Authors: Star, Angel, T'Lorie Alo and Elth
Summary: A random Agent story, if you haven't read any of Stormhawks SMU stories it may be a little confusion for you but the basic jist is troublesome teen-agents! Checkout the back-story at www. deceptivefuture .com
The Story of Jeff aka Jeffness!
It was New years day, and Agent Star was fast asleep on her computer desk after staying up much too late and drinking far too much Barcardi and coke, but heck, what else were you supposed to do at the Agencies New Years Eve party?
The Brunette agent was happily sleeping away when her computer made an overly loud BEEP, and a strange message appeared on the screen in pink text.
Wake up Star...
Strangely enough, Star chose that moment to wake up and, wincing from her hangover, peered at the screen.
Follow the pink koala...
"Urg, it's too early for another one of Alocin's stupid jokes..." Star mumbled
Ignoring it she fell asleep again, wondering if Alo had REALLY dyed one of her koala's pink, Maybe Jasmine. The girl did get bored very easily after all...
A good few hours later when Star woke back up, she was rather surprised to see that the message was still there.
"Okay, so maybe that's a little weird."
There was a knock on the door.
Hoping that she hadn't forgotten some important meeting or anything else utterly boring, Star required herself into some fresh clothes and opened the door, only to see Agent Angel...wearing a t-shirt with a pink Koala on...
"Hey Star," Angel said cheerfully "wanna go do something? I'm so bored!"
Ok... that was a bit spooky... Star thought.
Wasn't this the type of things rebels did to try and unplug people? Was it some kind of elaborate trap? Well if it was an elaborate trap of some rebely variety, chances are Neo would be there, and if Neo was there...
"Sure Angey, I'll get my coat!"
"You reckon T'Lorie and Alo will want to come too?" Angel asked
"I dunno about T'Lorie, but I know Alo is busy at the moment with a few Koala experiments." Star frowned. Hopefully ones not involving pink dye.
"Right, well we'll go past T'L's office and ask if she is busy!" Angel decided.
T'Lorie was peacefully communing with her computer when she was interrupted by someone thudding on her door. What better way to start a new year that with a good system cleanup, she'd also been browsing the human database and found out a few weird was that the copper-tops liked to have fun.
"Meep!"
The door was the last thing she had expected. The blond agent shut down her computer with a snap, just in case it was Agent Jones and straightened her tie. She always liked to look smart, particularly when the cute male tech-agent was involved.
"Come in!"
Angel, and Star walked in. Severely disappointed T'Lorie plonked herself down again. Both girls wore looks of boredom and, in Star's case, surprise.
"Why are you two here?" T'Lorie questioned, trying not to sigh. Well it wasn't like she had anything better to do now she'd finished tweaking her computer. But it would have been nice to show Jonesy how efficient her new defrag system was.
"We were bored." Angel said, casually dropping into a seat as Star leant against the wall looking thoughtful.
"That's fairly normal," pointed out T'Lorie,
"But at the moment it couldn't be any more welcome, because I am too."
"You are?"
T'Lorie smiled slightly. "Yep, I've finished my reports for this morning, and I was looking through the agencies human database. I read about this place where you slap metal to your feet and slide on ice - it sounds fun."
"Metal on Ice? That does sound like fun" Star grinned, getting more Starish by the moment
"Right, that's agreed, lets go."
So the three buggy agents Shifted out of the Agency together and made their way to the Ice rink.
"Oh I'm going to require a pair of skates with rockets on!" Star squealed.
"I'm not so sure that's a good idea, we will have to pretend we are normal humans so not to cause any disruption..." T'Lorie began
"Oh that's a pity..." Star said removing her suit-jacket "I wanted to wear my 'humans suck' top today!"
"Hmm, you really think we can pretend to be humans? Normal humans?" Angel asked with obvious worry.
"Good point..." T'L sighed. "But I think we could pull off crazy teenage human girls quite well!"
Gemini sat on the wall inside the ice ring, just killing time when 3 rather crazed teenage girls came in, one of which was wearing... of all things a pink Koala t-shirt.
