Disclaimer: FMA does not belong to me.
Al is thrown onto a stool in the middle of a dark room and then lights come on.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
Al looked around and yelled, "ARE YOU BODILESS PERSON TOO?"
"Alphonse Elric…his armor is really a robot…"
"Huh? No that's not quite right…"
"Suuuure…and the fact that the REAL Alphonse Elric is operating you far, far away is lie too then…"
"Yes…"
"Is not…"
"Is so!"
"Is not…!"
"IS SO!"
"Is so…"
"Is not!"
"So you admit it…"
"…You're a meanie…"
"Deal with it…Alphonse Elric…he is cursed to have a retarded name because of his brother…"
Al started sobbing. "DON'T REMIND ME!"
"There, there…Alphonse Elric…the reason the robot is posing as Al is because the real Alphonse Elric ran away to become a stripper…"
"NO! I'M AGAINST NUDITY!"
"Whatever…stripper…"
"…I give up…"
"Good…Alphonse Elric…he wears a loin-cloth to impress the ladies…"
"No, actually it was Ed's idea, so he could MEET the ladies."
"…I feel your pain…"
"Thanks."
"Ahem. Alphonse Elric…he likes to brutally murder kitties…"
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"Need I explain? Fluffy-flushed down the toilet. Mr. Bigglesworth-died a slow death because of Armstrong's singing. Obi-Won Kenobi-was chased away by a Chihuahua. Frodo-was trampled by angry K-Mart employees. Bloody Mary-was ripped to shreds by rabid dogs. Need I go on?"
"No…"
"Good…Alphonse Elric…likes to brutally murder Pokemon on his GBA…"
"NO! I don't care if they're pixels! THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!"
"No they don't…"
"You're just mean!"
"Thank you…Alphonse Elric…he wore a pink tutu once and ran around town singing, 'I like big butts'…"
"Le gasp! HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT!"
"I went on your brother's revenge website genius…"
"NOOOO!"
"There's also a picture of you with your foot stuck in the toilet…"
"People who read FMA IDOL already know about that…"
"But some people didn't read that…"
"Just sayin'…"
"Alphonse Elric…he's a queer…"
"Um, what's a queer?"
"Alphonse Elric…his robot is made out of chocolate…"
"NO IT'S NOT! AND IT'S ARMOR! THERE NO ROBOT INVOLVED!"
"Suuuuuure…C3PO…"
"What's a queer? And who's C3PO?"
"And now you know…C3PO the Queer…"
"NO! THEY DON'T! MY NAME IS AL! ALPHONSE ELRIC! HEEEY!"
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