Okay, this time I'm just going to get straight on with the story and not bore you. I'm sorry if you just wasted a few seconds of your life reading that. DO NOT READ THIS, I hope you didn't read that last sentence, because if you did your computer is about to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

Beastboy, Raven and the Teen TV people (as they now called themselves, Bunnigal, Safiah (who was better. (cool this is a bracket in a bracket in a bracket!)) and Gothica, and maybe Bob but he's 40, so, whatever!) were all sitting around watching TV on Blog's tiny cramped sofa.

And now, because I am slightly deranged (and VERY bored) I am going to do the rest of the story from the point of view of……………………………………………………………………………………………

THE TOASTER!

Toaster's Pov of when Cyborg went missing

Here I am just sitting in the kitchen, lalalalala, having fun just sitting in the kitchen, lalalalala.

Wow! Cyborg was hot! Why won't someone use me… kitchen, kitchen, lalalalala.

Anyways, children, I am hear to tell you a tale, a terrible tale, full of plot twists and madness! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!

P.S. teacher, Mrs Microwave, don't expect be to write this down, for you see, (toaster starts singing) my homework got run over by a bussss, my homework got run over by a busssss, it was just crossing the road, it was oh so sad, a bus came and hit it and that was that!

Right, on with the story.

Okay, I was just sitting there, toasting some bread when I realised that soon I would be able to speak in a voice the humans could hear. I got ready to do it marvellously and…

DING!

Perfect! But then, I'm always perfect. I heard someone shout from the next room. "Will someone get the toaster? I just heard it ding! Bloody thing's so loud." Of course I was outraged! They don't appreciate good opera.

But I have strolled away from the plotline.

So anyways, Cyborg, that big hunk of a machine, drools wait? How can a toaster drool? Anyways, he came into the kitchen and so did Robin. They seemed to be having an argument though I only heard a bit.

"Well, excuse me!" Robin yelled at my darling. How could he?

"Whatever man." Cyborg retorted cleverly, "look, we'll discuss it in the morning," he added calmly and reasonably.

"FINE!" yelled Robin stupidly running out. Tut tut, tetchy! I thought.

The next day I watched as the argument over breakfast started again.

"Tofu!"

"Bacon!"

"Tofu!"

"Bacon!"

'I heard as usual, of course I routed for my man Cyborg. I heard him yell an leave and was sad. Then I saw Robin come in and say, "Huh, bet he's just using it as an excuse to avoid me!" Naturally I was furious, how dare he! But there was nothing I could do.

I waited for hours for Cyborg to come back, but he didn't and I began to get really worried, he came back in the end but had no recollection of what had happened.

Now Beastboy and Raven have disappeared, I am going to put my detective skills to work.