YO PEOPLE! WOOH! I THINK THIS IS THE SHORTEST TIME I'VE TAKEN TO UPDATE!

Anyways, I don't own Teen Titans, if that solves your question. Now you know.

OH and this chappie is dedicated to Arrika and KaNdRaKaRgrl. You guys rock! (and isn't the kandrakar thing from W.I.T.C.H, as in heart of Kandrakar, or maybe I'm just strange :P)

'Right.' Thought Raven, 'this time the little grass stain is REALLY gonna get it. And I mean REALLY.' Basically what had happened was she had knocked on BeastBoy's door after the team voted her to look for him. He had been missing for almost 24 hours now and normally at least one of them knew where he was. Upon getting no reply she had slid his door open and on his bed she had seen, horror of horrors, her black, lacy, BRA! She blinked twice and her eyes went back to her normal colour.

Suddenly there was a movement behind her. "Looking for someone?" A girl's voice remarked. Raven whipped around quickly already in a battle pose, her eyes white and her hands surrounded by glowing blackness (A/N. Not a word, I know.) There was no one there.

"Tsk, tsk, Raven, a little slow aren't we today?" The voice remarked. Raven growled with anger.

"Who are you and what do you want?" She asked. Suddenly a hand shot out in front off her and she grabbed it automatically.

"Bad move." The strange voice remarked. Then Raven felt like she was teleporting but had no control over where to like normal.

When Raven arrived she hadn't fainted like BeastBoy had but she had squeezed her eyes shut tightly. "HEY! What do you know, she's the first one not to have fainted."

"Yeah well she's only the second that wasn't knocked out purposely and the other one was BeastBoy."

Everyone nodded intelligently including BeastBoy (A/N Hah! BeastBoy, intelligent? I don't think so.) then he finally caught on. "HEY!"

"Silence Slave. And bring me the biggest bar of chocolate money can buy." Raven had opened her eyes by now. She could see BeastBoy in chains and an Elvis Presley suit and started laughing her ass off. The she stopped and looked around, 'Hey, that's strange I laughed and nothing blew up! Oh well, I can go with that!'

"Yeah the glowy bracelets you're wearing stop you from being able to use your powers."

"Cool! I can finally be the prep I've always wanted to be!" She yelled preppily skipping round the room in a pink tutu that had appeared from nowhere.

"Yeah! You go girl!" Gothica shrieked. Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at the two Goths. They all had one eyebrow raised, even Blob Marley.

Raven reverted back to normal. "So what am I doing here anyway? AND GET THIS TUTU OFFA ME!" she asked/screamed.

"AWWWWW, but you look so pretty!" Bunnigal said.

"GET IT OFFA ME!"

"You can't force us you don't have you're powers!" Bunnigal replied sticking her tongue out.

"I can take these bracelets off!"

"You don't even wanna try sista, they're taped to your arm hair and that really hurts fo' shizzle. OH yeah, mm hmm, I good!" Bunnigal said suddenly turning gangster.

"Right. Who are you people anyways?"

"We are…………... your interviewers!" Everyone looked around as though expecting something, while Bunnigal sat there with an evil look on her face. "AWW MAN! There's never any evil music or rolls of thunder when you need them!" Suddenly a massive boom of thunder rolled and some creepy organ music played, tastefully accompanied by an evil laugh. "Huh. Better late than never my ass." Bunnigal harrumphed. (A/N. Don't you just love that word? Say it with me, harrumphed. SAY IT! I don't hear you saying it!)

"Right, so I'm going to be interviewed by a lunatic (Bunnigal), a freak who's obsessed with BeastBoy (Gothica, who was now staring at BeastBoy with hearts in her eyes) and a…….Castle? (A/N. That's right, today Emily was dressed up as a castle.) Why are you dressed up as a castle anyway?"

Suddenly Emily replied in a man's voice, "silence! There are no questions allowed in communist Russia! Uh…I mean…thilly Waven! Castle'th can't talk!"

"Uh…right…BB, what are you doing here anyway?"

"The masters forbid me to speak! BeastBoy scared of the masters!" He replied.

"Yeah! And that lunatic comment was insulting! Actually, I'm an ex-lunatic, they let me out of the mental home a few moths ago. So HA!" Bunnigal's eye twitched strangely.

"Oh God! Who's got her medication? If she has another 'episode' I swear I will commit suicide!" Gothica yelled.

"Actually I gave her the last pill in the bottle this morning." BeastBoy said.

"That doesn't matter, I can forgive you anything." Gothica replied sweetly as BeastBoy visibly relaxed. "NOW GO BUY SOME MORE!" He flinched and scampered out the room.

Suddenly Bunnigal Started singing a Christina Aguilera song, "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, NO WORDS CAN'T BRINGE ME DOOOWN, OH NOOOO, SO DON'T YOU BRING ME DOWN today…" she had a nice singing voice (but she kind of spoiled it with the dancing, one word: terrible) and she was belting it out, then suddenly she changed to a Kaiser Chiefs song. (A/N. who likes them? I love them! But then I am a freak. Oh and by the way I don't actually like Christina Aguilera) "OH, IT'S A TIME HONOURED TRADITION, TO GET ENOUGH NUTRITION, STAY ALIVE UNTILL YOU DIE AND THAT'S THE END OF YOU!"

Everyone stared at her like she was some kind of freak, but then again, she was.

"OH GOD, she's singing, next it's gonna be-"

Yep, what everyone had been afraid of, she started rapping.

Yo dudes and dudettes I'm Bunnigal

I like ice-cream do you?

Vanilla, chocolate and raspberry swirl

And Neapolitan too!

The PG starts to background dance and has a heart attack

I like to sing I like rap

And I have a Chinese Cat

It sits on a mat with it's toy rat

It likes to hit it with a baseball bat!

Oh yeah, sing it with me bruvas!

Oh yeah, sing it with me bruvas!

I'm Bunnigal, I'm da man

I solve mysteries in my van

In Afghanistan, pow pow

Yeah I said in Afghanistan

"And the next stage is imitations."

"Guess who I am? WEEEEEEE! I'm a stupid girl who only likes dark colours and can never have fun! And I have a mirror and my much nicer version of me wears pink! And my father is an evil demon who wants to take over the universe!" Raven had her fists clenched and was gritting her teeth. "Can you guess who I am yet? That's right! Santa Claus!"

The PG has miraculously survived his near fatal heart attackand suddenly says "That's it for tonight folks, join us next week on Stop the Madness!"

The Audience: AWWWWWWWW!

Yeah guys, sorry I had to cut it short like that but my mum is yelling at me.

Till Next Time

Bunnigal

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