8 Words.
By King of Fools
Ohkay, second fic, this time...Squffie. It's another oneshot, and is very short. I was shirtless and extremely cold when this was written. I also moved houses yesterday, And don't have internet 'til friday. This is being posted via net cafe. Stupid Telstra. Telstra is an Australian phone company. A stupid Australian phone company.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Or Telstra. Stupid Telstra.
She wouldn't shut up. She refused. In fact, she had repeated the same 8 words non-stop for the last 2 and 3/4 hours.
"If there is a god...He hates me..." Leon thought bitterly as he watched watched the hyperactive 'ninja' Yuffie bounce around the kitchen table in their Hollow Bastion HQ, singing the dreaded 8 words, as she had done since Aerith had left to stock up their now empty pantry. Obviously Aerith hadn't eaten the poorly cooked breakfast Cid had constructed from the last of their food. Starvation had driven her insane. She seemed to, somehow, believe that leaving Leon and Yuffie alone was truely a good idea, and that she wouldn't come home to blood stained walls.
It wasn't so bad in the begining. It started off simply enough.
"Heeeeeey Squallie!" Yuffie practically shouted across the table as she leaned foward and poked him on the forehead. He lifted his head from his newspaper and glared at her.
"It's Leon." He shot at the young girl, and returned his attention to the headlines. Noticing Leons negligence towards her, a pout appeared on her lips.
"Fine, Leon, guess what?" She said as a toothy smile replaced her pout.
Leon rolled his eyes and sighed.
"What now Yuffie?" He repled in a sour tone, looking back up to see her smile.
"I wish, I wish, I was a fish!" She sung, her smile growing wider by the minute. He sighed again.
"Thats nice Yuffie."
This quickly escalated. Eventually, the words started to run together.
"Ah wihsha-wihsha-wahsa-fisha-wihsha-wihsha-wahsa-fisha-wihsha-wihsha-wahsa-fisha!" Yuffie repeated happily as she skipped around the table.
She was like a walking black hole. Only she only sucked up sound. So nothing but silence was left. Only in reverse. And more ninjary. Wherever she went, silence and peace were destroyed. By the reverse sound black hole ninja, Yuffie.
"This must stop. Now" Leon thought violently. Then it hit him. Yuffies hand. In the back of his head. As she skipped by. But then it hit him. The greatest idea ever.
Without hesitation, he wraped an arm around Yuffies waist as she turned around the corner of the table, stood up, and forced her into a kiss.
When he pulled away, and returned to his paper, he left a very stunned ninja, for once in her life, speachless.
Yah, Squalls a rapist, and lots of oocness, but whatever. XP Review pleeeeease? I'll put my shirt back on if you do? Or leave it off, whatever floats your incredibly awesome, review making, boat. P