13sk: STILL REVISING!

Gaara: for all of you who said it was me, you're right

13sk: I made it really obvious (looks at Gaara) ... (faints)

Alisson: Um...she doesn't own Naruto and yes everyone, that whole dream thing in the last chap was real. It all happened to her

13sk: yep. scared the shit outta me (looks at Gaara...again) ON WITH THE FIC! (runs out the door)

Gaara: ...she doesn't own Naruto...

He stared at her. Then again, who wouldn't? She was sprawled out over the bed, snoring really loudly. She was wearing black boxers with little skulls on them and a black shirt that said "Do not disturb, I bite..."

"What a freak." He walked over to her and decided to wake her up. (A/N: I wish I had those clothes, but all i got are spongebob boxers and a blue shirt.) Gaara poked her.

"Five more minutes..." Apparently she had officially become a rock; nothing could disturb her from her sleep. He poked her again. "I said go away...five more minutes..." He sighed, then punched her. "WAH!" She sat up. "Kakashi! I said five more-HOLY SHIT! KAKASHI! HELP M-"

"Silence. Kakashi is not here, girl."

"You know, I got a nam-"

"I said silence." She stayed quiet. "Now-" The two heard the door open. Kakashi looked at Gaara, then to Kat. Kakashi glared at him. He sighed and pushed Gaara out of the room.

"What are you doing here?" he asked. Gaara told him about what happened in the woods. "So, what you're telling me is that you stalked her, then walked in her room at 2 AM just to scare her?" Gaara nodded. They heard a yell from Kat's room.

"AND YOUR THE ONE WHO SAID THAT I WAS A FREAK!" They blinked.

"How did she hear us?" Kakashi smiled.

"When she wants to spy on someone, she somehow gains the ability to hear really well. On the other hand, when she doesn't want to listen, the damn girl goes all but deaf."

The Next Morning...

"I'm tired!" Kat whined.

"Will you shut up! That's the fifth damn time you said that!" Sasuke yelled.

"Well, it's not my fault Gaara and Kakashi woke me up at 2 AM." He glared at her.

"Yes it is. You were being stupid."

"Nu-uh!" He sighed.

"Whatever. We need to meet up with your friends, and I need to find-"

"THERE THEY ARE!" He jumped.

"Must you do that every time you see or find your friends!" She nodded.

"Yup! You need to lighten up!"

"Dammit girl! Must you be so fucking annoying!" Kat stopped a moment.

"...So, what were we talking about again?" Sasuke sighed.

"Hi guys!" Emma said as she walked up.

"Hi again, I haven't seen you for a few chapters!" (A/N: That would be my fault)

"Hey Alisson. Where's Naruto?" Someone jumped on Kat from behind. "HIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Naruto yelled.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHH-get off." He stared at her.

"You wierdo."

"You're the damn wierdo Naruto! You're the one who jumped on me for no apparent reason!"

"So?"

"YOU'RE WIERD!"

"NU-UH!"

"YEAH-HUH!"

"NU-UH!"

"YEA-oooh look! A squirrel!" Sydney skipped over to the squirrel, took out a kunai, and killed it. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STUPID SQUIRREL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then Gaara walked up. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! OMIGOD!" She ran into the woods. They stared at her.

"Well, we better go get her before she hurts herself." Alisson stated. The three girls ran off in the woods, followed by Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto. Gaara just disappeared.

Back with Kat...

She was sitting at the edge of a river. "Dammit! Why do I have to be so freakin' scared of him!"

Kakashi appeared in front of her. "HOLY SHIT! What do you want, and will you stop doing that?"

He smiled, "No, and Iruka said that there's going to be a dance for the Genin. You have to come. And you need a date."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

13SK: there ya'll go. it's longer.

Gaara: stop passing out and running away, I just want to ask you something.

13sk: (hypervintalating) this-would-be-a-good-time (deep breath)

Gaara:why don't you just leave the village and stop writing if you're so scared of me.

13sk: (gasp) I WILL NEVER ABANDON MY FANS!"

13sk: r&r