Narrarator: Priviuously on The School, the Brooms, and the Hormones. Harry caught Ginny kissing Draco by the forest, and dumped her. Hermione found out she was pregant, and Snape was going into surgery for a nose job.
Harry: I cant belive Ginny, I mean if your going to cheat, cheat with someone better than Malfoy!
Ron: At least your girlfriend isn't pregant! Im to young to be a father, and now Hermione wants to get married. When mum findes out she's going to make sure this never happens again!
Harry: If Ginny did get pregant it wouldnt be my child we havnt even done it yet, but I here half of the boys in this school talking about how good she is!
Ron: They better be talking about another Ginny.
Narrarator: Menwhile in the Slytherin common room.
Draco: I didn't mean it Pansy! Come on I never went past kissing with her! Come on it's going to be cold tonight!
Pansy: Then I sugest you get a couple of blankets, cause I wont be there to warm your bed tonight! By the way were over!
Narrarator: While all this was going on, miles and miles away Lord Voldemort was talking with his Death Eaters.
Voldemort: Why do all my followers always disapoint me? Snape I thought you were getting a nose job?
Snape: I was but the incompatant wizards and muggle's said there wasnt a thing they could do! I hate genetics this is my mother's nose, my father had a great nose.
Lucius: Have you tried a shrinking charm on it Serverus?
Snape: That is a great idea, I shall return.
Voldemort: Why did he storm into the girls bathroom?
Lucius: They have the best mirror in the world in there.
Snape: Your going to pay Lucius Amiela Malfoy! Look at my nose!
Lucius: I told you not to ever call me that, and I see no nose, problem fixied.
Snape: Thats the point I HAVE NO NOSE!
Narrarator: While all this was going on Dumbledor was sitting in his office thinking about battle plans.
Dumbledor: I love dolls. Come on little Tom were going to go sit in a tree with Serverus. No Harry you get to go be the girl you never were. I musnt forget you Weasley family your all going to drown in the lake. Lalalalalalalalalalala.
Narrator: Tune in next week to see if Harry and Ginny get back togeather, what Mrs. Weasley does to Ron and his parts, how Draco makes it through the night alone, Snape and his nose, and Dumbledor and his dolls.