Time for another chappie!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
Roy Mustang was pulled by black-masked figures into a room. He couldn't help but wonder if this was about the 'Locker Room Incident'. Nevertheless, he reluctantly sat down on the stool that was placed in the center of the room…Then, IT HAPPENED.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
"Huh? Who's there!"
"Roy Mustang…his hobby is staring at himself in the mirror…"
"No it's not! I look at magazines!"
"Sure…porn magazines…"
"No…I would never do anything like that!"
"Sure…Master Shake…"
"Who?"
"Roy Mustang…is really Master Shake in disguise…"
"No I'm not!"
About then the REAL Roy Mustang ran in. "Hey! What are you doing!"
"Uh-oh! I've been found out!" the imposter jumped out a window that magically appeared.
"…Roy Mustang…"
"Yes?"
"…Shut up and let me finish…"
"Grrr…fine!"
"Ahem. Roy Mustang…is actually a woman…"
"That's just retarded!"
"Being female is retarded?"
"Huh? Ah, NO! Th-That's not what I meant!"
All the Mustang fangirls got said and walked away.
"Tough luck."
"SHUT UP!"
"Roy Mustang…is a virgin…"
"I-I-I…No I'm not!"
"You're a perv."
"I AM NOT!"
"Are too…Zelos…"
"Who?"
"Zelos Wilder…his best friend is Mr. Hand-Dude…"
"…."
"That's you, pinhead."
"Huh? Oh! I see! I was afraid Mr. Hand-Dude was cheating on me!"
"No! Mr. Hand-Dude is MY best friend!" Iedo yelled.
"Hey! I'M supposed to be your best friend!"
"Shut up, Hyde!"
"HAHAHAHA! MR. HAND-DUDE LIKES ME BEST!"
"DOES NOT!"
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!"
So Iedo and Mustang ran around in circles therefore, I must end this chapter.
Review.