After requiring a pair of skates each the girls raced out onto the ice. And promptly fell over.
"Um... your supposed to actually put on the skates before you go out on the ice" said a voice behind them.
"Hey look, an exile!" yelled Angel excitedly "Reckon we could scare her?"
Star however wasn't listening. She sat pouting on the ice. Where exactly was this mysterious person who hacked her computer? She'd come here with Angel, was that what they had meant by 'follow the pink koala'?
Soon she was pulled up by a mischievous looking Angel.
"So you wanna scare the Exile?" She grinned nodding towards a gothy-looking girl on the edge of the ice.
Star frowned. "She looks pretty normal, are you sure she's an Exile, you remember what happened the time you thought the high school fancy dress party was a secret exile meeting..."
T'Lorie nodded. "I think we traumatised al lot of teenagers that day."
Gemini watched the girl in the revolting pink Koala top pull the other pouting girl off the floor, she grinned as she recognised them as the new random agents that where plaguing the matrix. Any chance for revenge on the agents couldn't be missed.
The exile noticed that agent Alocin was missing... 'Perfect' she thought as she walk out of the other RA's vision and shape-shifted into a perfect likeness of Alocin right down to the very code.
Walking around the ice ring, out of the RA's vision, The exile who now looked identical to Agent Alocin entered from the other side and then walked out onto the ice ring towards her 'Friends'.
'Alocin' grinned evilly; this was going to be fun.
And from the shadows a mysterious stranger in a long black trench coat watched the whole thing.
"Hi Alo... I thought you were stuck doing some reports for Brown?" Star questioned, rather surprised to see her friend.
Gemini froze slightly, before lying smoothly... well at least she thought she was fairly smooth, having little knowledge of the Agency.
"...computers broke, glitch... horrible glitch... various kitchen implements and punch bags started attack Brownie... terrible." 'Alocin' looked shifty and mock shook her head.
"So now we're all here," she said brightly and waved her arms around the ice ring "I say lets skate!"
Meanwhile at the agency
The real Alocin was typing up half a dozen reports. As she reached for the last one she thought 'Nearly finished!' and her heart did a lil' jump of joy.
A lil' jump of joy which immediately crashed and burned as Brown barged in and dumped a massive stack of papers on the desk which was most likely larger than her!
"You are to do these too before you can leave" Stated Brown with a glare which made her shrink down in her seat and gave her a desire to release her Koalas in self defence. Obviously Brown was miffed that she'd been skipping on her paper work.
It wasn't her fault, she blamed the digestives, El Starino, oh and that incident with the Neo, tin foil and an overpowered microwave. She sniggered as she remember the look on Star's face when she found out... Alocin gave out a 'Meep!' as Brown gave her an even deadlier glare and settled down to the paper work with mutinous mutterings.
Back at the rink"Hey Alocin" Angel called "Glad you could make it! I'm surprised Brown even let you live if you caused that much trouble! Hey, wanna help freak out an exile?"
"What exile?" 'Alocin' asked a little nervously.
"That one over there..." Angel replied, turning to point, "Oh, she's gone. Damn."
T'Lorie patted her on the back "Never mind Angel. I'm sure we can have just as much fun scaring the humans."
Mimicking the humans on the ice already the girls put their ice skates on. Stood up and promptly fell over again.
"This is stupid" Angel complained. "How are we supposed to do this?"
I don't know, just copy the batteries." T'Lorie replied, nodding at the humans who seemed to have no trouble skating.
" Nice skates Alocin, but where are the koalas?"
"Um, Koalas?" the hesitant reply came back.
"Yeah, Koalas, this is the first time I've seen you wearing something without a Koala, did Brown confiscate them?" Angel questioned, her interrogating urges kicking in
"Oh, yeah, he did."
"Right anyway, Star snap out of it girl, and let's skate!"
The four girls took of across the ring in stops and starts.
Star gave a Very wobbly start, "I feel like bloody Bambi." she muttered, sliding hazardously across the ice, the others seemed to have gotten the hang of it a lot quicker.
