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k: just for that, here's a song

13sk: we don't own whose line is it anyway

The Song

13sk: I am a plumber

k: I hate this damn job a lot

a: I don't know why I'm talking

Em: I have to clean the pot

Em: I don't know what I'm doing

a: I don't know why I'm here

k: all that i know

13sk: IS THAT I WANT SOME MORE BEER! (hahaha) we made that one up during lunch at school

13sk: i don't own Naruto and like i said, i'm revising.

Kakashi dragged them to the village. Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! They were all thinking that they were going to die because of some homicidal freakin' scary dude who thinks they're spies or something.

"Listen... let's be reasonable here... LEMME GO BEFORE I KICK YOUR SORRY ASS INTO FEBRUARY 32!" Well, so much for reasonable. Good job Kat.

"February 32 doesn't exist..." Emma said.

"Once more... remember that little talk we had about sarca-"

"Okay, okay... I got it."

Kakashi glared at them. "You better shut up before I make sure you four die a slow, painful death."

"Dude. What the hell happened to 'I'm not going to kill you,' huh?" Alisson asked.

"I changed my mind." His visible eye turned upwards, to indicate that he was smiling.

"YOU CAN'T JUST 'CHANGE YOUR MIND' ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

"I can, and I did."

Alisson now finally understood. "So this is why you guys were screaming and running away from him. I get it now." They stared at her.

"My dear friend, you are slower than Emma. I don't know why you didn't follow us in the first place so we might actually not have been caught!" Kelsey glared at her. "I, on the other hand, knew he was evil, so I ran. Emma and Kat were smart and did the same."

"As long as we don't meet anyone else from this world, I will stay perfectly happy and perfectly sane. Then again..." Kat smiled. "I'm not exactly that sane to start with, but that's ok. That's what makes me special."

Kakashi smiled, listening intently to their stupid, yet entertaining, conversation."You girls are very weird.What are your names?" He stared at them.

"Well,our namesare none of your business. Anyway, you're weird and scary. I don't gotta tell you anything." Kelsey stated plainly.

"That's Kelsey, Emma, Kat, and I'm Alisson. Pleasure to meat you homicidal freakin scary dude."

Kakashi smiled and ruffled Kelsey's hair. "I'm 12, so don't do that."

He laughed. "You're only 12? You're not a ninja, and you're just a girl, you can't be much harm." He let them go and kept walking. "C'mon. Let's go."

He let his guard down, and Kat realized that. This was a good thing for her. She walked right up behind him and kicked him in the back of the knee. I've always wanted to do that.

"OW!"

She smiled innocently. "Now who's not a threat?"

He glared, grabbed her wrist, and twisted her arm behind her back. "I ama threat to you."

"OWIE! STOP! STOP! UNCLE! I GIVE!" Kakashi let go and stared at her.

"We're here. Go inside." They were so busy watching Kat and Kakashi fight that they didn't notice that they were already in the village. Kat glared at him as she rubbed her wrist.

She poked his chest and said, "YOU will regret that..." She gave a final glare and ran inside to catch up with her friends.

"Kakashi, what is the meaning of this?"

"Hokage-sama, I found these four in the woods." The third (A/N: yes, he's still alive in my story) looked at the girls.

They all did the 'live long and prosper' sign and said, "We come in peace."

He sighed. "So, what village are you from?"

"It's a really long story. You don't want to hear it." Kat stated. Kakashi walked over to her and bent down to look directly in her in face.

"Oh, I think we do."

"No, you don't."

"Just tell us, Kat-san, so we don't have to send you to ANBU interigation."

"Eep! Okay! The thing is, I don't know how we got here. It's all a blur. All I remember is falling asleep and waking up in that forest place." She dropped the back pack that she just realized she had and took a deep breath. "Then you came and we ran because we thought you looked real creepy and all and you looked like you were going to kill us so yeah."

"Alright, Kat-san, we need to find a place for you and your friends to stay. Now, Kakashi, go get Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura." Kakashi disappeared in a poof. He turned to the girls. "You," He pointed to Alisson. "You will be staying with Sakura. You," he pointed to Kelsey, "You will be staying with Sasuke. You," he pointed to Emma. "You will be staying with Naruto." And finally he turned to Kat. "And Kat-san, you will be staying with Kakashi."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

13sk: r&r to find out what happens

k: at lest one more review people.

13sk: BYE!