Authors Note: I figured, the first chapter was fun so why not do another one! Hope you guys like this.
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Anya kissed Xander and then sat up.
"This
is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to
fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I'm
out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only
trouble is...
I'll never tell" Anya stretched while she sang
and then suddenly a brunette walked into the room and put her hands
on her hips.
"He is the one he's such wonderful fun
Such
passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right
In his
tight--
embrace,
Tight embrace
I'll never let him go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing
that--
No.
I'll never tell" Cordelia sang out and smiled
at Xander, who glanced from Anya to Cordelia in confusion.
"'cause
there's
Nothing to tell!" Xander shouted out in his defense,
still wondering what Cordelia was doing in his bedroom.
"She snores." Anya jumped up and pointed accusing at Cordelia.
"She wheezes." Cordy shot back and smirked.
"Say "housework," and she freezes..." Anya commented on Cordelia's snobbishness with her own smirk.
"She
eats these Skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe." Cordelia
shoved her finger down her thrown as if to mimic throwing up.
"You talk, she breezes." Anya sang dully, she had heard a lot about Cordelia from Xander.
"She
doesn't know
What please is!" Cordelia had heard a lot about
Anya from Willow.
"She
almost got mutilated
by an invisible girl!" Anya randomly picked
something and turned to Xander, clearly annoyed.
"The vibe gets kind of scary..." Xander muttered and looked for a good hiding place.
"Like she thinks I'm ordinary." Cordelia tossed her hair and put on a seductive smile.
"Like it's all just temporary?" Anya held up her left hand to show the ring.
"Like her toes are kind of hairy..." Cordelia glanced at Anya's feet and Anya's mouth fell open.
"But
it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
we'll never tell!"
Xander blurted out, attempting to stop the inevitable murder
unfolding before him.
"When things get rough
she just
hides behind her Angel
Now look she's getting huffy
'Cause he
knows that I know" Anya smiled triumphantly as Cordelia growled and
crossed her arms.
"She
clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never–"
Cordelia started to say something with a malicious glint in her
eye.
"Her eyes are beady!" Anya quickly cut her off.
"This
is my song,
Hello? She–" Xander tried to cut in, it was after
all supposed to be his song.
"Look at me!
I'm dancin'
crazy!" Anya interrupted with a smirk at Cordelia, who quickly
joined in and before long they were both panting.
"You know
You're quite the charmer." Cordelia offered, turning to Xander.
"My knight in armor!" Anya interjected frantically.
"You're
the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as nice as rubies
And
your firm yet supple-- Tight embrace." Cordelia smiled and stepped
towards Xander.
"He's swell." Anya said affectionately.
"He's sweller." Cordelia said with a sigh and a longing gaze at Xander.
"He'll always be my feller." Anya said protectively and turned to Xander for support.
"That's
why I'll never
Tell her that I'm petrified..." Cordelia
admitted and slowly walked away from Anya&Xander.
"I've
read this tale
There's wedding
Then betrayal
I know
there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide." Anya turned
the opposite direction that Cordelia was going.
"I
lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these
fears I can't quell..." Xander sang softly and looked after
Cordelia, he still had some feelings for her.
"Is he looking for a pot of gold?" Cordelia glanced back at Xander.
"Will I look good when I've gotten old?" Anya wondered allowed, quite concerned.
"Would
our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?"
Cordelia put her nails on her bottom teeth in worry.
"When
I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley."
Anya stared at her reflection in the window.
"Am I crazy?" Cordelia wondered, as she continued to try and win Xander over.
"Am I dreamin'?" Anya thoughtfully pinched her own arm.
"Am
I marrying
A demon?" Xander called out from his ignored spot in
the room.
"We
could
Really raise the beam
In makin' marriage a hell!" All
three of them sang out and turned back to each other.
"So, thank god,I'll never tell!" Cordelia started towards the door.
"I
swear
That I'll never tell." Anya nodded her head surely and
walked towards Xander.
"My
lips
Are sealed." Xander added in and walked towards Anya.
"I take the fifth!" Cordelia cried out and pushed the button to the elevator.
"Nothing to see." Xander said unsure of himself.
"Move it along." Anya glared after Cordelia.
"I'll never" Cordelia started and they all finished.
"Tell!"
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lol, I enjoyed writing this, hope you enjoyed reading it! Thanks to all my reviewers!