Grabbing hold of the rink-wall, she gave herself a big push managed to slide forwards a little too quickly, headfirst into a bunch of skaters.
"Sorry!"
'Alocin' was inwardly cursing herself for forgetting the koalas, I mean how could she! She was going to get caught if she wasn't more careful, and god knows what these crazy agents would do!.
Gemini was skating across the ring with little trouble, unlike the other three Agents, T'Lorie was clinging to Angel for dear life and Star was doing her Bambi impression.
Talking about Star, 'Alocin' caught Star out of the corner of her eyes crashing into some weirdo stating around in a large black trench coat and tumble down together.
Star gazed adoringly into the face of...
"NEO!" Star squealed. Neo was here! EEEE!
"Oh dear lord..." Neo muttered.
"What are you doing here? Not that I'm complaining or anything. I mean hello? Tall sexy rebel! But still it's just a bit odd..." Star chattered, staring up into the big brown eyes of her favorite rebel..
"Umm..." Neo delayed, trying to decipher what the girl was saying.
"Oh no... The others are here too!" Star bit her lip. "I hope they haven't seen you..." The other Random Agents weren't quite so keen on Neo as she was, 'not quite so keen' meaning, they preferred to cut him up into itty-bitty pieces and feed him to a ferret.
Neo paused for a moment and re-ran what the affectionate girl had said before, and spoke carefully and simply trying not to over excite the girl with his sexy voice which he had to admit was very... 'No! getting off topic' Neo mental scolded himself, he could sing his praises later, he had work to do now.
"I came here… to worry you!"
Neo announced dramatically, with his trench coat doing a little swish...
Then paused
"No wait that's not right..." he muttered as he searched through his trench coat for something.
Pulling a card out, he read it and then put it back.
"I came here to warn you!" He announced dramatically a second time.
"Oh no! Not warn me!" Star gasped in mock-horror, and used the opportunity to grip Neo's coat.
Neo nodded in a dark, mysterious brooding way.
Star let go of his coat.
"Uh... well aren't you actually going to tell me what I'm supposed to be warned about? Or are you just going to stand there looking sexy all day?" Star questioned, hands on hips.
Neo pondered this question, it was true he did look very sexy and could probably do it all day but no he was the 'One', which meant he had to make noble sacrifices like not standing around all day looking sexy so people could stand and drool over him.
No, instead he said, "Morpheus is coming for you Star, he's coming and I don't know what he's going to do to." But he managed to say it in an incredibly sexy and mysterious way.
Star gasped and gagged in the horror and revolution that Morpheus was after her! She used the opportunity to cling to Neo again. Neo vaguely hoped that Star wouldn't throw up on him... It would ruin his nice new swishy coat.
"Urrgg, not Morphy! He's just so gross!" Star wailed.
"Wait, why are you even telling me? Surely you shouldn't be helping..." Star paused and lowered her sunglasses "...An Agent."
"Well you aren't exactly much of a threat to us are you?" Neo said matter-of-factly. Star frowned. "Ok, not much of a threat to me"
"But still Neo, you're a rebel and I am..." She adjusted her tie for effect. "...An Agent"
Neo was confused, he knew she was doing one of those cunning female hinting things but being a poor male his mind simply couldn't comprehend what she was hinting at.
A dumb look come across his face, which he only managed to narrowly save by turning it into an adorable cute confused face. He was so busy congratulating the awesomeness that was him that he failed to notice Star stop and glare at him again.
Gemini was beginning to get bored.
Sure it was fun watching Angel and T'Lorie make complete fools out of themselves, and she had 'accidentally' tripped them up a few times and crashed them into people and walls but it was getting boring now and all the humans had abandoned the ice ring to avoid the rather crazy girls.
It was around then when she noticed that she hadn't seen Star for a while and looked around for her. She spotted her standing next to this stranger in a trench coat. Wondering who this stranger was she grabbed the Angel and asked who the guy Star was talking to was... she got a rather unexpected response.