Their Pointless Lives…
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, because Naruto is stupid and mentally incompetent…
It is New Years Eve in the Nation of Konoha and everyone is preparing for the celebration that is going to go on later at night. All assignments were held off for the day, to keep all ninjas in the village… I'll be your narrator Billy, but who cares! I don't, let us see into the daily events of our young hero, Naruto… Believe it….. How gay is that!
Naruto: "Okay so I was like, 'Bitch, where my money at!' And you know what the ho says to me, she says, 'Please, give me another chance…' So I back handed that bitch!"
Shikamaru: "Ha, I know what you mean, you gotta put them in their place."
Chuji: "What the hell are you talking bout, dude? You aint a pimp"
Shikamaru: (Back hands Chuji) "Bitch, get the fuck out!"
As they're talking about the history of the pimp at the noodle stand, an evil presence looms over the laughing group…
Sakura: "Asshole! Naruto, my mom told me you hit her! What the hell is your problem!"
Naruto: "Believe it! …bitch…"
Sakura: "What did you call me!"
Sasuke is walking along the street as he notices the loud arguing. So he decides to see what is going on, acting all slick like, he picks up a rock and chucks it at Naruto's fat head.
Naruto: "OUCH! What the fuck was that for dumbass? You better watch your ass Sasuke!"
Sakura: "Sasuke, thanks for putting that asshole in his place, me so horny!"
Sasuke: "Jesus, when are you going to listen to me, chicken head! I don't want your nasty ass, I'm doing it with that blonde chick."
Sakura: "Of course I'll marry you! I want to have 12 children, a house, a…"
While Sakura is daydreaming, and planning out her fantasy life with Sasuke, everyone decides to ditch her. Without Sakura knowing Sasuke uses the cloning jutsu and they all leave to mess around somewhere else. However, let's see what happens to Sakura…
3 hours later…
Sakura: (hugs the shadow clone) "I love you Sasuke!"
Shadow Sasuke: "I can't take it anymore! (Pulls out a desert eagle) BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!
Shadow Sasuke: "Bitch! Suck on that! BLAM BLAM BLAM!
With Sakura gone, everybody's lives were much better. Orochimaru decides to turn himself in, Itachi does it with the shark guy and confesses his gayness to the world. Sasuke becomes the next Hokage by demonstrating his new, "Reach around jutsu." And Naruto lives happily ever after, pimping Sakura's mom and back-dooring Hinata on the memorial of those who died fighting the 9-tailled fox….
The End
Well, that's it for this really stupid and pointless fanfic about Naruto!I just wasted precious minutes of your life...Feel free to review and tell me what you think, don't be afraid to flame. I really like the things that people say in hate reviews, they're funny… Well laters….