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And that's it for now folks, join me again next chappy!

Luv each and everyone of you, Bunnigal.